Re: Not Quite Right

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Actual quote: "I'm a 13 year old food slut with an expensive palate. So for my 13th birthday I insisted that me and my dad should go to the FL."

Call me a sexist, but how is this girl ever going to get married if she's that expensive already?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:23 PM
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Man, I remember vomiting up an expensive steak after some cheap tequila. That did not feel good at all.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:23 PM
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Underage girls and their dads can both enjoy a little of the FL.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:24 PM
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You should vomit at the restaurant so you can demand not to be billed.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:24 PM
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3: and not even vomit afterwards!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:26 PM
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1: I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the bait: Some of us gals actually pay our own way in life, you big sexist troll.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:28 PM
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6: you're saying the thirteen-year-old paid the thousand dollar bill?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:30 PM
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She makes a killing at her lemonade stand.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:33 PM
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You should vomit at the restaurant so you can demand not to be billed.

Hey, I returned your food to you, didn't I? Oh, and look, there's something from lunch—you're making money on this deal.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:42 PM
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The 13-year-old in question is a boy, and needs to be beaten. I take solace in this: "Cole has no friends."


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:42 PM
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The 13-year-old is also suspected of misusing the word "grandiose," though I certainly admit that a meal costing $1,000 could well be grandiose.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:44 PM
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Chopper's right on all counts. What a little jackass.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:45 PM
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Not only that, the 13-year-old misspells words, uses the word "rez", says "me and my dad" instead of "my dad and I", writes "uve" instead of "you've", and probably commits various other crimes against decency and good taste in his spare time.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:47 PM
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Mocking a spoiled thirteen-year-old? You people are even worse than Barack Obama.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:50 PM
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w-lfs-n, click on his photo to see why he needs a good ass-kicking, even apart from his language crimes.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 3:50 PM
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What he does with my sister is their own affair, SK.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:03 PM
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I can agree with:

the only complaint i have is.....the service...... too good, I mean the servers are made to taLK in a looooooooooooooo voice to make the mood more "relaxed" calm the fuck down tk. JC. its just overkill

As well as his favorite movie.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:03 PM
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I hate to say it, but that guy has a future here.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:24 PM
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I really, really enjoy saying "I hate to say this". Doesn't everyone?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:27 PM
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I hate to say this, John, but I disagree there.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:29 PM
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I hate to say this, but w-lfs-n really does give a better blowjob than Labs.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:31 PM
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21: Well, be fair. Labs' legs are just too long to perch on a toilet seat successfully.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:38 PM
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I hate to say this, apo, but only in America would that kind of excuse making be tolerated.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:42 PM
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Perhaps Ogged should "friend" Co/dy and invite him over with his midget porn.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:43 PM
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She makes a killing at her lemonade stand.

Eliot Spitzer is a regular customer.


Posted by: Not Prince Hamlet | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:44 PM
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I hate to say this, ogged, but the sexist implications of saying "I hate to say this" are well-known in feminist circles.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:45 PM
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I hate to say this, apo, but nothing makes feminists want to sleep with you more than veering unpredictably from sexism to earnest pro-feminism.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:47 PM
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That, and hamburger.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:48 PM
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God, I hated to say that.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:49 PM
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Only in America can you find a hamburger that will satisfy a feminist.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:49 PM
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"hamburger" s/b "giant penis", of course.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:52 PM
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It was worth it...I guess. But i don't plan to return. The staff sang "happy birthday" to not one, but two different parties. Tacky. What is this TGIFrench Laundry??

I hate to say that I can think of nothing to say to this, except this.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 4:53 PM
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32: Completely unacceptable, unless they sang it in French.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 5:00 PM
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Sweet Butter Poached Maine Lobster Mitts

Now that's getting tad esoteric.


Posted by: Anita Martini | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 5:39 PM
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The little punk also didn't appreciate his quince sorbet.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 5:49 PM
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32: Completely unacceptable, unless they sang it in French.

It's a positional status service to all customers: you wouldn't think it possible to go to the French Laundry, pay your money for dinner, and come away with the self-righteously satisfied feeling that it was really tacky -- but in fact it's all part of the carefully crafted experience.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 5:49 PM
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trop de classe


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 6:22 PM
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It's unclear to me whether "hold it" bears the same meaning as with going to the bathroom or it means that any vomiting stemming from this incident is prohibited. If the latter, that seems a little harsh.


Posted by: Zippy the Comment Frog | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 8:47 PM
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Wow, his review of Blue Plate (just a few blocks from my house!) is awesome.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 10:10 PM
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Frightening. I hate to say this, but Ogged said something scary in 27.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 03-18-08 11:20 PM
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Says the profile of Co/le:

When I'm Not Yelping... I'm having a threesome with your gf and sister.

Why You Should Read My Reviews
I fuck your relatives and review them.
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Cole has no friends.

So very very sweet.


Posted by: W. Breeze | Link to this comment | 03-19-08 5:14 AM
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I hate to say this, but for a while there this thread was old-school funny Unfogged.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-19-08 9:09 AM
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