Re: 6 Degrees Of Disqualification

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I do not own an mp3 player. But! I could play this game if the people of Unfogged bought me one!


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:09 AM
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Song #21: Ligole Bips by Devin the Dude.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:11 AM
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I don't have an ipod, but I used to know how to get Windows Media Player to shuffle play every song on my hard drive. The software has been "updated" though, and now I can't figure out what to do. I'd really like to play, though.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:14 AM
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On song title alone, shuffle #1: Marx and Engels by Belle and Sebastian. Get that communist crap out of our schools.

On actual content/noise factor, the very next song: Boys Club by Ween.

And I just turned 35 this year. Son of a bitch.


Posted by: norbizness | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:14 AM
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I don't have an iPod either. I just hit Party Shuffle in iTunes. I was a little surprised I got all the way to 21 before hitting questionable content.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:15 AM
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#34: "Time to Remember the Poor", Waterson:Carthy


Posted by: micah | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:15 AM
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39 in and the most objectionable thing is Lightning Bolt. I'll play later.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:16 AM
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i gave up after looking ahead 40 and back 30...

i'm not scandalous enough.


Posted by: cleek | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:17 AM
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#12, "Tim, I Wish You Were Born a Girl", by Of Montreal.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:19 AM
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Song #2, "! (Foreword)" by Pain of Salvation. Lyric:

Your hate is but a worn-out lover, sick and sere
"Rape me again!" you beg in pain, dear friend
"But hey—just don't stop. The stillness makes me scared"


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:21 AM
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Ok, I'm trying itunes. I have to wait for it to recognize all my music files though. I hope it is only creating a list of them and not actually messing with the files.

Also, ligole bips is cool. I hadn't heard it before.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:21 AM
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About 25 songs in, I guess "Bitch-Made-Nigga Killa" by MC Ren would qualify.


Posted by: DS | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:23 AM
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Does classical music count because it makes me look gay? If not, I think track 15 will do: Surah al-Nas.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:27 AM
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About 20 or so in on iTunes (mostly my kids' music)—"I Heart Fags" MC Frontalot.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:30 AM
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13: But also, often enough, religious, which increases your chances. It's a wash.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:30 AM
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I might have hit it on track 8, but only if people could see the album cover. Nothing objectionable about the song itself.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:31 AM
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Shuffling everything in Winamp gives me "Here's Your Future" by The Thermals on the first try. Woo-hoo!


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:35 AM
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Second song was French new wave:
"Contagion" by À Trois dans le WC

I figure that might do it, if not because it's weird French music, because someone will eventually translate the band name.

I'd go further in for something unquestionably objectionable, but my music is at home now and I'm at work.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:44 AM
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Dude, you can't get elected president using Winamp.


Posted by: cerebrocrat | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:44 AM
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19, see 1.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:46 AM
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356 Merle Haggard songs + 279 James Cotton
Innocence Mission gets me the Catholic vote
Michelle Shocked! Jobriath!
13th Floor Elevators & ZZ Top! T for Texas!
Velvet Underground = NY
Jimmy Buffett wins Florida

President by spontaneous acclamation! The crowd roars!

Utah Phillips, Rosalie Sorrels, Phil Ochs,Woody Guthrie,Hazel Dickens....ooops. Shot down like a dog in a basement bathroom by Wall Streeter John Corbett. And he looked so nice, despite the double stripes.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:46 AM
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I don't have a shuffle, but I'm completely clean. I don't have mcuh obscure stuff. If you listen to the lyrics and think a little, Sly Stone is really out there, but he's a boomer classic. Same for Peter Tosh. "Downpressor Man" is pretty harsh, but after a certain number of frat parties it's harmless. Avant-garde jazz tends to be Afrocentric and left, but there are few lyrics except in Mingus. Again, boomers.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:47 AM
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9. "White Horse" by Kilo.


Posted by: xyzzy | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:49 AM
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Do you have "hostile baby rocking song" by Rosalie Sorrels, McManus? I haven't been able to track that down.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:51 AM
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"White Horse" was Top Forty. Anything that was popular is neutralized. David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed too.

"It's just what people were playing when I was young. We didn't take it seriously".


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 7:56 AM
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First song that comes up: "Kerosene" by Big Black.

The next two are harmless, then "Ether" by Gang of Four.

Number five is from my own band, Klein Bottle, now defunct, "Taking Drugs as a Couple." I didn't even know that was on the hard drive.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:11 AM
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I confess that I have Carla Bruni's "Quelqu'un m'a dit" on my Pod.

Dmitri Shostakovich's "Leningrad" Symphony might be considered suspicious as well.


Posted by: Jacob Christensen | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:13 AM
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#8, Beirut, "Un Dernier Verre (Pour la Route)". The combination of Middle Eastern city names with French is entirely damning. I probably windsurf, too.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:28 AM
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Hmm. The 6th song was "Against the Grain," by Bad Religion, which is a perfectly harmless song, but I suppose the band name would be enough.
I was really hoping for "Entering Jesus from the Rear" by Feederz.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:28 AM
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James Jordan's opera podcasts: "where opera is king, and you, the listeners, are queens."


Posted by: jim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:31 AM
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Swimming upstream
I maintain against the grain


That's my kinda earworm, Oudemia. I've been walking around the last few days with the theme from "Caillou" stuck in my head. THis will make a nice change.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:32 AM
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#2, Jean Claude Trans Am, by Fenix TX. Either endorses rape or has no respect for chastity, depending on your ideological bent.

It's actually Josh's, but I'd go down by association.


Posted by: Magpie | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:33 AM
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"Caillou" stuck in my head

Dude. And you haven't clawed out your eyes or anything?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:34 AM
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33: how would that help?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:36 AM
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Song #5: "Keep Your Laws/Off My Body" by the Dog Faced Hermans.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:37 AM
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I got past 100 without anything that seemed like a disqualifier to me. I'm dull. I also now have the Caillou theme song stuck in my head thanks to Chopper (31).


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:39 AM
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Although I suppose song #4, "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'", might have done it, because everyone knows that the American people don't like eggheads.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:39 AM
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7 songs in, Rufus Wainwright's "Agnus Dei" ought to do it. If not, how about three songs later, The Spice Girls, "2 Become 1"?


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:39 AM
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Di for VP!


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:43 AM
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I'm just a kid who's 4
Each day I learn some more
I'm Caillou


Dude, so much better than Jay Jay the Jetplane or the new Flowertots.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:50 AM
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40: How is it pronounced? Frenchified "cai-yoo" or "kay-loo" or?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:51 AM
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38: how about three songs later, The Spice Girls, "2 Become 1"?

I don't think listening to crappy music automatically disqualifies you.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:52 AM
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How about F.U. Sweet T's?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:53 AM
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Nothing too damning lyrics-wise, but I guess I'm out on the snotty-classical-listening front and the french-lyrics front. First shuffle was Bartok's 5th string quartet, sixth was Né dans la rue by Zebda.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:53 AM
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How about commenting in the right thread, Sifu?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:54 AM
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42: If that's the case, all those songs on my gym mix totally disqualify me.


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:54 AM
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Goddamn motherfucking fucking asshole Supreme Court.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:56 AM
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35: Do you actually mean you have Dog Faced Hermans on your iPod? Did you do some fancy thing with the vinyl? How? How? Or was that album for some reason available on CD? I live in fear that my treasured DFH records will somehow be injured or destroyed, leaving me DFH-less.

I have no iPod, but I was preparing a mix for a benefit last night and I'm pretty sure that Kid Creole and the Coconuts' "Annie I'm Not Your Daddy" would disqualify me. ("If I was in your blood, child you wouldn't be so ugly") I ended up not including that one because it's mean-spirited and despite being by an Actual Artist of Color plays with race in a manner that I think might be best reserved for gatherings of people I know fairly well. (But it's so danceable!)

I can't imagine that "Coup" (23 Skiddoo); "Get Behind the Struggle" (Radio 4; I think that's the title); "To Hell With Poverty" (Gang of Four); or even the original version of "99 Red Balloons" would help either. Or, for that matter, "Police Truck" and "Let's Lynch the Landlord" (which always makes me feel guilty since my actual landlords are rather good).

On the other hand, "We Live As We Dream, Alone" (GoF) might win me the conservative vote..."Man and woman need to work, it helps us define ourselves". I'm hoping that my green anarchist friends will be shocked and displeased when they hear it.


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 8:57 AM
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Well, I just redid it and got the Gainsbourg version of "Les Sucettes" in three goes, and that is one pervy song indeed.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:00 AM
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The question with "Les Sucettes" is whether it disqualifies you for the content or for the language. What person who actually understands French is going to care?


Posted by: Blume | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:01 AM
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Do you actually mean you have Dog Faced Hermans on your iPod? Did you do some fancy thing with the vinyl? How? How? Or was that album for some reason available on CD? I live in fear that my treasured DFH records will somehow be injured or destroyed, leaving me DFH-less.

I have in the past ripped songs from vinyl (my treasured copy of Baltimore band Pinky's "Coconut Creme" single, the best indiepop song ever about donuts), but Those Deep Buds was released on CD by Alt Tent. (TDB and Bump and Swing are available on eMusic, in fact.)

I'm sure high-quality rips off the vinyl were floating around Oink and are now available on waffles or whatever the kids are using.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:02 AM
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Is no one going to freak out with me over this gun ruling?! Doom! Apocalypse! Bad stuff!


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:06 AM
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#7, Velvet Underground "The Black Angel Death Song". I think that gets around the popular Lou Reed exemption. Coulda been "Sister Ray" for that matter.


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:06 AM
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50: True! Good point. (My favoritest thing in the 2004 election was when a reporter told Teresa Heinz that some Republican jerk said her husband "looks French." TH scoffed and replied, "Hmph. I bet he doesn't even speak French." Oh, Teresa, I was so with you.)


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:08 AM
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Coulda been "Sister Ray" for that matter.

The American getting-a-hummer-from-a-trannie President the American getting-a-hummer-from-a-trannie people have been waiting for.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:08 AM
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Seven songs in, "Fuck 'em all" by Tupac. That's right, bitch, vote for me!


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:09 AM
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Is no one going to freak out with me over this gun ruling?! Doom! Apocalypse! Bad stuff!

For shame, Kraaby. This is only the first step to ending anti-gun tyranny and preserving Our American Folkways. What about the authoritarian DC laws preventing Matt Yglesias from defending his home with tactical nuclear weapons?


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:12 AM
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47/52: care to articulate your concerns, Sir Kraab? I'm not freaking out, but maybe you'll convince me I should be.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:14 AM
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YGLASYAS NEEDZ GRENAYDZ


Posted by: OPINIONATED TWENTYSOMETHING ARMS DEALER | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:18 AM
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Would "Debaser" count? It probably doesn't help to explain to Tim Russert that "it's about that movie where they show an eyeball being sliced by a razor blade."

It was #5, but I bet the next candidate will be pretty far in.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:21 AM
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I was pretty sure that my entire iPod would pass Presidential vetting but then the fourth track on shuffle was a lecture entitled "Hearing Muslim Voices Since 9/11". Fuck.


Posted by: sam k | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:21 AM
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"Ouch!" by Gas Huffer, another dozen or so in.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:22 AM
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Completely expecting my partyshuffle to expose my utter lameness, imagine my surprise when the 3d and 8th songs turned out to be from Chumbawamba's album Never Mind the Ballots--an album iTunes had dutifully avoided for years.

So #3 Mr. Heseltine Meets His Public ("So we'll do away with leaders & bosses & police: reclaim our actions, rediscover our voices. Salvage our integrity, reassert our dignity--Power in the heart of the community!") and #8 The Candidates find Common Ground ("Full employment! Slave labour and schemes! An unemployed workforce--the capitalist's dream! But let's keep Britain working; either way we must keep Britain working!").


Posted by: babble | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:22 AM
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Hmm. First set of 6: "Fame", David Bowie; "Do Not Stand at My Grave", Libera; the second movement of Appalachian Spring, Aaron Copland; "Waiting for a Girl Like You", Foreigner (one of the GTA3 soundtrack albums, providing most of my '80s pop needs in one album); "電車", Serial Experiments Lain soundtrack; "Once", Blackfield. Australian progressive rock doesn't seem likely to provide an in-essentio ground for dismissal, and the anime album was a legit import.

Geez, I had to go through about four sets until I got "Crumbs From Your Table" by U2, which would get the Religious Reich all worked up. Ah, now the Seraphim Shock tracks show up. Those'd do it, too.


Posted by: Bruce Baugh | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:23 AM
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No shuffle. Glancing through my collection I don't have much that's offensive, but a variety of earnest leftish political music.

"Abiezer Coppe" by Leon Rosselson would probably do it.

There are several good Dick Gaughan songs, but the best ones are on cassette.

I have a variety of Gil Scott Heron. "The Revoltion Will Not Be Televised" or "Ain't No New Thing" wouldn't look good. By association there's also "My Revoltion" by Sarah Jones.


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:24 AM
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"Don't stop thinking about tomorrow"
"Born in the USA"
"Put a foot in your ass for the red, white, and blue..."
Wow, my campaign is practically writing itself.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:28 AM
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Frowner!


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:29 AM
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41: Cai-yoo.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:29 AM
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66: s/b put a boot in your ass it's the american way?


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:30 AM
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I undressed you with my eyes i have
Maybe even raped you

CocoRosie, "Honey or Tar". Song #1.

Honestly, Senator, I don't even know the song! I just download a lot of crap on Azureus...oh.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:30 AM
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Do you have "hostile baby rocking song" by Rosalie Sorrels, McManus? I haven't been able to track that down.

Sorry for the delay, took the dogs out.

I think the song is "Baby Rocking Medley " off of a compilation Learned by Livin, Sung By Heart

Intro and Lyrics


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:31 AM
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66: How about that one about the Sandinistas, the most boring song in the entire universe: "Now the people are learning to take back their lives/As the country will change [sic] Sandinista survives". You can tell that the Chumbas are anarchists from the lugubrious, dutiful way they sing that one. (I mean of course there's the whole irony/US-destroying-one-of-the-very-few-viable-socialist-governments-shortly-thereafter factor too). I really love both Never Mind the Ballots and Pictures of Starving Children Sell Records (one of my first vinyl purchases, double record from One Little Indian before OLI was bought by NMI.)


Posted by: Frowner | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:37 AM
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69: Oh right. I'm so American, that all the different ways to be American get confusing.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:37 AM
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All you momzers have your iPods at hand or iTunes running at work, I see. I'll give my official answer tonight.

One of my tracks that could be misunderstood is Cab Calloway's "Go South, Young Man." ("Now East is East and West is West, but if you want to go weah dey loves you de best...")

(I have a Creative Zen dating from 2005. Hooray for obsolete knock-offs!)


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:38 AM
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Y'all really think that rapey songs and slicin' up eyeballs would disqualify you? Sandinista songs, sure.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:39 AM
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I'd really like to learn the "make my comment justified" trick someday.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:39 AM
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I also feel sure that anything by U2 is thoroughly stripped of all actual power to shock at this point.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:40 AM
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(Hi, Frowner!)


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:42 AM
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Oh, and how about Oingo Boingo's "I Love Little Girls"? Is that too mainstream as well?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:42 AM
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I had 'Rape Me' come up third.


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:45 AM
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(And, no, of course it wouldn't disqualify anyone.)


Posted by: beamish | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:46 AM
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Frowner!

Gas Huffer!


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:48 AM
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I can't imagine Waterson:Carthy or Merle Haggard being disqualifying. The first arguable one on my Ipod was "Moma's Little Jewell" by Mott the Hoople, about 30 in.


Posted by: TomF | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:48 AM
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#9 Tori Amos, "Icicle", #10 "Rape Me"


Posted by: Sybil Vane | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:50 AM
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Or what about the Hackberry Ramblers "Jolie Blonde." I mean, it's in French! (song 38)


Posted by: TomF | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:50 AM
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I used to feel rather smug about not having an iPod until I realized that all that meant was I was hopelessly anchored to my PC for way too many hours in a day.

Since I do not actually own the PC my choice of music is rather work safe.

At home I'd guess Jethro Tull's Aquaman is the grossest and Dr Hook's Sylvia's Mother is the most embarrassing.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:55 AM
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I wonder what in my music collection would actually disqualify me for running for public office. Isn't there a God Is My Copilot song about gay sex with a priest? That'd be a good start, at least if I were running as a Democrat.

Alternately, maybe some Skrewdriver, though I don't have any from their extended period as the house band for the National Front.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:57 AM
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I have some Kool Keith which would probably disqualify me.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:58 AM
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Damn. 50 songs in and nothing disqualifying, unless I underestimate how much the American people would be offended by that Pixies track with the "You fuckin' die!" bit or the how much they hate vaguely intellectual yet more-or-less incomprehensible lyrics. My iPod seems to love the Beatles today.

At #21 I get "Flint (for the Unemployed and Underpaid)" by Sufjan Stevens; how do Michiganders feel about that? Not disqualifying, but would it cost me votes?

74: what is this "work" of which you speak?


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:58 AM
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Alternately, maybe some Skrewdriver, though I don't have any from their extended period as the house band for the National Front.

Yeah, see, now you're getting somewhere.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 9:58 AM
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58: Because it further limits the state's power to regulate gun ownership and behavior. For instance, the Court said that not only can't D.C. ban handguns, it can't require trigger locks. Let's see what the accidental gun death rate looks like in 3 years.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:00 AM
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It's either #4 (Dresden Dolls' "My Alcoholic Friends") or #12 (Frank Black covering "Sugar Daddy" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch). The Kylie would probably disqualify me on grounds of buggery but honestly it's just so innocuous; we queens love it because it's like a second helping of bubblegum pop for middle age.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:00 AM
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At home I'd guess Jethro Tull's Aquaman is the grossest and Dr Hook's Sylvia's Mother is the most embarrassing.

Someone go back to 1978 and give Tripp a ride here.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:02 AM
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For instance, the Court said that not only can't D.C. ban handguns, it can't require trigger locks.

Jesus Christ and his All-Singing, All-Dancing Hippopotamus Brigade. I haven't seen anything yet about what types regulations the decision allows or doesn't allow. Link?


Posted by: Minivet | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:04 AM
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I wonder what in my music collection would actually disqualify me for running for public office.

The first music I own of which I thought was Pansy Division. I just don't have any in my phone at the moment.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:04 AM
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not only can't D.C. ban handguns, it can't require trigger locks. Let's see what the accidental gun death rate looks like in 3 years.

I wasn't entirely joking when I said Yglesias's roommates should start packing their bags.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:05 AM
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Probably the single most disqualifying things in my music collection would be Fantastic Damage by El-P. Nihilistic, abrasive, crass, anti-family, and rap (by a hispanic dude, so still a minority!).

But that's an interesting question. Would the explicit ultra-left-wing politics of The Coup make them more incriminating despite their more conventional music backing and lack of misogyny? What about the Rapeman album? Is angry, brutally and deliberately offensive noise rock by a bunch of suburban white guys "worse" than less blatently disturbing but more political music by black people?

These are the issues of our times, people. These are the questions that stir men's souls.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:05 AM
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91: Doesn't "accidental gun death rate" imply that most of the people being killed would be gun owners or those close to them? It's not clear to me that this is a big problem: either the rate stabilizes or gun owners accident themselves out of existence.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:06 AM
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Shorter Tim: If your dad owns a gun, you deserve to die.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:08 AM
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Kobe wouldn't shoot you by accident.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:08 AM
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Would the explicit ultra-left-wing politics of The Coup make them more incriminating despite their more conventional music backing and lack of misogyny?

Yes.

Is angry, brutally and deliberately offensive noise rock by a bunch of suburban white guys "worse" than less blatently disturbing but more political music by black people?

Nope!


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:09 AM
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Scotus is giving some of the highlights. I'm going to read the NYT & WP next.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:09 AM
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97: Conventional wisdom suggests that nothing is more disqualifying than angry black men. Nothing except maybe a chick masturbating during Bible study, which is why I'm out.


Posted by: Sybil Vane | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:10 AM
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Ooh I have angry, political rap and "Christianity Is Stupid" by Negativland around someplace. I'm cooked.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:11 AM
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The Coup could be genuinely disqualifying: ultra-left-wing hip-hop, generally unknown to the general public, and thus not bleached of their power to alarm. And if anyone in the general public has heard of them, it would be for the fact that they had to delay releasing their 2001 album because the cover was going to feature a picture of the World Trade Center exploding.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:12 AM
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Someone go back to 1978 and give Tripp a ride here.

Eh? What's that sonny?

The sad truth is we *are* in 1973 with only the music changed. And it has gotten worse! Now get those kids off my lawn! Rotten kids.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:13 AM
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BURNING MAN HAS SUCKED SINCE IT LEFT THE BEACH


Posted by: OPINIONATED HIPSTER | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:13 AM
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The decision isn't Armageddon by any means:

The ruling does not mean, for instance, that laws against carrying concealed weapons are to be swept aside. Furthermore, Justice Scalia wrote, "The court's opinion should not be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms."

But it does give me another reason to kick the ass of the next Nader voter I meet.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:14 AM
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Oh, I also have "Tourrorists" by Porest! Any album with this cover just has to be a disqualifier.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:14 AM
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Did you really need another reason, Sir Kraab?


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101, 105: Oh snap, now rfts is depressing me. But The Coup are a burning goddamn funk band live! And when everyone gets their booty shaking at the shows, it's a beautiful thing!

Why can't America like beauty?


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:15 AM
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97.2: "Is it Congressman Polymath's position that landlords should be killed or that Captain Sterling should be fragged? Why does Congressman Polymath hate the military-industrial-landlord complex?" No question. Angry black Marxists might even trump Sybil deuteronomizing herself.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:16 AM
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Shorter Tim: If your dad owns a gun, you deserve to die.

That's unfair. If your dad owns a gun, it's probably better for the country if you die before you can vote and you dad goes to prison for killing you and can no longer vote.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:17 AM
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Christianity Is Stupid.


Posted by: strasmangelo jones | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:18 AM
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91: Doesn't "accidental gun death rate" imply that most of the people being killed would be gun owners or those close to them? It's not clear to me that this is a big problem: either the rate stabilizes or gun owners accident themselves out of existence.

I think that the same concept animated the repeal of PA's motorcycle helmet law. Shockingly, this resulted in a massive increase in head injuries and deaths:

Researchers from several of Pitt's Schools of Health Sciences examined discharge data from all acute care hospitals in the state for the two years preceding and the two years following repeal. They found a 32 percent increase in head injury deaths, and a 42 percent increase in head injury hospitalizations. The non-head-injury death rate did not change. [...] Total acute care hospital charges stemming from motorcycle-related head injuries rose 132 percent.
Of course, kids still have to wear motorcycle helmets, plus most cyclists ride solo. Little Johnny won't accidentally go ride Dad's cycle out on the highway without a helmet and get smeared.

Anyway, I'd be perfectly happy not to have a gun control discussion except in a dedicated thread. Instead, let's make fun of Tripp for not knowing the title "Aqualung."

On preview, I don't know what 114 is about, but I like it.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:20 AM
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People overestimate the risks. Unless you've done some of target shooting, it's hard to blow away your best friend from across the room in a drunken rage. Usually you just hit the wall. You can't shoot straight. and you're drunk into the bargain. Some say you get better results by aiming at the wall right over your best friend's head, because you'll miss that too, so you might have a chance of bagging the guy.

Or her, laydeez! Girls can be best friends too!


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:22 AM
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Usually you just hittravel through the wall and hit some kid across the street.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:23 AM
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laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings
Scalia's such a coward. Have the courage of your convictions, you fuck! Assault rifles for all visitors to the Supreme Court Building.
Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:23 AM
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Oh snap, now rfts is depressing me. But The Coup are a burning goddamn funk band live! And when everyone gets their booty shaking at the shows, it's a beautiful thing!

Why can't America like beauty?

True. Very sad. I love the Coup.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:23 AM
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112: I refuse to be smeared by this witchhunt, especially when my interlocutor neglects the later intelligence findings of "Bush and Saddam... together in bed, giving H-E-A-D head". Which I assume is a codeword for illicitly exchanging nuclear secrets.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:24 AM
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Instead, let's make fun of Tripp for not knowing the title "Aqualung."

Yes, please. I live simply to serve. You will find many such Easter eggs in my comments if you look closely enough.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:25 AM
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hit some kid across the street.

Little shit deserved it, I tell you.

There was an awful-sounding altercation on my street a couple weeks back (between unarmed brothers, as it turned out), and I did think, "Glad I've got solid brick walls."


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How does 118 not have a line break between the comment and the sig line?

I guess there's no point in asking during the hiati.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:26 AM
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Unless you've done some of target shooting, it's hard to blow away your best friend from across the room in a drunken rage.

True, but I find using a sawed off shotgun increases the chances a bit. Plus you'll probably not kill the kid in the next room.

I mean if that is your thing. Party on Shriners!


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:28 AM
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Unless you've done some of target shooting, it's hard to blow away your best friend from across the room in a drunken rage.

Anything worth doing involves lots and lots of practice, Emerson.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:30 AM
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124 makes me glad that my 115.penultimate has been ignored.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:30 AM
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Gunownership is far overestimated as a cause of crime problems. In a lot of the West, even including Wobegon, gun-ownership is over 50% without serious problems coming with that.

A friend of my sisters for NJ was flabbergasted to walk into the local outdoor stoor and see a dozen guns lying out for sale, loose and unchained.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:32 AM
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Oh, gods, how could I forget the Negativland? I'm hosed.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:33 AM
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124, 121

It's cool J, it's cool.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:33 AM
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I love the Coup.

I enthusiastically second this.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:34 AM
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see a dozen guns lying out for sale, loose and unchained.

So can you buy them loose, or do you have to buy the bundle?


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:34 AM
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127:

Well Geez John. I don't mind people shooting off bottle rockets on their farms either but when the stupid kid behind me shot a bottle rocket that landed on my roof near the cedar siding I threatened to call the cops if he did it again.

So, like, population density might have a little something to do with what is allowed, don't you think?


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:36 AM
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127: I'll bear that in mind when a kid shoots up Wobegon High.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:36 AM
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They had a hostage standoff 30 miles away from Wobegon a couple days ago. In the TV coverage, two of the SWAT team members were women. The hostage-taker was blown away by three snipers, and for all I know one or more of them were women. See, laydeez, we're liberated here in Wobegon.

The town was Little Falls, Charles Lindbergh's home town.

Little Known Fact: Minnesota east of the Mississippi was part of the original territory of the US, in the Northwest Territory.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:38 AM
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There was a kid that shot out the windows of the school principle's house way back when, but no big deal. He was spoken to.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:40 AM
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It's another Fact Noone Cares About, brought to you by Emerson.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:42 AM
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135: Was he aiming for the window? Maybe he just missed his best friend.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:42 AM
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Have you met my friend Noone? She cares about all kinds of things.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:43 AM
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Sir Kraab has a constricted mind and little curiosity, like the vast run of humanity. I've learned not to let it bother me.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:44 AM
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John,

Spill the beans - there was that school shooting on the reservation. Also the latest 'hostage' situation was a nutcase porn shop owner in a courthouse and lasted maybe two minutes.

But I hope you are not claiming that a school shooting couldn't happen here in a good white school. We are not immune.

Heck, years ago a good Catholic teen rebelled against his parent's tough love and killed his own family while they were sleeping, including younger siblings, with an axe. That was in Rochester.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:45 AM
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In Oregon best friends play a game involving seeing how close they can shoot to one another without hitting anyone. If your best friend hits you, he loses.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:46 AM
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Nothing except maybe a chick masturbating during Bible study, which is why I'm out.

It was ok until they learned that young pre-Dr. Vane wasn't even thinking about a red-blooded American male.


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139: It's true. I'm a philistine.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:48 AM
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Eh, I believe that most gun laws are a foolish waste of time. Spend the time and effort on better mental health care and screening. Lets have fewer men coming back from battle with PTSD.

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now
Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now
You gotta love one another


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:50 AM
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141: There's a more skillful version of that played all over, with knives.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:50 AM
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143:
we know that by the checkered scarf that you wear.


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:50 AM
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Minnesota has a pretty low murder rate and crime rate. North Dakota has about the lowest in the country. Gun ownership is very high in both states. There are just a lot of other variables.

I support gun control in the sense that, if a jurisdiction has a crime problem and believes that it would be helpful to restrict gun use, they should be able to do it. But people speak as though gun ownership in itself is a cause of crime, and it really isn't.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:51 AM
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My problem with guns isn't that they always mean more crime. It's that they always mean more death.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:54 AM
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Oh, and maiming. Let's not forget about the maiming.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:54 AM
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There was a kid that shot out the windows of the school principle's house way back when, but no big deal. He was spoken to.

Well, yeah, but the principle's (sic) kids always get special treatment. When someone starts shooting *into* the windows then we can talk.


Posted by: Tripp the Crazed | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:55 AM
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Sir Kraab: objectively anti-death. No use looking to her for support for the Logan's Run Act.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:56 AM
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If simply "too left-wing for David Broder" counts, I'm out at #17, "Wake Me Up When September Ends." If a frightening-sounding title and touchy subject is enough, "One More Murder" by Better Than Ezra was #37. The first really unambiguous one I found was #41: "Adrenaline," by the Phunk Junkeez.

If something really embarrassing would be enough to count as automatically disqualifying, I passed an Abba tune in the low teens.

All you momzers have your iPods at hand or iTunes running at work, I see. I'll give my official answer tonight.

I can't speak for everyone else, but personally, I didn't have the earphones in my ears, I just read the names of the songs off the screen.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:56 AM
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But I do call my playlist of workout songs "Run Logan Run"!


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:57 AM
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No, Wobegon folk, guns and all, are the healthiest American demographic, except for Asian-Americans. Google "The Eight Americas".


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 10:59 AM
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Lots of things mean more death and maiming, Kraab. You have to measure costs against benefits.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:01 AM
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Song number 4: Bad Babysitter.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:02 AM
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The town was Little Falls, Charles Lindbergh's home town.

My only mental association for Little Falls is this song


Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:04 AM
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You have to measure costs against benefits.

She did. But JE is right, there is something fucked up about US and guns, but it isn't as simple as ownership statistics. Canada does much better that way. Otoh, given that it's known to be a problem, having legislative constraints doesn't seem crazy.


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Yes, Brock, I know. That's why I also support a ban on those Japanese restaurants where the cooks cook at your table and throw knives around. I'm heartsick every time I hear about another sliced ear or deep knee wound.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:07 AM
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Lots of things mean more death and maiming, Kraab.

Like, say, automobiles.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:08 AM
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Also, what soup said.


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151: SCMT, aren't you approaching 35? Or over?

Also, I gotta admit that I'm with Sir Kraab on this. Guns are probably the single issue where I have the most hardcore DFH views, since I really see virtually no benefit to them relative to the numerous problems of accidental harm. I would definitely support restricting guns to hunting rifles and shotguns alone.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:12 AM
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there is something fucked up about US and guns

Yes, deeply. The wingers who festoon their websites with pictures of their guns like they were Playboy centerfolds are Exhibit A. Freud would have a field day.


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Like, say, automobiles.

Or the Anal Intruder with fist attachment.

SCMT, aren't you approaching 35? Or over?

I'll tell you after we see what happens with the legislation.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:14 AM
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My #1 song came up as Billy Bragg's Fourteenth of February. A love song on the one hand, but by an Avowed Socialist on the other.

Second try, Bragg didn't come up until #6, but he was followed immediately by The Klezmatics "Rise Up!" An Avowed Socialist and Uppity Jews? I think my goose is cooked.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:14 AM
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I'd support a ban on automobiles before I'd support a ban on handguns. The former do a hell of a lot more harm.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:14 AM
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I'd support a ban on automobiles before I'd support a ban on handguns. The former do a hell of a lot more harm.

I think you're missing the point of "cost/benefit" there, dude.


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The former do a hell of a lot more harm.

A hell of a lot more good too. In ratio, their vastly ahead.

Regardless, it's not like either are in question for banning. What SK was talking about, afaics, is more like supporting seat belt laws and speed limits, or not.


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Oh, and here comes "I Blew Up the United States". Thanks, Was(not)Was, for ruining a promising political career.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:19 AM
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"their" another one wasted on bens hiatus


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:22 AM
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What SK was talking about, afaics, is more like supporting seat belt laws and speed limits, or not.

And that's of course still allowed and perfectly okay. The court's decision really only went to near-total bans.

It's not clear to me that autombiles do vastly more good than guns. Of course, I'm out of the norm in thinking that many of their purported benefits are properly categorized as harms.

What about a ban on grass lawns? Not a lot of death and maiming, admittedly, but they definitely do real harm. For relatively little benefit.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:22 AM
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It's not clear to me that autombiles do vastly more good than guns.

But that's because you're insane.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:25 AM
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I am among the people here who would actively work for really tight restriction on car ownership, if it were at all politically feasible. Instead I just settle for fighting the things we do to subsidize car ownership.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:27 AM
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I really do think part of the problem is that some of you may be overlooking the benefits of gun ownership.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:27 AM
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The benefit of guns is the subjective benefit of any voluntary recreational activity. It doesn't have to be economically productive or necessary for life.

In most of the areas where I've lived, the gun costs / benefits is comparable to the dangers from motorcycles, OTR vehicles, alcohol and recreational drugs, speedboats, rock climbing, hang-gliding.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:29 AM
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I'm willing to speculate that an urban/rural divide may exist on this issue.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:30 AM
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I just played the game again and got a Death Cab for Cutie song at #3. Can presidents be emo? I bet "Silent Cal" was wicked emo.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:31 AM
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Hey, the guys at 174 will take your comments at submitions@trtnational.com

sweet.


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171.3: Grass lawns are in no danger of killing anyone, which is pretty close to what I'd require to consider bans reasonable. However, I'd certainly say the damage they do suggests that policies and pricing to discourage grass lawns in places where they can't sustainably grow on their own would be in order... But you already knew that.

175.2: That would be true, if guns were incredibly unlikely to harm anyone but the owner.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:35 AM
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Being out of an unhappy marriage prevents lots of maiming and death.


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:35 AM
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Stanley's craggy facial hair disqualifies him.


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180: Also true, I support a system of means-tested divorce subsidies for couples of all sexual orientations, like any good liberal.


Posted by: Po-Mo Polymath | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:36 AM
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since we seem to be on the subject of SCOTUS, what do people think of the 5-4 decision against the `millionaires amendment' on campaing finance?


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176: Dependence on cars is will turn the rural area I'm staying in right now into a near ghost town in five years. The rich second-home types and the college students will be able to pay for the amount of driving required. Everyone else is going to have to move to a higher density area.


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My answer varies greatly depending on whether we're considering the song's content in isolation, or contextual stuff in addition.

#1 is fine.

#2 finishes me if the album name is considered (Coil, "Aqua Regis", off Scatology), but it's an instrumental.

#3 finishes me if the band name is considered (Rapeman, "Just Got Paid", Two Nuns and a Pack Mule), but it's a fairly inoffensive ZZ Top cover.

We're up to #20 before My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult offers "Get Funky With Me" off of Gay, Black, and Married.

#37 seals the deal with Pigface's "Suck", though. ("I'll heal your wounds/I'll set you free/I'm Jesus Christ on ecstasy/how does it feel?/suck suck suck/how does it feel/suck suck suck")


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183: my uninformed opinion is that I'm opposed. But campaign finance is such a mess either way that I can't make myself care about it very much.


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And if that wasn't enough, #38 brings it all together: Revolting Cocks, "Pole Grinder", Cocked and Loaded.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:46 AM
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I support tight restrictions on car-mounted machine guns.

Nah, not really. Go for it, says I.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 11:53 AM
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Crass - Reality Asylum (from The Feeding of the 5000)

Disqualified from everything forever.


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I use it, but itunes is pissing me off more and more lately. Tom Waits, "Pasties and a G-String" came up in the first 10 or so, but I doubt that Tom Waits could possibly disqualify me, even with the song title. Eventually I got to a song by Chingo Bling off "4 President", which album would surely do so considered in its entirety. Mentally, the songs I thought of that would disqualify me were The Frogs, "Raped", and Ween, "Mr. Richard Smoker".

Also, Norbizness, how are you just 35? We had a conversation (about a murderer classmate, J0hn Dr3w) a few years ago in which we determined we went to high school together, but I thought you graduated in 89. Were you 16?


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4: Chocolate Jesus (Tom Waits)

mmmm, chocolate.


Posted by: Cecily | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 12:09 PM
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8 Shuffles, "Jewish Princess" by Frank Zappa

and then...

#12, "Crack Whore Blues" by The Neckbones

#22, "God Hates Us All" by Slayer

#35, "New Faith" by Slayer

I like slayer.


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Slayer fans are normally Republicans, I think.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 12:58 PM
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I don't have an appropriate device to shuffle, nor is most of my music collection ripped, but I got a feeling that the most disqualifying songs would come off of Anal Cunt's album 40 More Reasons to Hate Us.

Although "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer comes close.


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I'd certainly say the damage they do suggests that policies and pricing to discourage grass lawns in places where they can't sustainably grow on their own would be in order... But you already knew that.

I certainly didn't know that, but it's good to know there's another lawn-hater here. Woo, Po-Mo! Down with the grass!*

* Not you, apo.**

** Or Sifu***

*** &c.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 2:19 PM
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7 - "The 'Down to Seeds and Stems Again' Blues"


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 2:34 PM
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"Fuck the Police," NWA

"The Hurdy Gurdy Man," Butthole Surfers

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hand!


Posted by: Peter K. | Link to this comment | 06-26-08 2:41 PM
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"Fuck the Police," NWA

"The Hurdy Gurdy Man," Butthole Surfers

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hand!


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Real Muthphuckin' G's, Eaxy-E (R.I.P.!)
2 shuffles.


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