Re: The court also hopes you didn't pay those shysters too much

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I once saw a shirt likening the Israel/Palestine issue to the Native Americans. Only, it likened the Jews to the Native Americans, and the Palestinians were trying to massacre them.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:00 PM
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Little Kai has been born. All is well.
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Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:01 PM
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Congratulations to you and AB!


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:06 PM
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Congrats to AB and JRoth!


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:07 PM
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Woo baby!


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:07 PM
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So, pictures??


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:08 PM
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that great ethical principle "don't be a pain in the ass"

Precisely. What tools.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:11 PM
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Congrats! YAY!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:12 PM
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Congratulations, Kai sounds a Japanese name
i'm too an auntie for the 5th time, already 20 days
it's a little strange for me to have a nephew with a Japanese name


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:16 PM
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2: Congrats, and a beautiful day for it.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:16 PM
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Congratulations, JRoth! Don't let the condo board remove that baby from your home.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:17 PM
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The stork bringeth, and the condor taketh away.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:18 PM
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not everyone hangs their newborns from their door jambs, apo


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:19 PM
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that great ethical principle "don't be a pain in the ass"

There goes your sex life! *rimshot*


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:20 PM
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Congrats, JRoth!


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:21 PM
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Was "shysters" once an anti-Jewish word? it's hard to know every single one of these things.


Posted by: peter | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:24 PM
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I thought you could put mezuzot on the inside of the door, in which case it's pretty much interior decoration, isn't it?


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:24 PM
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Congrats. Obligatory happy song link for new babies.

On the topic of the post, there's the Northern League's anti-immigrant poster featuring a Native American (sorry to link to such an odious site, but it was that or Stormfront).


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:25 PM
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14 to 2, of course.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:27 PM
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Congrats, AB&JRoth! Good luck, Kai!


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:30 PM
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2: Congratulations. Every baby is a new hope. I hope you keep us posted along the way.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:30 PM
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Every baby is a new hope. I hope you keep us posted along the way.

So unclassy, Tripp, using up BabyRoth's new hope on yourself.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:32 PM
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"Shyster" has an anti-semitic ring to it (according to some online sources) and while I'm not sure the "real history" of the word is problematic (there are lots of different claims about its origin) it's at least an "erring on the side of caution" sort of thing for me.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:34 PM
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"Shyster" is both of obscure origin and fairly recent vintage. The early quotations don't look obviously anti-semitic, but, you know, discretion, valor, etc. It doesn't pay to be niggardly when it comes to the application of common sense.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:45 PM
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Excuse me. "Of both obscure origin and fairly recent vintage", or "both of obscure origin and of fairly recent vintage", but never what I wrote above.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:45 PM
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17: If you put it on the inside of your door, how will the angel of death know to skip your house?

Also: Congrats to JRoth, AB, Iris, and Baby Kai!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:46 PM
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"Shyster" comes from the expression "Shaalom, Oyster", which is of course, the Jew saying hi to the Oyster, noting that "Oyster" combines the Jewish expression "Oy" with an animal forbidden by kosher rules, thus conjuring up an image of the segregated Jewish community who is unable even to eat a simple hor douevre. It is anti-semitic when you understand the roots of the expression.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:50 PM
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Has the Angel of Death visited any of the houses wrongly stripped of their thingies? That would be a serious lawsuit.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 12:52 PM
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Thanks everybody. Pics tomorrow when we're at home (iphone to Flickr seems tiresome). You all can hardly fathom Iris' sweetness so far.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 1:20 PM
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Congrats!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 1:42 PM
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mazel tov, JRoth.


Posted by: Katherine | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 1:46 PM
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26, 28: The mezuzah isn't supposed to keep away the Angel of Death -- that was the paschal lamb and only for the one night.

A mezuzah is affixed to the doorframe of Jewish homes to fulfill the mitzvah (Biblical commandment) to inscribe the words of the Shema "on the doorposts of your house."(Deuteronomy 6:9)


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 1:52 PM
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Yay baby!


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 2:03 PM
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apostropher,

So unclassy, Tripp, using up BabyRoth's new hope on yourself.

True, but at least I didn't come right out and say it. That was uncouth.

BabyRoth eh? Hmmm. Here is some trivia. For whom was the Baby Ruth candy bar named? It was not Babe Ruth the ball player.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 2:06 PM
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34: Dr. Ruth! Of course!


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 2:11 PM
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Grover Cleveland's little girl, Ruth, natch.

Congrats, JRoth


Posted by: mike d | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 2:11 PM
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Congratulations, JRoth!


Posted by: asl | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 2:13 PM
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Mazl tov!

Other obligatory new baby song.

Maybe you don't know how to walk much baby
Babe you don't talk much either
Maybe you never will babe
But I'll always love you


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 3:10 PM
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This post reminds me of a recent business trip I took around Europe. I was leaving Germany and my suitcase was heavier because I had bought several bottles of German wine. The guy at the baggage check-in counter in the Frankfurt airport weighed my bags and told me I would have to pay some outrageous extra-weight fee, like 150 Euro or something like that.

"Come on," I said, "my bags are heavy because I bought a lot of wine as gifts. Can't you give me a break?"

"Let me ask you a question," said the check-in guy. "Are you Jewish?"

"You think I'm Jewish because I'm bargaining with you?"" I asked, outraged.

The guy looked embarrassed as he realized how I had interpreted his question. "Oh, no, no, no. I just saw your name on your boarding pass and thought it sounded Jewish. I'm actually from Israel myself."

"Oh, okay. Well, I am Jewish."

"I thought so. No fee this time. Have a good flight."


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 8:05 PM
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39: OMG, it is a global conspiracy!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 8:09 PM
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#40: Oh, come on. Generally, getting singled out for special treatment in Germany has not worked so well for us.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 8:14 PM
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Also, congrats, JRoth!


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 8:16 PM
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"Biker" is a Jewish name?! Now I'm hopelessly confused.


Posted by: Tripp | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 8:26 PM
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I would have thought the obvious literary allusion for this kind of situation begins, "the law, in its infinite..."


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 07-14-08 11:27 PM
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43: used to be "Beicherweiss"


Posted by: peter | Link to this comment | 07-15-08 3:19 PM
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