Pacing (of puns you totally stole from me)!
Black helicopters / Are welcome here / Please keep us from / This constant fear / Burma Save
An evil junta/ An oppressed nation/ Does it call for/ Occupation?/ Burma Save
Can one be pwnd by a major newsmagazine?
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1739053,00.html
My favorite:
A quarter mill
Won't help the needy
But compared to Katrina
It sure came speedy!
Burma Save
Fuck you, ben. I was all over that shit and looking up the goddamn syntax of a Burma Shave ad and fuck you I'm derivative.
Cyclone in / Myanmar / calling all cars / 100 customers / 99 jars / Burma-Save
Friedman's op-ed: Myanmar? / Who's heard of that? / Go back to when / The world was flat / Burma Save
Water everywhere / who'da thunk/ our offer of help / would be sunk
Burma-Save
9: Ben was just aping the poor man thread (damn right I wuz robbed!).
Um, yeah, in all seriousness, the plight of the Karen people is pretty redolent of genocide. Burma/Myanmar is certainly not genocide-free.
looking up the goddamn syntax of a Burma Shave ad
Only when you have internalized the practice and can act without deliberation will you be a true πωνιμος.
Katrina was/a little splash/you really think/they'd want our cash
Burma-Save
Burma is not anything free.
Freedom-free?
Genocide/says the UN/is just what happens/now and then
Burma-Save
Fuck me, 15 is also great. Stop it, Wolfson.
Cyclone Nargis / Thousands drowned / At least we aren't / Michael Brown'd / Burma-Save
Not to pwn you all or anything, but.
Wave to the troops / blow them smoochies / remind them to pick up / Aung San Suu Kyi
Burma-Save.
There should also be a name for the subset of people-too-young-to-have-personally-experienced-a-given-cultural-phenomenon nevertheless riffing off of it for jokes. I would have thought a grand total of four people here would be familiar with Burma Shave.
My serious response:
1. Unclear American strategic interest
2. Insufficient preciptating event by military rulers (slow genocide = less galvanzing than single photogenic event)
3. Charasmatic, familiar-to-Westerners nonviolent leader likely to be attacked/killed as a result of any invasion
4. Little apparent threat to other countries (except its neighbors)
5. (distantly) American distraction with other foreign-policy efforts
23 is great.
I am only familiar with the Burma Shave phenomenon due to a Quantum Leap episode.
Myanmar?/Why invade?/There is no oil/We won't get paid
Burma-Save
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Travis Childers, the conservative Democratic city official in Booneville, Miss., who has called for an end to the Iraq war, just was declared the winner in a special election, totally invalidating the Times' dingbat coverage and proving just how universally unpopular the war is. Also, the Republicans go into the elections with less than 200 members of the House. Ha ha!
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Holy crap. That dude should not have stood a chance.
Anyone who read Mad Magazine as a kid knows Burma Shave. Well, maybe that detail is a little dated, but still. Like "follow the bouncing ball" when the audience actually sang in theaters. I only know that from the cartoons on tv, but TCM shows them sometimes when they need to fill space.
I guess the Cheney bump was (duh) overrated.
Let us not understate this - the Bush administration has been so comprehensively inept that it is now difficult for Republicans to win elections in the white conservative parts of Mississippi.
"Bush fucked up so bad he made it impossible for a white man to become President."
Yeah, it's weird how humanitarian interventions don't happen when they're actually needed. Maybe it's because the whole idea is a crock of propagandistic shit.
33: China and Russia are actively blocking a humanitarian intervention in the UN, lest we set a precedent. It's a flawed institution (but fixable! maybe!). Humanitarian intervention is not, however, inherently, a flawed idea.
Wikipedia says the Burma Shave campaign ended in 1963. I think I remember some signs after that for a few more years, as the brand was still available. American-only, we'd have seen them on the road from Messina or Ogdensburg to Watertown in the early sixties.
At least a dozen people who've commented today are old enough to remember them and probably do.
there ought to be a word for genocide by negligence
How about malign neglect?
On the original topic, Anne Applebaum was on the case in this morning's Post. I'm not really persuaded, but she lays out the issues sensibly enough.
"there ought to be a word for genocide by negligence"
The word is "democide," although invading Myanmar would be terrible idea.
The Burmese have enough problems surviving right now without getting a fricking war added in. Violence would only make it more difficult to deliver aid. As far as why we don't invade Burma before or after this disaster - well, even if there were no Iraq to destroy our legitimacy, and an army available, pretty much everybody in the region would oppose it. It's not just the Chinese that have good relations with the ex-SLORC, it's also India and Thailand and Malaysia. Even if none of that were the case it would still be a borderline case. As it is it's insanity.
Yeah, I think we've done more than enough invading recently and should try focusing our energy on a different strategy alogether.
We'll bring lunch / so grab your fork /we'll dredge the sludge / and fuck the SLORC.
Burma-Save.
If Anne Applebaum is for it I'm against it. There must be some reason why it's a really, really bad idea even if it's not obvious at first. (She might well be for it just because Russia is against it, for example.)
ex-SLORC? Aw, man. What are they called now?
How about we try to help people the way normal people do, by giving them food and medicine and shit, instead of dropping bombs on their heads? Radical idea, I know, but it could be worth a shot.
42 Are you badmouthing my foreign minister's wife? And for all the lefties who despair over your choices in American elections - cheer up, you could be Polish! Your choices are: the ex-apparatchik mutual aid society who combine vaguely neoliberal policies with massive corruption and cronyism, the hard right - think neocon on foreign policy, paleocon on everything else (though they did give me my pseudonym), and the hardcore neoliberals.
How about we try to help people the way normal people do
According to the Applebaum and the Guardian pieces linked above, we're trying, but the military junta is preventing it.
(Also, per 42 I'm not sure if I have an opinion about Anne Applebaum. I am pleased to note that she is not Ann Althouse.)
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I used to read Applebaum regularly, but stopped for some reason. Unlike with Brooks, I can't think of anything in particular that put me off. She can - at least back when I read her - be hackish, but not in every column.
46: I mean in general. If we can't get aid to people in Myanmar, that doesn't mean that bombing Myanmar will help the people of Myanmar. It also doesn't mean we can't help any of the hundreds of millions of impoverished, malnourished, and generally miserable people elsewhere in the world that we presently aren't doing anything about.
Anne is conservative and married to a Polish politician Radek Sikorski. Both have had American Enterprise Institute affiliations. I don't remember her ever doing anything completely disgusting, but nothing very good either.
50: I agree with that, stras. What are your policy prescriptions for international intervention/aid? I'm genuinely curious, even setting aside for the moment the horrific scene unfolding in Myanmar?
Here's the problem with invading Burma: armies are for killing & threatening people. That's what they're trained to do; that's what they're for. It's possible for them to avert more suffering than they create in situations where the people they're killing are massacreing large #s of civilians. But other than that....of course, they can be good at delivering aid & so forth in emergencies. And maybe the UN coming in with a bunch of aid & sufficient armed force threatening the junta into letting them distribute it would actually work. It's not implausible. But it's equally plausible to me that it would screw things up even worse.
Humanitarian intervention is not, however, inherently, a flawed idea.
It's normally best to use positive-seeming ideas for propaganda. For instance, I think we can all agree that "freedom" is a good thing.
54: Yeah, what do we have to lose?
This is unfogged. We're all smart people. Yet here is a discussion of invading a foreign country with an army which has had 57 varieties of opinion not one of which takes into account the fact that you want to start a war, which is what armies do, without any definition of victory and peace at the end of it, unless this would be "when they're all happy and grateful". If this is how smart young Americans think of imperialism then Chomsky is entirely wrong and you really haven't had an empire for the last seventy years.
oh good god:
why hasn't the case been made for the UN invading Myanmar?
BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEcositsafuckingstupidideaithenkyow!
If there's one place where I think people would be greeting us with cheers and flowers in the street as liberators, that would be it
Think in one hand and shit in another and see which one turns into a disastrous quagmire first.
Yeah, dsquared is right, of course. Some people need to get over the liberator complex and stop dreaming of flowers strewn in the street.
Which doesn't mean some countries shouldn't provide whatever aid they possibly can to some other countries, of course. But if you think you're a saviour, almost by definition you are not.
Iraq and Afghanistan show how easy it is to provide humanitarian aid when you're also engaged in a shooting war with the people you're supposedly saving.
There were some who hoped that at least there would be one positive consequence of the War on Iraq, that the memory of it, like Vietnam, would restrain future American presidents from foreign adventure for a generation. But here we are still in the middle of the war and already people are thinking invading Birma might be a good thing?
I haven't seen anyone sane actually call for invading (sorry, Becks). War is obviously not going to help anything; I think it's an interesting and somewhat open question as to whether delivering medical supplies or food or whatever into disaster-stricken areas via airdrop or helicopter against the wishes of the Burmese government would accomplish anything.
Probably they'd be pissed enough to reject further aid that they might have otherwise accepted for a net negative effect, but it's hard to call the air force guy who thinks "Hell, we have a plane and some food - it's not like they're going to shoot us down, why not give it a go," insane.
Robert Kaplan has an article in the New York Times about how the USA might be able to carry out a very limited intervention (he appears to believe that this wouldn't be an invasion, though frankly I find it hard to see why). Have a read of it and note the number of times you think to yourself "yeah, that would probably go wrong".
Also, do you trust "the UN" (by which we mean the USA I presume) to just carry out an aid operation without turning into a big old "democracy promotion" exercise and a resources grab? The official position of Canada is apparently that they are only going to provide aid if they can be assured that the Burman regime will not gain politically from its distribution, which is IMO absolutely disgusting.
Can I just add my voice to the "invading would be a world-historically stupid idea" camp?
I mean, ffs, it's so monumentally dumb [sorry Becks] it beggars belief.
worst.motherfucking.idea.ever. people struggling in the wreckage of their homes and livelihoods are surely thinking, "you know what would help things out around here? a sustained bombing campaign." when you wage war, a lot of shit gets blown up and a lot of people get killed. I can't stress this highly enough. the killing people and blowing things up is not separable from the war. that's just what wars are. I stupidly supported the invasion of iraq, like a fucking asshole, but at least I've been able to learn a lesson here and it's: if you have several courses of action before you and one of them involves starting a war CHOOSE ONE OF THE OTHER OPTIONS. WAR IS NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME; EVERYBODY CAN AND WILL LOSE!!!!
How do you feel about the UN's record in Sierra Leone, Dsquared?
Also, do you trust "the UN" (by which we mean the USA I presume) to just carry out an aid operation without turning into a big old "democracy promotion" exercise and a resources grab?
The UN obviously can't do anything like this on its own.
Oddly enough, and again assuming that you are talking about aid distribution into areas that are so devastated that the government can't exert control rather than some doomed regime change misadventure, I think that the US might be simultaneously afraid of getting tied down and desperate to show that their military can be used for something useful to carry out an aid operation as such.
That said, the earthquake in China is pushing the cyclone out of the news, so I suspect that this talk is going to die down in a hurry.
Awesome. We should invade the pants off that fucking earthquake.
I highly recommend China Matters on this subject.
http://chinamatters.blogspot.com/2008/05/fools-rush-in.html
http://chinamatters.blogspot.com/2008/05/myanmar-confusion-fear-angerand.html
Short version:
1) The western media is misrepresenting or completely missing a great deal
2) Our options for helping are all bad
3) The Burmese government are a bunch of murderous bastards, but they and the local NGOs are the people in the best position to help despite what the French Foreign Minister says
4) Helping the people who are suffering is the priority not scoring political points on a bunch of murderous bastards
5) While not ideal, doing what China and Thailand are doing right now - dropping as much aid as possible at Rangoon airport and letting the Burmese military take care of the rest is better for the people of Burma than dropping bombs on them
6) The ICRC is able to enter and do its work. Robert Kaplan should ask himself why that is?
My two cents - I can understand why those murderous bastards would be hesitant to let in US aid workers given various adminstrations' past experience with stacking independent institutions with CIA agents [cough]UNSCOM[cough].
The Burmese government is currently giving access to agencies on a piecemeal basis. Some flights have been given the go-ahead, and agencies are starting to get visas through for some personnel.
Whilst the DEC acknowledges that access is not being granted at the speed it would like, it is confident aid will reach those in need.
The Red Cross said on Friday that it had been able to distribute about 2,000 of the household kits containing items such as cooking pots and blankets so far.
Merlin said it had been able to provide some medical supplies.
Save the Children said it was imperative people did not stop their donations for fear supplies would fall into the wrong hands.
Which isn't to say that the Burmese junta aren't genocidal motherfuckers, but the agencies aren't just whistling through their teeth.
How do you feel about the UN's record in Sierra Leone, Dsquared?
Not sure why you think this is relevant. UNAMSIL was a peacekeeping force put into SL with the agreement of the then government (an uneasy coalition between the democratic government and Foday Sankoh). That government then fell apart as Sankoh's forces starting taking UNAMSIL representatives hostage. Because of this, the UK launched Operation Palliser, which ended up arresting Sankoh; after that, there was some work in stabilising and clearing up RUF holdouts. But at no point was there anything particularly like an invasion of Sierra Leone, and the UN didn't do it.
"do you trust "the UN" (by which we mean the USA I presume) to just carry out an aid operation without turning into a big old "democracy promotion" exercise and a resources grab?
Obviously, all proxies are inexact, and I certainly don't intend to argue for an invasion of Burma on any grounds. My question really arose because you've expressed great skepticism about humanitarian intervention. Particularly in its potential to serve as cover for imperialism. I am certainly no student of Sierra Leone, but my sense is this is a case where that didn't much happen, despite what seems like largely an intervention in a civil war. Just to reiterate: I don't mean to suggest, in any way, that the example of Sierre Leone suggests that an invasion of Burma is a good idea. I was just wondering how Sierra Leone fit into your model of humanitarian intervention. Do you agree that Sierra Leone is an example of outside military force more or less "working" for humanitarian ends? If so, what factors do you think led to success?
If so, what factors do you think led to success?
Sarcastically, but not entirely unfairly, the US wasn't involved. Also, the goals were pretty limited and the mass of the local population not opposed to the action.
the US wasn't involved
In the words of our queen and master Tina Fey "So, in conclusion, who should solve the North Korean problem? How about any country but us?"
This is an example of something that would have had more plausibility before 2001. No on;y is the US tied down elsewhere, but no one would trust American intentions, and no one would trust Americans todo a good job. One would expect Blackwater, Halliburton, and various other contractors tp do well, however.
In short, this is a ridiculous hypothetical, like a trolley-car problem.
More realistically, what should we do if China decides to invade for humanitarian reasons? Because they're a lot closer and have more familiarity ith the area, and they have reserve capacity, and they even have a Yuan-dynasty precedent.
re: 76
How about, 'stop looking for military solutions to all the world's problems'?
Very few countries have anything other than a very mixed history when it comes to (military) humanitarian intervention and/or regime-change and/or counter-insurgency type military actions.
ex-SLORC? Aw, man. What are they called now?
Fluffy Kitten Group. Or something along those lines.
Meanwhile, to substance; the US Marines, currently in the area on USS Essex, have loads of useful things for this situation, like big helicopters and landing craft, as well as stores and ships with sickbays and reverse osmosis plants an stuff.
However, trying to start handing out scoff in the Irrawaddy delta against the government's wishes is just incredibly stupid. "Airdrops"...well, let's not go there. You can, just about, deliver useful quantities of stuff effectively that way if you have people ready to receive it, but parachuting wastes stuff like hell, and having to fly from whereever to the DZ and back means you need to carry more fuel, which means you can carry less stuff.
And you don't necessarily want C130-sized deliveries either; for bulk, you'd want ship-sized or 747 (or AN124-sized) loads of single commodities, but for delivery you'll want as many small loads as there are places to cover, and of course they'll need a mix of supplies - and a different one each.
So you need to have a logistics head somewhere - like Rangoon airport! - where you can bring in bulk stores and break them down into deliveries, then ship them out by truck/boat/heli/drop/donkey/whatever.
Anne Applebaum is specifically not trustworthy on matters like this, since her entire political universe boils down to "Better dead than Red."
If the US really wanted to destabilize the Burmese military government, then pressing for more and better humanitarian aid would probably be the best long-term solution.
On the other hand, I'm not even sure I trust the US to aid anyone effectively. Not just because of Katrina, but because virtually everybody we "aid" inevitably winds up becoming a big client for the US and EU weapons industries, often with disastrous results down the road.
You know when you're in a collective meeting, and the facilitator says "let's hear from the people who haven't spoken yet"? I think that would be a great way to do the whole foreign aid/intervention thing in the future. Let Costa Rica and Portugal and South Korea handle this, with Thailand as a staging ground. If they need money and materiel, then the US and UK and Russia and France can provide it, but the people running the show have to be folx who haven't had such an awful record on bolloxing up this kind of thing.
Do you agree that Sierra Leone is an example of outside military force more or less "working" for humanitarian ends?
No not really, and less and less the more I look into it. UNAMSIL was in Sierra Leone at the request of and with the agreement of the Sierra Leonean government. Palliser was a UK mission to protect UNAMSIL. If you're going to use a set of analytical categories which includes situations like this in the same general space as the controversial kind of "outside military force" then you're bound to get a lot of wrong answers.
I think the China Matters links above are excellent - the more I look at this, the more I conclude that the issue is about 25% Burmese intransigence and 75% desire by the rest of the world to use emergency aid as a vehicle for destabilising the Burmese junta. Which is in and of itself a laudable aim, but pretty tough luck if you're one of the Burmese being used as scenery for a morality play.
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In Mississippi the Democratic Congressional candidate won by 8% in a district which had gone for Bush by 20%+. Granted that white Southern Democratic Congressmen are usually more conservative than Democratic Presidential candidates (and Northern Democratioc COngressmen), that's a tremendous swing.
What strikes me is that voters, including "heartland voters", seem to be rejecting the Republicans even though the media still is not. To my knowledge, on national commercial TV and radio only Keith Olberman is reliably non-Republican. There are a lot of fucked-up centrists like Matthews and Stephanopolous, but mostly it's Limbaugh / O'Reilly / Savage types.
This goes against the idea that the voters are slaves to the media. On the other hand, it confirms the idea that the media are in the tank for the Republicans. Even in conservative districts in Mississippi, the average ignorant voter is wise to the Republicans in a way that the media are not.
Because, of course, for whatever reason the media are working for the Republicans. Maybe they're just sucking up to the ones in power and actually have no principles of any kind, but they're far behind the curve.
And this shows us the media doesn't control public opinion entirely, certainly their efforts to prop up Bush and his semi-criminal gang have had a considerable harmful effect.
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82: This is just shocking to me. I understood that Hastert's old district and the district in Louisiana were heavily Republican, but I know this district, having lived in two bordering districts. For a variety of reasons, the makeup of this district requires that a Republican be elected. My mind is boggling.
As for the media, I was fascinated with this in the Washington Post this a.m. The normal Republican mode would be to deny reality in an effort to shape it. But look at this:
Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.), chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, sounded an alarm for all GOP candidates "to take stock of their campaigns and position themselves for challenging campaigns this fall" while lashing themselves to the presidential candidacy of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.). The political environment is such that voters remain pessimistic about the direction of the country and the Republican Party in general. . . . Time is short," Cole said in a statement.
Childers endorsed Obama, for Chrissakes, and the Republican tried to make this an issue in campaign commercials. Childers successfully distanced himself from Obama, but holy cow, I just can't imagine a world in which a Northern Mississippi Democrat endorses a black man for president and wins election.
If you're going to use a set of analytical categories which includes situations like this in the same general space as the controversial kind of "outside military force" then you're bound to get a lot of wrong answers.
What's interesting to me is exactly this issue: what are the "analytic categories" that make any kind of sense. In Sierra Leone, it looks like the UK basically took the government's side in a civil war. That's clearly not the same as taking the insurgency's side in a civil war. Or any number of ways in which an outside military force can be involved in a country's affairs, of course.
In Sierra Leone, it looks like the UK basically took the government's side in a civil war
Not a difficult choice though since it was Foday's side that were killing UN peacekeepers.
Although it should be conceded that the number of times the UK has taken the insurgents' side in a civil war since 1918 can be counted on the fingers of one foot.
Which is in and of itself a laudable aim, but pretty tough luck if you're one of the Burmese being used as scenery for a morality play.
I think this is actually the best secondary argument against intervention. I saw an early news report that said something to the effect of other aid was getting in, but not American aid, because there were too many conditions attached. A couple days later all the coverage was blaming it all on the junta, but it seems the problem is that we don't want to deliver the stuff unless we can hand it out.
Perhaps there's something obvious I'm missing, but it really sounds like we're a bunch of dicks.
Not a difficult choice though since it was Foday's side that were killing UN peacekeepers.
Yeah, totally agree. Didn't mean to imply an objection there.
In Mississippi the Democratic Congressional candidate won by 8% in a district which had gone for Bush by 20%+. Granted that white Southern Democratic Congressmen are usually more conservative than Democratic Presidential candidates (and Northern Democratioc COngressmen), that's a tremendous swing.
He went around proclaiming "I'm pro-life and pro-gun!"
Are they Democrats just because they say they are?
82, 83: Yes, I think this result is so telling that even people as out-of-the-loop as Washington insiders are getting the message. I was complaining here earlier that the WaPo's Chris Ciliizza was basically saying this was the "real test" (as if 2 out of 3 Dem victories in Repub districts would have been a tie), checked this AM, he is at least acknowledging that this really does signal problems for the Republicans. One of the excuses, the Republicans keep using (and the media has been generally buying up until now) is that their various candidates are not "very good". The media analysis that goes begging is that this lack of "good" candidates is one clear consequence of the National Republican party and Congressional caucuses being utterly corrupted by soulless criminal hacks, opportunists and warmongers.
The conditions were primarily that the junta wanted cash it could spend rather than aid it had no intention of distributing.
Presumably the Republican candidate wasn't pro-choice and anti-gun, so they must have liked something.
89: we have Democrats on this site who claim to be both of those things (maybe not simultaneously).
Pro-gun is no big deal.
If too many conservative Democrats are elected, the Democratic party might move right. On the other hand, liberal Democrats will feel safer if the Democrats are stronger, and the bigger the Democratic majority, the less the leadership will have to cater to individual conservatives (since they won't need every single conservative vote).
The only long term solution is primary challenges to conservative Democrats in unconservative districts.
91: This doesn't appear to be what the news reports I've seen are saying - what's your source here? China and Thailand have already distributed planeloads of aid, leaving it at Rangoon airport (actually, so has the USA). My understanding is that the US has put its main $3m of aid funding at the disposal of a UN WFP team with instructions not to disburse it unless and until they're allowed into the country. This is of course a lot better than the stated Canadian policy, which is that they're refusing aid unless they can be sure that the junta won't gain political advantage from it.
Are they Democrats just because they say they are?
I think they have to stomp on a flag pin first.
Are they Democrats just because they say they are?
If they vote for Speaker Pelosi, that's all that matters to me.*
*This offer of blanket absolution is not available to members of Congress from blue districts. Prices and participation may vary. Void where prohibited.
For example, my district. Collin Peterson is a major Blue Dog.
Will, I'm guessing you aren't one of the Dixie Unfoggetariat. Southerners are very aware of the difference between white Southern Democrats and white Southern Republicans - and the differences aren't small. Think Franco vs. Hitler.
I think they have to stomp on a flag pin first.
That's only required for party-switchers. For first time registrants, it suffices to show a register receipt from Whole Foods or an abortion clinic.
The NYT Online has two headlines right now:
"Some Myanmar Aid Reportedly Stolen" - one of the ultimate dog bites man stories of all time ion any disaster
and
"Myanmar Government Still Blocking Relief" - unsurprisingly the article itself shows the situation to be much more convoluted.
The situation sucks, no doubt. But this is one where the US just needs to STFU. You reap what you sow.
Speaking of Southern complexities, Brent Staples has a fascinating piece in today's NYT about the background to Loving v. Virginia.
PF:
I am in Virginia so I am well aware.
I'm ok with pro-gun. My preference is keeping government out of most things.
82 John Emerson
Because, of course, for whatever reason the media are working for the Republicans. Maybe they're just sucking up to the ones in power and actually have no principles of any kind, but they're far behind the curve.
The media are controlled by their owners, the major corporations, so that is who they are sucking up to.
Sadly political parties have become less relevant and so switching from Republican control to Democrat control will not mean all that much.
Granted there will be some changes that will mean a lot to some people but the root problem we are facing is that the power shift from people and governments to corporations is well underway. Where do you think this whole 'globalization' thing came from? From corporations, not people or governments.
But the day of reckoning is coming for global development and globalization. They are simply not sustainable, but what happens then? Will the corporations relinquish the resources they have gathered, giving them back to the people as we transition back to a smaller population? I doubt it. We are heading back to the feudal stage with corporations as Kings, Executives as Lords and Ladies, and the rest of us as peasants.
It is not yet time for the real revolution that ultimately will come.
Sadly political parties have become less relevant and so switching from Republican control to Democrat control will not mean all that much.
Wrong on both counts.
It is not yet time for the real revolution.
Tripp is just trolling mcmanus here.
106.2 wasn't supposed to be italicized.
Presumably the Republican candidate wasn't pro-choice and anti-gun, so they must have liked something.
IIRC, the Republican took the urban areas in that district and Childers won by rolling up the rural areas. Not the Democrats' usual route to victory.
"Myanmar Government Still Blocking Relief" - unsurprisingly the article itself shows the situation to be much more convoluted.
This is probably one of those cases where even paranoids can have enemies. If you're the Junta, your fear that foreign powers will try to use disaster relief as a means to build their intelligence capabilities and strengthen non-state actors is probably well founded. Sadaam wasn't just blowing smoke when he said that the international inspection teams were infiltrated by the CIA.
None of this is to justify the Burmese government's response to the catastrophe. But if you're pretty much indifferent to the welfare of the people to begin with, it strikes me as quasi-rational to do what they're doing.
But if you're pretty much indifferent to the welfare of the people to begin with, it strikes me as quasi-rational to do what they're doing.
This also explains U.S. Republicans.
IIRC, the Republican took the urban areas in that district and Childers won by rolling up the rural areas. Not the Democrats' usual route to victory.
Those areas aren't urban per se, but the outer ring suburbs of Memphis. It's classic McMansion & Megachurch country.
111: This pattern has repeated itself elsewhere (remember this Dems v Repubs, not Hillary Dems v Obama Dems), the "exurbs" are the Republican base, true rural is much more competitive.
105:
To clarify - the US government has lost power. The real powers are backing both Republicans and Democrats, at least at the highest levels.
This is fairly obvious once you dig into it. Look at Obama's listed economic advisers. Look at Hillary's and McCain's. Look at how much money it takes to get elected to President or Congress. It will take a massive collective action to unseat the corporations, and we've got a long way to go before we shed the illusions that have been drummed into us since '73.
What illusions? "Personal responsibility," "an Army of one," "unions are bad and outmoded," "it is much better to keep your tax money rather than pool it," the glorification of "Superstars" over team players.
Also, admittedly, for awhile now our standard of living, at least in the US and Europe, has been pretty high. At the cost of the third world, of course, but we ignore that. As this standard continues to fall dissatisfaction will increase, but obviously it has a long way to go before people care enough to revolt.
Genocide means the attempted destruction of an ethnic group not one's own. The Burmese leaders are perpetrating mass murder by negligence, maybe.
Unless you're referring to their treatment of the Karen people, Chin people, Shan people, etc.
But if you're pretty much indifferent to the welfare of the people to begin with, it strikes me as quasi-rational to do what they're doing.
You don't have to be a hopeless conspiracy theorist to notice that the worst affected area is where the junta has been fighting an insurgency for decades. I don't suppose they'll be in too much hurry to get aid in there.
108: The Republican was mayor of Southaven, a Memphis suburb and a primitive, nasty place (where the people are quite nice, I feel compelled to add.) Southaven is probably the biggest "city" in the district.
This is an interesting detail from The Hill:
Turnout increased substantially over the 67,000 voters who cast ballots in the April 22 open special election, with more than 100,000 voting in the runoff.
After the runnoff, I pretty much assumed that turnout would skyrocket and the Republican would win. In actuality, turnout and the Democrat's margin both increased. I really don't know what to make of this, but it has to be good.
Anyone who read Mad Magazine as a kid knows Burma Shave.
So, anyone over 50, then.
But I know it from Warner Brothers cartoons, and reading an entire book about it that I found at the thrift store.
Oh fuck, there's another cyclone forming off Burma.
116: Southaven was originally South Whitehaven, just across the state line from Whitehaven itself, which was originally a farm community named for a fellow with the name of White, but which became a whites-only suburb of Memphis in the 50s and 60s. Whitehaven is now part of Memphis proper and almost entirely populated by blacks, much of the white flight ending up in Southaven. (Graceland is in Whitehaven.)
While military action against the Burmese junta is obviously a bad idea, let's not assume there's nothing we can do here at home. For example, we could take the small but helpful first step of publicly shaming lobbyists who work for tyrants.
How would one publicly shame a lobbyist? I would describe that as impossible by definition.
Wikipedia advises that Mississippi's first congressional district is the second-whitest of the state's four districts - 70.5% white. The state overall is 62% white.
Okay, niggling pet peeve: cyclone, typhoon, or hurricane? Why don't we pick one and stick to it?
So, anyone over 50, then.
I read MAD as a kid.
124: The terms are apparently ocean-dependent. What it's called depends on where it is.
I know of Burma-Shave from the Tom Waits song. That's it.
Sigh.
When passing
School Zones
Please drive slow.
Let the
Little shavers grow.
Burma Shave
Does no one study trivia anymore?
I never actually drove (or rode) past any of these signs but they were pretty standard trivia fodder.
I read MAD as a kid.
Yeah, me too.
re: Mad magazine
Heck, I used the Mad lampoons of movies as the basis for my reviews in the school paper.
I college Freshman year I signed up late for the school dorms so ended up in a Catholic dorm called "Newman Hall, Residence for Men." No, I'm not Catholic. I'd routinely add to the sign so it said "Alfred E. Newman Hall, residence for Mentals."
I didn't like the place and pledged a frat Sophomore year. To this day I still get literature from Newman Hall asking for donations.
The evil dentist of my childhood had MAD magasines in his lobby.
The terms are apparently ocean-dependent. What it's called depends on where it is.
I'm aware of this convention; I'm just saying it's a stupid convention. A storm is a storm is a storm.
125: But MAD had already begun its long descent into suckitude then, even though Gaines was still helming it (at least he was when I was a kid, that is).
But I've seen an actual set of Burma Shave signs next to a road. I believe there are more than a couple touristy/historic places that have preserved them. Probably not Colonial Williamsburg though, 'cause the Burma Shave ads back then were a little blue.
Goodman Tinker hath a rod/ Goody Button knew no better/ She took his rod and/ Now she wears a scarlet letter/ Burma Shave
The terms are apparently ocean-dependent. What it's called depends on where it is.
Yeah, kinda like in Australia they call trucks Sheila's and baby Kangaroo's Lauries. Oh, and French Fries are chips and chips are crisps and crisps are, I dunno.
When I was very young I saw a few of the pre-Comics-Code Mads. They were fantastic. I just gave a few I got around 1960 (but older than that) to my nephew.
I do remember Burma shave signs too. They passed the time on boring road trips. I think that the Wall Drug signs are still up.
104- Sadly political parties have become less relevant and so switching from Republican control to Democrat control will not mean all that much.
In context of Tripp's hypothesis, this is definitely arguable.
It's all lesser-evil stuff, but a Southern Democrat is normally lesser than a Southern Republican. Less into Armageddon as a goal to pray for.
132:
I'm just saying it's a stupid convention.
Well yeah. I mean why don't we change to metric? Hardly anyone knows what a chain times a furlong is anymore, why do we still use it?
Cyclone is more the scientific term, I think, including the others. I believe that it's a pattern of weather and includes some milder forms, whereas hurricanes and typhoons are defined by being extreme.
Hardly anyone knows what a chain times a furlong is anymore
4840 sq. yards. Do you Yanks have acres? I think using different names for storms in different oceans is a good think. It tells you where they are before they hit land.
When the Rolling Stones were first interviewed in the US they gave their weights in stones. I never could tell whether they were trying to be funny.
Here comes the story of the hurricane...
I think it's really otherizing when we interpellate weather patterns like this. We need to construct a meteorological imaginary that transcends the Symbolic in order to create a vital praxis of water, air and energy.
/theoryspeak
I mean why don't we change to metric?
Cutting off nose to spite face, mostly.
Do you Yanks have acres?
Yes. They are bigger in Texas though.
And at least a couple guys in England in the 90s told me their weight in stone. The one guy was heavy so I thought maybe he did it to seem lighter.
One thing I really liked is that packaged food in England listed the "(k)Calories" as "Energy." It sounded so much better.
re: 141
Nope. Brits all think of their weight in stones. I am about 16 stone. Which makes me a bit of a porker.
minneapolitan,
Hey, another Minnesotan. You have a point, but we DO give them human names, so we are already getting kinda familiar with hurricanes. Plus you mess with that and the next thing you know tsunamis are called tidal waves and we all will call ourselves numbers instead of names.
It was so wonderfully appropriate.
Tripp, there's you, me, Minneapolitan, Chopper, Frowner, B's boyfriend, and maybe more.
Less into Armageddon as a goal to pray for.
As for Iraq , Childers believes it is time to bring the troops home "honorably, safely and soon," while providing them with material support until that happens.
This guy wins an election in Northern Mississippi. Pardon me while my mind boggles.
stone is a pretty natural unit for weight of humans I guess, as it has about the right precision. Can't say it has much else going for it than momentum.
Cyclone is more the scientific term, I think, including the others
"Cyclone" was originally the term for any low pressure, counter-clockwise, weather system - as against high pressure, clockwise, anticyclones, which are still with us.
I believe the terms were introduced by Robert Fitzroy, formerly Darwin's captain on the Beagle, who was the first boss of the British Meteorological Office.
why don't we change to metric?
Measuring America tells the story of the madcap series of events that led to the U.S. not adopting the then new-fangled metric measurements. It also mounts a spirited, contrarian defense of measuring land in traditional units, citing the practical utility of Gunter's chain.
the speed of light = 1.49025918 × 10-8 chains per femtosecond
Google calculator rules so much if you're easily amused.
Do you Yanks have acres?
House lots and farmland are always measured in acres.
House lots and farmland are always measured in acres.
Our city lots are measured in square feet, but yeah, before moving here I was used to acres.
Who's the Suomi? Slipped my mind.
156: In the north, I've heard of people doing house lots by the quarter section or eight seciton, no point in surveying smaller lots. This didn't mean you were going to grow anything, really.
A rather complete discussion of tropical cyclones (the generic term) and names here
• "hurricane" (the North Atlantic Ocean, the Northeast Pacific Ocean east of the dateline, or the South Pacific Ocean east of 160E)
• "typhoon" (the Northwest Pacific Ocean west of the dateline)
• "severe tropical cyclone" (the Southwest Pacific Ocean west of 160E or Southeast Indian Ocean east of 90E)
• "severe cyclonic storm" (the North Indian Ocean)
• "tropical cyclone" (the Southwest Indian Ocean)
Our city lots are measured in square feet
Probably for the same reason that London apartment rentals are quoted as a weekly price, even though the rent is collected monthly.
86: Although it should be conceded that the number of times the UK has taken the insurgents' side in a civil war since 1918 can be counted on the fingers of one foot.
All the anti-Nazi and anti-Japanese resistance movements in WW2, for one thing. Various anti-Soviet insurgencies - Admiral Kolchak in 1918 and the Baltics after 1945 - also, I think, Ukraine, though not sure about that. Kosovo. Also, arguably, Bosnia - the Bosnian government was 'insurgent' in that they were trying to break away from the federal government, which didn't want them to go. The support given to the Kurds and the Marsh Arabs in Iraq from 1991 through the establishment of the no-fly zones. East Timor (diplomatic support only, but hey).
Isn't cyclone the term for what we call a tornado in the Little House books?
163: No. Cyclone = hurricane = typhoon. "Tornado" is something quite different.