Re: Nudity, It's Not Just For Old Guys Anymore

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Just to prime the next incoming-google post:

"How do I get little boys to look at my cock?"

"Ten year old staring at me naked"

"Why did the old Mexican man in the locker room make us look at his pee-pee?"


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:51 PM
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Wasn't it Ogged who was talking about ear hear trimming and the like? Who are you calling old, kemosabe?


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:51 PM
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shorter this post: I exposed myself to children.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:53 PM
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A local judge goes to the same pool that I go to.

The men's shower is a large, open shower.

One day, he was in the shower, when he heard someone say "Judge _____!!"

He said he had never felt more vunerable.


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:54 PM
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I will note that this is still less creepy than the "Why didn't the little boy accept my offer to help with his erection?" post.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:55 PM
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He said he had never felt more vunerable.

Was this meant to be "vulnerable" or "venerable"? Because, while the former would be more understandable, the latter would be hilarious.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 2:58 PM
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Interesting concept PoMo. Instead of robes and wigs, the judge stands naked before the accused. Majesty of the law indeed.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:00 PM
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I like BPL. I hope she sticks around.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:01 PM
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yea, yea, yea.

I really shouldnt be haggling over divorce cases while I read Unfogged. Something has to give!!


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:04 PM
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Stories like this are going to be a great way to get a table all to himself in the lunchroom at Gitmo when he gets shipped there for terrorlestation.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:05 PM
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Ogged, that is.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:05 PM
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I think you're right about the geezers. It's the younger guys who are showing off. Some of them, the *most* brazen ones usually, really shouldn't be. I take my sweaty ass home and handle anything that requires nudity there.


Posted by: stroll | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:13 PM
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and handle anything that requires nudity there

TMI, Stroll. But thanks for coming.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:22 PM
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thanks for coming

TMI, Anderson.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:25 PM
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7: Hey, considering that judges aren't renowned for their beauty, I can't think of many ways to hurry the proceedings along faster than having naked one in prominent view for the duration of court.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:25 PM
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Scalia would work wonders with that.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:27 PM
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Don't give Thomas any ideas.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:29 PM
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Jon Stewart already (un)covered this is his book.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:33 PM
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Only during sentencing, PoMo. "I stand naked before you something something vulnerability of the victims something something nothing up my sleeve something something by the neck until dead. Bailiff fetch my robe".


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:35 PM
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13- Nah, that's not TMI. After getting up and before showering, I like to read the paper so I often end up quickly swiping the paper off the front door mat while naked. That would probably be considered TMI.


Posted by: asl | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:37 PM
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Go ahead, look. The whole world saw it when I starred in Nudist Camp Commandant! "I wore nothing!"


Posted by: Rainer Wolfcastle | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 3:54 PM
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You have a girlfriend who trolls you. Good choice, and good karma.


Posted by: Nathan Williams | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:14 PM
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I really, really don't understand the collective problem with nudity in such a reasonable context as change rooms. FFS, it's just bodies.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:23 PM
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22: Yes, the seemingly increased need to troll this blog is now explained.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:23 PM
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23: it's just bodies.

Jeffrey Dahmer had the same lament


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:25 PM
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Jeffrey Dahmer had the same lament

Wasn't that Ed Gein?


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:30 PM
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26: Maybe. I just know that somebody's been putting their fingers in the Jell-o.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:37 PM
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I am forbidden by law, my parole officer, and my psychotherapist from commenting on this thread.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:37 PM
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The euphoria of sexual longing is one of the advantages of shame.


Posted by: Hans Castorp | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:43 PM
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9: Oyez, oyez, oyez.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:48 PM
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You didn't realize you'd been had after the "we lathered each other up" line? You believe the Penthouse letters, don't you?


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:49 PM
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Praeteritio is no excuse, Bob. It's up to you, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.


Posted by: OPINIONATED PAROLE OFFICER | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 4:51 PM
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I couldn't have cared less that these kids were in the locker room with me. I walked around naked as if I were totally alone, because the gaze of a ten-year-old just doesn't register.

Okay, this is another difference between men and women. I have to admit, I think the men are in the right.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 5:20 PM
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I think the men are in the right.

says the woman who showed her 6 year old her vulva.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 6:35 PM
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Actually I think that was more like when he was four.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 6:53 PM
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i can understand if one rubs someone else's back, but breasts are too private parts, i'd just refuse to touch them as if it was some kind of a dirty surface
but that's just me
i'm sure your gf just teases you like trying to invoke your jealousy
to be sick this many times a year really sucks, you'd better to take selenium suppli, it prevents viral infections and cancer


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 6:56 PM
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i can understand if one rubs someone else's back, but breasts are too private parts, i'd just refuse to touch them as if it was some kind of a dirty surface

Geez, read, it's just a friendly girl thing in the shower.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 6:57 PM
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as if it was some kind of a dirty surface

!!!


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:16 PM
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does it sound that strange, you say stranger things
i just did not know how to describe the feeling of not wanting to touch someone else's body parts
do you have the word how to say it
it's 'brezglivost' in Russian, we have our own word of course, just i use the Russian word hoping that may be i'll learn how to say it in english, coz there are i suppose Russian speakers who could translate it to me


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:35 PM
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i just did not know how to describe the feeling of not wanting to touch someone else's body parts

"Married"


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:38 PM
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I think B just resents the implication that her breasts are dirty, since she has PK lick them clean several times a day.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:39 PM
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"Taboo." Or "private."

"Dirty" is not a nice connotation for someone's body.

41: Not any more. I got sick and tired of his titty obsession.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:52 PM
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no, it's a different then taboo word
the word's not specifically about body parts, sorry the french swimmer, it's not about your breasts about what do you feel encountering something vile?' it's not disgust, coz that would be too strong just you may prefer to not touch it


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 7:59 PM
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So read loses at queer chicken. I'm ok with that.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:02 PM
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43: read the word "grody" is, I think, what you're looking for.

In rare cases you may use the elaboration "grody to the max".


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:09 PM
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Again, you want to avoid the connotations of "vile" when you're talking about someone's body.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:12 PM
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Sifu, I don't think read wants to learn to speak the valley girl dialect. One so rarely encounters it these days.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:12 PM
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47: like, too rarely.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:16 PM
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not only do I not believe that story, I do not believe your story about her telling you that story. I only barely believe that you posted it on your blog and I read it. Naturally, none of this interfered with my "enjoyment".


Posted by: dsquared | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:19 PM
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you want to avoid the connotations of "vile" when you're talking about someone's body.

What if you were talking about, say, stroking John Hagee's body?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:33 PM
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50: "godly", apo. "Godly".


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 8:39 PM
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51 is best read in a Gomer Pyle voice.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 9:14 PM
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grody
i looked up the word and guess it's again about the thing, like the description of it
i asked about the feeling that the unpleasant thing evokes, but whatever, it's not that important
may be i'll stumble upon it reading something


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 9:36 PM
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52: or a Charles Nelson Reilly voice.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 9:51 PM
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My Russian-English dictionary gives "squeamish", "fastidious", "scrupulous", and "hesitant" as possible words for the feeling read is trying to describe.


Posted by: Todd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 10:15 PM
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55: well see? I can certainly understand all of those, given that I would never feel that way.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 10:30 PM
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брезгливость


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 10:46 PM
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read, bitchphd is an open-marriage feminist who used to live in Canada. She's not to be trusted on talking American, is what I'm telling you. "as if it was dirty" sounds fine to me.

Also, here in America we believe that the best way to overcome your fears is to confront them. You're going to need some body wash, a loofah, and a willing (or surprised) parnter. I suggest Ogged's girlfriend. Bonus points if she leaves him for you.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 11:02 PM
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stroking John Hagee's body?

STAB STAB STAB.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 11:06 PM
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First of all, I don't think 40 was sufficiently appreciated. So, 40: ha!, as if I knew what I was talking about.

Second, 54 brings into focus why I love Teach Tweety: any straight, younger-than-me guy who can bring Charles Nelson Reilly, m'har-har-har, into the conversation, is something special.


Posted by: cerebrocrat | Link to this comment | 04-25-08 11:22 PM
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so it's a combination of mild fastidiousness and mild disgust, coz it's not that strong a feeling to describe it by either word only, i'm kinda surprised by luck of the exact word in English
i mean i like to look at the beautiful woman's body like anybody else provided it's not totally nude, if it's totally nude i'd rather recall bathroom or morgue
touching private parts is out of question though
and i agree with 23, saying it's just bodies in changing rooms, nothing exciting about it
or if to concentrate on sex alone, it's boring, then those strangest things happen to people fascinated by sex alone as i've read on the other thread, i wish i never opened that link with the electrocuted couple


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 6:47 AM
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i'd rather recall bathroom or morgue

I don't think "rather" is the word you want here. That implies that you would *want* to think about the bathroom or the morgue. "I'd instead recall bathroom or morgue."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 6:58 AM
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thanks, apostropher, i forgive you your link :)
or may be it was not your link, sorry then


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 7:11 AM
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i forgot to add about open marriages
i think it's pretty common in our country
there are men especially who support two families, one legally his family, another one with his mistress etc
it's not legal but if both spouses agree with the arrangement, noone will persecute or condemn them, pretty much accepted practice
just in old age it's like pretty customary to introduce children to each other, so that they know their kin, in soc times it was underground though
i know a couple, my friends, they talked between them like, husband's words 'until 30 i forbid you to cheat on me, after 30 you are a human and live only once, so am i, if you want to have fun you can have, so will i, just do not let me know or bring disease or children'
which won't happen coz she is MD and very picky
but divorces of course are more common than open marriages
well, off to work


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 7:38 AM
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Although you can make 'rather' work if you set it off with commas -- as written, apo's right that it means 'prefer', but "Rather, I'd recall bathroom or morgue," or "I'd, rather, recall bathroom or morgue" would give the meaning you wanted. It'd sound a little formal or archaic, but it would be clear.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 7:38 AM
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do not let me know or bring disease or children

Or diseased children, if the parents on this site are any guide.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 9:06 AM
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35: Surely you mean 'zero'.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 10:46 AM
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65
that will teach me to put my liberally treated commas where they are required, thanks
i was thinking about open marriages and think it's may be different things here and in my country
in our situation, the more progressive and honest thing is divorce i think, coz it's pretty patriarchal and does not work for both genders, a woman with two families i can't imagine,never heard or if in multiple relationships, most probably, she'd be labeled a whore
in my friend's family, she is the hotter one, always had many suitors when she was young and she told me that she decided to marry her husband when he first threatened to leave her, unheard thing for her before that, so the guy is just clever enough to keep his wife with him, he is a successful businessman, can support as many families as he would like, but i'm sure he does not have any side relationships, about which i, at least, know, that in love with his wife i suppose
about her, once i had to go to the hotel with her to pick up her lost earring


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 11:12 AM
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read, where are you from? Just curious bc what you're saying is interesting, but bc I don't know where you're from, I don't know what country/area you're talking about.


Posted by: Annie | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 11:31 AM
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Hi, Annie
i'm from Mongolia, thanks for your interest
hope you'll like this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZ2Sx1f2-o


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 11:38 AM
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Hi read, Thanks for the song. I'll have to listen to it at home bc I'm at work at the library and can't use sound.


Posted by: Annie | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 11:45 AM
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ch.a, a,


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 04-26-08 8:38 PM
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