Re: Not sure what to make of this

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My Persian is a cute little pussy.


Posted by: Peppi | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 12:40 PM
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The Persians have mastered cornball hyphenated Americanism perhaps more quickly than any other immigrant group to date, but they're merely following a well-worn path blazed by cornball Irish, cornball Italians, cornball Norwegians, and so on. Like all Asian peoples, they're mere imitators.

I'm sort of looking forward to seeing cornball Hmong and Somali shit, though.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 12:40 PM
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The Persians had the cornball Eurotrash aesthetic down before they even got here. I would have expected those underwear to be black or red velvet.


Posted by: PGD | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:03 PM
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Huh, why did I assume that was a boy thong?


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:06 PM
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4: I did too! I think because we all automatically imagined ogged in it.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:12 PM
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Oops, sorry, 5 probably better suited for standpipe's blog.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:12 PM
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So it's standpipe's thong, then?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:14 PM
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5: It also has a sort of sturdy white cotton athletic supporter air to it. Not exactly a delicate unmentionable.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:18 PM
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Maybe there's a special page for intimate, seductive, girly McCain shit.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:39 PM
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OT: Does anyone here have any connections to publishers either in NYC or LA who might be looking for a very eager and intelligent undergraduate intern this summer? Please email me. (Magazines, books, academic or non-, but nothing pornographic.)


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:40 PM
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God, no one beat me to the Persian rug joke! Hurrah!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:48 PM
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5: 4: I did too! I think because we all automatically imagined ogged in it.

..and still do.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 1:58 PM
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Imagine, nothing. I just had one sent to him.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 2:20 PM
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What size?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 4:06 PM
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Extra Lur(ge).


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 4:17 PM
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Women's medium, actually.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:22 PM
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Zing!


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:23 PM
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What size is BPL?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:23 PM
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Imagine, nothing. I just had one sent to him.

After you had worn them, right?


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:26 PM
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Dear god no. I wouldn't be caught dead in those.

18: No idea, I've never met the woman.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:34 PM
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20.2 was rather frosty.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 6:45 PM
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Oh dear, it was, wasn't it? Completely unintentional, I'm sure. I have no doubt that she's way more fun and likeable than Ogged is.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 7:07 PM
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That's OK, B. You know that Ogged is yours if you want him.

Or maybe the other way around, I always forget which.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 8:04 PM
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Alas, I fear Ogged spurns me constantly.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 8:39 PM
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Alas, I fear Ogged spurns me constantly.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 8:44 PM
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You know what you could make of that? A very small, silly-looking bonnet.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 8:45 PM
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Alas, I fear Ogged spums me constantly.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 8:46 PM
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25: Wow, I did not know that. How apropos.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04- 6-08 9:04 PM
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