Re: Auden in the front, O'Neal in the rear

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Also.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:33 AM
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I object to the increasing youtube-ification of the blog.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:38 AM
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Adorable.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:39 AM
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Shaq: like Arcade Fire, only with more analingus.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:39 AM
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I got a vasectomy/ Now I cant breed 'em


Wow.


Posted by: Sybil Vane | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:46 AM
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I miss the swimming posts.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:46 AM
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Swimming in the post/ Like I was Michael Phelps
You hack-a-Shaq players/ Are all a bunch of whelps


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 11:58 AM
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I wonder how Kareem feels about this. Shaq: better rapper or better foul shooter?


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:06 PM
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Don't need no dolphin kick/you no heart bleeders
Slap you with my dick/from 15 meters


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:07 PM
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8: better pilot?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:07 PM
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I like when he rhymes "me" with "me". And then when he does it again and again and again.

Also: I think that's the first rapped vasectomy braggadocio I've heard. But I'm not much of a student of the genre.


Posted by: Tom | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:12 PM
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At least the only instance in which the vasectomy in question concerns one's own junk.

Ogged got deported, so here comes Heebie-Jeebie
Step up to the line, hit the NBA threebie.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:15 PM
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I never understood how funny Shaq was until Kobe shot 13/41 in the Lakers' last two losses.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:18 PM
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Expanding on Dr Dre:

I just took some ecstasy
no telling what the side effects could be
all these fine bitches equals sex to me
since I got my vasectomy


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:24 PM
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Expanding on this classic rhyme

The world looks mighty good to me
'cause I got my vasa snipped you see
Whenever I say you suck Kobe
I think of my va-sec-to-my!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 12:57 PM
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They got me on analgesic medicines
For my scrotum and severed vas deferens
Not sure when I'll get back on the court again
'Cause this new hack-a-Shaq got me sufferin'


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 3:25 PM
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I await Vujacic's rap on help defense.


Posted by: baa | Link to this comment | 06-24-08 7:08 PM
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16: hack-a-Shaq! Well done.

I hope we get to see someone ask Kobe about the video. What should he say?
A. Better with mustard
B. Worse than Shawn Marion's
C. Like Tim Duncan's foot
D. I don't know, but it's big enough for Steve Nash to hide in.


Posted by: Neil the Ethical Werewolf | Link to this comment | 06-25-08 12:02 AM
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