Ogged this is like a striptease. If the ball shaving post doesn't immediately follow the back shaving post tomorrow morning I'll be disappointed.
I want to see before and after pictures of your colarbone. I can't believe there's enough hair there to be difficult.
What rob said. Though I agree the topology would be challenging.
I can't believe there's enough hair there to be difficult.
Ahem. Iranian.
the collarbone is clavicle, did not know its English name
i pictured this bone
thought should be pretty dangerous to shave coz iirc the skillful murderers break it to kill
well, good night
Though I agree the topology would be challenging.
Geometry?
5 is a tour-de-force of wackiness.
I was thinking more the hairy ball problem.
8: you'll have to explain that better; we aren't all ethicists here.
Twelve Iranians are having a formal dance on board a train that is heading for a switch in the tracks ...
8: But it works on a torus. (Also see "a wild hair up your ass" as calmly and dispassionately treated here just recently.)
Half the Lur always lie; the other half always tell the truth. Half of them are hairy as apes, and the other half are normal. The lying Lur are twice as likely to be hairy as the truth-telling Lur.
On the other side of a screen there is a Lur.....
Half the Lur always lie; the other half always tell the truth.
Now I'm trying to figure out my homology.
What is it Like to Be a Lur?
I assume we all believe that Lurs have experience. After all, they are mammals, and there is no more doubt that they have experience than that mice or pigeons or whales have experience.
The hairy ball problem is: can you comb a hairy sphere so that it does not have a cowlick?
Right?
What is it like to be a Lur? Or a cur? Or a hur? Or burr? Or a fleur? Or a buerre? Or a burro? Or a churro?
If I can't have a maple donut (gazes archly Mary Catherine's way), I wouldn't mind a churro. Yum.
You can't comb a hairy churro, but you can comb a hairy maple donut.
you can comb a hairy maple donut.
Fuck that: just send it back.
The puzzle solved.
Kaspar Hauser solves it differently. I wish to apply this link retroactively to every analytical philosophy thread on this blog.
22: But remember that if you ask Cala if she is Cretan she will say no.
I skip the drama and beat crafty logicians with the calabat when I am guarding doors.
Whereas tasty analogicians get calabanned.
You let your baby have a spoonful or two of a dessert made with cream, raw egg and Marsala, and -- believe you me -- you'll really, really regret it four hours later.
no, the hairy ball problem is "is there always somewhere in the world where the wind isn't blowing?"
with respect to the top post, this is why humanity evolved so as to not have hairy shoulders. On th veldt.
Is being a lur better than being, say, a trombone?
5, 7: I think there's a scene in some '80s travel-trash novel where the protagonist, beaten down and being choked by a colossal sumo wrestler working for the Yakuza (of course), uses koppojutsu, somehow, to break the sumo's collarbone inwards, severing blood vessels with the broken end. No, I don't get it, either.
Hey, look - a rocking new wrist-mounted variometer.
He got through one leg yesterday and the collarbone today? By the time he's done he'll have to go back and start over. It's like mowing a really big field.
Today's Wonderella is better than last week's.
Seems we use occluded where formerly we would have used obscured. The kind of change that can help to date prose.
I use "occulted" because I'm ahead of the curve.
The kind of change that can help to date prose.
Dating prose goes against Emerson's no-relationships policy.
27: Unsurprisingly dsquared misspelled "yes, the hairy ball problem is also".
Also, expressing quite appreciation of 25.
Is the collarbone easier to shave than the pussy? (Probably not, come to think of it, given that the skin over the collarbone isn't terribly stretchy.)
I realize this isn't exactly a feminist question.
The likelihood of someone being able to answer 35 from first-hand experience seems rather low. At least insofar as the question means "one's own collarbone" vs. "one's own pussy".
Though I suppose there may be someone out there who can tell us whether it's harder to shave someone else's collarbone or someone else's pussy.
When his hair grows back, I look forward to the posts describing how much Ogged's chest itches. IME, it is the worst site.
IME, it is the worst site.
I know. Bitch, bitch, pedophilia, bitch.
I'm stunned. Who the hell has hair on their collarbone? And wouldn't it be easier to use a depilatory cream than trying to shave there, anyway?
Dating prose goes against Emerson's no-relationships policy.
What about dating cars? A man in Washington state has had sex with 1000 cars. And not just cars, either:
"... his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."
Who the hell has hair on their collarbone?
Don't judge me.
40, 41: No, I am Spartacus!
I think the answer is "many".
I think the answer is "many".
I see. I need to fuck more bears get out more, apparently.
The explanation of 44.
My favorite post by dear old departed Dave.
I had to google churro. I'm going to Canada next week, Ari. Maple-glazed! And then I'm going to England. Cheddar and spring onion sandwiches!
One must raise his (or her) arm in a question-mark shape?
This flattens the clavicle and makes for a less variegated shaving surface. As always, ask a cross-dresser first.
I think I get you, and I think that just might work.
with respect to the top post, this is why humanity evolved so as to not have hairy shoulders.
Speak for yourself, girlyman.