Re: Rivalry

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But who will make the pacing?


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:18 PM
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Pacing!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:19 PM
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Oh hell.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:19 PM
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Pacing pacing!


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:20 PM
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Holy crap, how embarrassing for Berkeley.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:21 PM
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Sourcing!


Posted by: Kieran | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:22 PM
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I'm happy now I have my pound of flesh. Or in this case, my 7.5oz.


Posted by: Kieran | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:26 PM
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I'm happy now I have my pound of flesh. Or in this case, my 7.5oz.

Oh, I get it. The Jew butcher is ripping you off. Nice one. Doesn't reflect to well on your domestic economy if you couldn't tell until it was too late, though, does it?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:30 PM
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You're a butcher?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:31 PM
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I butchered that comeback, didn't I?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:32 PM
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For instance, I said "to well" instead of "too well".


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:33 PM
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To well, perchance to dwell.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:35 PM
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10: Good point.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:35 PM
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I love Ben not wisely, but to well.


Posted by: Kieran | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:36 PM
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There's nobody butcher than Ben.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:40 PM
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The "Pink" line from Vic's Sec (oh, yes, I just called it that) is not completely skanky. In fact, I'm so very not skanky, and the GF is sadly not as skanky as she could perhaps be in the undies dept, but we both get 90% of our underwear from the Pink line. (Seriously, five pairs for $25? Such a deal.)

Oh, and if they've got Cal undies? Totally buying them. I'm a little shocked they don't have any for Oregon State. 'Cuz THAT would be funny.


Posted by: Moira | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:47 PM
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'Cuz THAT would be funny.

Why?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:50 PM
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Is their mascot the beaver?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:55 PM
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Oregon State Beavers.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:56 PM
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Oregon State Crabs?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:57 PM
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I dearly like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know to well,
I dearly like thee, Doctor Fell.

The original apparently has a an interesting classics-related history.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:00 PM
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Don't californicate the Beavers.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:00 PM
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Evergreen State Geoducks. Where Sleater-Kinney came from.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:01 PM
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Or South Carolina.


Posted by: F | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:05 PM
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I don't think I would want a geoduck anywhere near my beaver. Have you seen one? They're TERRIFYING. (I recommend the ep of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe does a stint as a geoduck farmer.)


Posted by: Moira | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:07 PM
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Sleater and Kinney are not woman enough for a geoduck either.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:14 PM
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16: I have some of their panties, too, but that doesn't mean that the entire *concept* of a "pink" line of VS shlock isn't skanky. Also low quality. But hey.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:15 PM
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I have eaten geoduck sushi.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:16 PM
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That setup's so easy, I cannot in good conscience take advantage of it.


Posted by: F | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:18 PM
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Geoduck is a highly prized food item.

As carp should be, but aren't.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:18 PM
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Mazola is Canola, and Canola is Rape.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:28 PM
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Victoria's Secret is uniformly awful. They hire hot models, though. But seriously, everything they make is horrible and overpriced.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:31 PM
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I'm with the mormon here.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:33 PM
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commando is not overpriced.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:36 PM
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Re: "Holy crap, how embarrassing for Berkeley. Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 8:21 PM"

So I should abandon my ineffectual academic procedural liberal drive against John Yoo and focus instead on stamping out the menace of Pink-line VS underpants?

gnoLeD darB


Posted by: gnoLeD darB | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:36 PM
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I blame Victoria's Secret for the prevalence of those ghastly foam-moulded bras.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:36 PM
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I'm with the mormon and the heebster. Overpriced panties that rip, bras that do not fit, bleh.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:37 PM
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Sic 'em, darB!


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:37 PM
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And the four hundred daily catalogs they send you, all with this weirdly rehashed clothes that looks new-but-dated.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:39 PM
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the VS models also look scarily young. I keep thinking I am being set up.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:40 PM
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John Yoo vs. the assorted Hoovers, can one bad apple outdamage a bevy of loosely associated assclowns?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:41 PM
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Their catalogue clothes are puzzlingly awful: made out of cheap, cheap cotton/poly, cut with an almost prudish lack of fashion, but packaged to be slinky or sluttish or "fun." Even on the ridiculously hot models, the clothes look sort of backwoods-hoochie-momma.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:45 PM
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If not VS, where should my wife be getting high-quality skanky slinky sluttish starts-with-an-s underthings, then?

I'm mostly asking for my wife's boyfriend's benefit, FWIW. Also, she much prefers shopping online to in the real world.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:58 PM
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That Pink line is one of the standard fashion strategies amongst the undergrads here at Sunny State. Sort of Loungewear a la Louche.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:58 PM
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gnoLeD darB

At first I thought this was an anagram for "Golden Bear".


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 9:59 PM
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Golden Bard.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:00 PM
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That Pink line is one of the standard fashion strategies amongst the undergrads here at Sunny State.

Because of the forty hundred catalogs that normalize the bizarro clothing. Otherwise they would be shopping at Hot Topic like good little college students.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:00 PM
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Drab Dongle


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:01 PM
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The Yoo lines consists entirely of hoodies.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:06 PM
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If not VS, where should my wife be getting high-quality skanky slinky sluttish starts-with-an-s underthings, then?

La Perla.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:09 PM
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Or so I've heard.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:12 PM
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50: Does anyone know if la perla in Italian is used as a euphemism in Italian the same way it is used in Spanish?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:14 PM
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I expected someone to note that a Lady Longhorn is the star of the set-piece advertisement. That collection has been hooked.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 10:47 PM
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If not VS, where should my wife be getting high-quality skanky slinky sluttish starts-with-an-s underthings, then?

ONline? Figleaves. Buy decent brands. Depending on her size, low-price (but still acceptably decent quality, plus cute, etc.) maybe Felina. High end? If she's the practical sort and wants things that are sexy, but also actually *wearable*, Chantelle. If sexy is the issue and wearable isn't, then yes: La Perla and other things in that range.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-23-08 11:43 PM
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54: Oh dear lord, woman. Cute selection at each or those, but are you made of money?


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 3:00 AM
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Backwoods-hoochie-momma.

Hey! Elitist.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 4:42 AM
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53: That collection has been hooked.

Maidenform got there first a long time ago. (At least in terms of taking the bull by the short horns.)


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 5:42 AM
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55: The trick with figleaves is to watch for sales, as they do have 50% off sales fairly regularly.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 10:32 AM
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