Re: Somewhere Ogged is feeling smug

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Able-bodied people rule!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:45 PM
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I thought the argument was that the prosthetics gave him an unfair *advantage*. So much for that crap, hm?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:48 PM
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Also, I was tempted to send Ogged this the other day.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:49 PM
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2: Well, the prosthetics helped him run faster than all the people he can run faster than. But not faster than the people who can run faster than him.


Posted by: peter | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:50 PM
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And if he had prosthetics that helped him run even faster than he does now, they would help him run faster than even more people. so to summarize, there will one day be a prosthetic leg which provides an unfair advantage.


Posted by: peter | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:53 PM
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4: How many runners could a double amputee outrun if a double amputee could run?but I can't think

2:There has to be some named logical fallacy this argument illustrates, but I can't come up with it.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:55 PM
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6: but I can't think

Comments which contain self-negating ridicule are the bestest.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 4:58 PM
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Honestly, B.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:00 PM
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Today we are all feeling smug. For sport. For America.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:07 PM
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I bet Ogged is feeling smug where it counts.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:11 PM
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8: ?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:14 PM
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I bet Ogged is feeling smug where it counts.

His whole, sound legs?


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:14 PM
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11: a) that wasn't the argument, and b) even if it were, the fact that he didn't qualify wouldn't disprove it. (There are plenty of doping losers, after all.)


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:18 PM
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Dope makes losers of us all, Cala.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:19 PM
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Why do you think they call it "dope"?


Posted by: minneapolitan | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:21 PM
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13 is totally humorless.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:22 PM
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And apt, as 2 wasn't funny.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:27 PM
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(Now I'm being humorless. But I have lemon sorbet! Homemade!)


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:28 PM
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Does an amputee thread become a food thread that fast? Well, I have over 20 pounds of blueberries.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:33 PM
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It was funny to ME.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:33 PM
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On the occasion of Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday, I offer you this rendition of "Free Nelson Mandela," complete with sort of b-boy plus Riverdance dancing and an awesome mustache about 2 minutes in.

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Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:35 PM
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Yeah, B, that was a pretty bad argument, but you made up for it with a funny card.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:44 PM
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It's just because I used the word "crap" isn't it? You people.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 5:46 PM
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23: Yes, that's exactly why.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 6:03 PM
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Crap.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 6:05 PM
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OT! Anyone read this David Carr article? Harrowing!


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 7:27 PM
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Who determines humorlessness? Some sort of authority figure? HumorLessNessMan? I never though Les Nessman was funny anyway.


Posted by: Fatman | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 7:29 PM
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Who determines humorlessness?

A subcommittee somewhere, surely.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 7:37 PM
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It was Ogged, but with him gone, all is anarchy.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 7:51 PM
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Can we guiltlessly have sex with our sisters now?


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 7:58 PM
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Everything is funny except that New Yorker cartoon.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 8:03 PM
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Oh my god I have been holding on to this comment for SO LONG!!!!

"Well, I guess I'll try again next time" Oscar Pistonius said defeatedly.

TA DA!!!!


Posted by: Cecily | Link to this comment | 07-18-08 10:21 PM
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Ablebodied people can now watch the Olympics in peaceful satisfaction that they will not have to endure seeing a double-amputee competing as an equal with ablebodied people.

If this is a food thread, I have strawberries that were picked within the last 24 hours and they smell like strawberry heaven.


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 5:06 AM
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Everyone should be viewing the photo essay on proper wedding etiquette by Sir Kraab and m/tch m/lls on the unfogged Flickr grpup.

Everyone, that is, except for those of you on the outer fringes of the unfogged community who do not yet enjoy the privilege of flickr group membership. Y'all should be working extra hard on your commenting value-added so that you might garner an invitation to join the select inner circle. (And no, the rumours that you can shortcut to an invitation by giving ogged a BJ are entirely unsubstantiated; Will earned his membership by dint of sheer effort, just like everyone else. And B. was already a member long before...oh, sorry, indiscretion error, there.)


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 5:20 AM
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32 was awesome.

Pale imitation: "Tears of disappointment streaming down his face, he decided to go to the hardluck bar and get legless drunk."


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 5:38 AM
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Who determines humorlessness?

The Good Humour Man, of course.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 5:45 AM
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Cecily, I think I love you.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 7:03 AM
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34: Thanks! We're rather proud of that series.

It was a bitch to get flickr to put them in the right order, though. If anyone wants to take a look, start here.


Posted by: Sir Kraab | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 7:21 AM
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i looked at the Fight! Fight! photo and recalled a joke
so a buriad old man tells how he attended the wedding party and a good wedding party is believed to be with some good fight
- so how was it, the wedding? - just so great, there was a big fight, the groom died
(it sounds very funny when is spoken in funny buriad dialect)


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 7:33 AM
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Iglesias was right. Ogged's withdrawal led to led to less chaos, not more.


Posted by: asl | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 7:34 AM
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26:Decent article. Harrowing? A lot of it was meant to be funny. I never really know if I should read or watch that kinda shit. My counselors said no, AA says yes?

I now inhabit a life I don't deserve, but we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon.
...David Carr

Anyway, it's Heath Ledger's weekend, and Candy is out there for anyone who wants it. Not so funny.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 8:09 AM
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Wedding parties sometimes involve fights here in Wobegon, especially if the bride and groom come from different towns or great big families.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 07-19-08 8:26 AM
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