"But maybe I'm saying that just because he technically could be my son," the Illinois senator said. "I don't want to admit my age."
Mmm-hmmm.
Ah, the Duke football team's equivalent of Julius Peppers.
I like the tips for Duke players at that link:
5. MOST IMPORTANT: If you fail to follow all four of these steps, try to wake up when you feel nuts in your face.
The Tarheel State's most celebrated teabagging.
From the NYT Article:
(Mr. Obama sometimes flosses his teeth to ESPN while lying down.)
Exactly the sort of detailed, unflinching political reporting we need in this country.
According to the SLOG poll, people are pretty forgiving of the occasional teabagging.
Mr. Obama sometimes flosses his teeth to ESPN while lying down.
Lazy.
a hard-to-find organic brew -- Black Forest Berry Honest Tea.
Elitist.
"He's quick and he's strong,"
Animalistic.
he helped out when the senator did not want a second Budweiser
Lightweight.
"Michelle was like: 'Where are you staying? Don't get into too much trouble,' "
Pussy-whipped.
"He's broadened my horizons in the hip-hop world."
Poser.
Oh man. Somebody just sent me the best teabagging picture, but of course I can't share it with you all.
Violation of the sanctity of off-blog teabagging.
"I think he's got the most eclectic music of any 26-year-old," the senator said.
Lies!
so, ah, what happened to the post, ben?
A continuation from before its being written was invoked. That universe then collapsed.
I'm okay with Reggie being the next Charlie Young. And Apo, me and Mrs. NCP are over here having a good laugh at some of those fake inspirational posters. This one has got to be my favorite (is Shelden still playing organized ball?), but Mrs. NCP is partial to this one.
We all died.
Was it nice? Were there wombats?
Apo, I ran across this today and I thought you'd enjoy it. It's nothing we didn't already know, but for a good time, choose the "NBA titles" and "All-Star selections" metrics -- especially compared to "First Round Picks."
Sweet.
Unfogged: Defending the asinine hijinks of fratboys since late this afternoon.
Was it nice? Were there wombats?
Everything was beautiful, and it only hurt at first.
Then I heard God say, "Next time you bring the paper bag." and suddenly the world came back!
We all died.
I thought things went funny there, for a minute.
Why is it Reggie Love who's supposed to be ashasmed of those pictures?
It totally is. Strikes me that the assholes grinning at the camera are the ones who should be mortified to have those pictures all over the internet.
the ones who should be mortified
BitchPhD is so not a guy.
26: That's mother-logic. Correct, I think, but in many cases irrelevant.
I'm going to regret this, but:
(1) he's passed out drunk on a strange couch. You see no reason that, in and of itself, wouldn't be embarrassing to have plastered all over the internet?
(2) that strange couch happens to be in a fraternity house of a rival school. This shows such exceedingly poor judgment that it compounds 1 significantly.
(3) some dude's nasty balls are being rubbed on his face. I know this is technically akin to a sort of mild sexual assualt, and let's not blame the victim blah blah blah, but that's still humiliating.
23: I thought things went funny there, for a minute.
Don't worry, we're back to normal now as you can see.
I know this is technically akin to a sort of mild sexual assualt, and let's not blame the victim blah blah blah, but that's still humiliating both delicious and precisely the sort of thing for which presidential candidates want their body men known: "Hey Reggie, can I get just a minute with Senator Obama? Oh, and do you want me to rest my balls on your face while we wait for an answer?"
"delicious"?
I guess now we know who to ask about the vital question of how Shaq's balls taste, if not his ass.
Thank god for small favors.
Huh. Just what I was thinking.
35: You can ask about whatever you want. But I never taste ass teabag kiss and tell. I'm discrete like that.
There's only one finite ari unit, of a specific size and separable from all other units. Ari does not expand indefinitely or merge with things.
38: Those restrictions on sexual activity are compatible with both tea-bagging and ass-tasting.
People, show some pride. It's Tar Heel, not Tarheel.
Ironically, since tar is a natural part of the subsoil here or however one would explain it, when I go to the beach I do, in fact, get tarry heels.
41: "it leaks from oil platforms and pollutes the beaches"?
Right, that too. But it's also up in the mountains and shit.
There's nothing wrong with the occasional unconscious teabagging. It's when you're conscious, and grinning away while you get teabagged, that's embarrassing.
That photo should be made into one of the inspirational posters. Admittedly, I'm having trouble with the caption.
Um, the Love photo. Not the photo in #47.
48 to 47, no matter what 49 says.
I hadn't! That's great. But most of my scorn for Duke is basketball directed.
There's no way anybody can feel malice toward the Duke football program, god bless 'em. It would feel like kicking cripples. They certainly have clever lawyers, though.
So is waving your balls around inappropriately a fraternity thing? Or are all the kids doing it these days?
I bet kicking cripples is pretty fun. Tell me you wouldn't like to give Krauthammer a good boot to the ass, if he was just laying there?
So is waving your balls around inappropriately a fraternity thing?
You know Love went to Duke, right?
I hadn't! That's great. But most of my scorn for Duke is basketball directed.
Que? That's like saying "most of my scorn for Republicans is related to their electoral success". That's the one realm in the entire galaxy in which they are not deserving of scorn.
I don't really follow college basketball, but reading #58 was like being in a saloon in the old west, and hearing the pianist immediately stop playing, pack up, and get the hell out of there.
60: Nope. I actually stayed up entirely too late last night trying to put together a post that never read right. And just for your insolence, I'm never going to tell you what it was about.
62: dude let me tell you, feeling like a post is crappy and not up to the standards of the blog is no reason to keep it to yourself. Start thinking that way, blog'll be moribund in no time.
63 gets it right. Show us your crappy-ass crapitude, Stanley. We'll still taste your ass love you.
Well, I guess it all fun and games until somebody loses a nut.
63-4: Thanks, guys. I'll bring the crap soon enough, I assure you.
Oh, "soon enough" is it? What, you think you're better than the rest of us workaday bloggers? You're too good to show us your lousy posts? Fine, be like that. [So quickly do they turn on you around here.]
Am I crazy for thinking that's not a UNC fraternity house given the pictures are from, um, The Wolf Web, which is for NCSU? Also there's something about those guys that's just a little more, how shall I put it... "NC State-y."
69: you can say it, RMMP. What finer class of teabag was the Tar Heel given to?
Oh, it happened at UNC. The Wolf Web was just where they first appeared on the internet.
UNC -- Earl Gray
Duke -- Tieguanyin
NC State -- Diet Raspberry Snapple
71: I dearly love the certainty.
UNC -- Earl Gray Grey
ben's on hiatus; I had to.
Amusingly, however, the internet tells me:
The beverage company Snapple has released a tea beverage based on Earl Grey called Snapple Classic Tea Earl Gray.
74 is what you do instead of posting? See what you've become? A monster.
If that's UNC then those must surely be SPEs or some equivalent.
There's no way anybody can feel malice toward the Duke football program
Dukies can. It's remarkably easy.
