Joining the few the proud
so many strongbow
kill hewitt, kill lileks
the ghee
Ur gay
u do have mercy
u polytheist
Love u dawg
INFIDEL!
I kind of hope Obama keeps the pundits guessing on the VP until Election Day. Send five different candidates to the VP debate - there's strength in numbers.
IM IN YR WHITE HOUSE
CRAFTIN YR LAWZ.
Also, Firefox isn't kidding about the stupid POSTDATA whatever the goddamn something something.
See, 5 is funny, whereas 3 just fell flat. It really is all about delivery.
Oiler: it's Spogged.
(Have I become a one-trick pony?)
You're a pony? How do you press the keys? Is that your one trick?
I'm a magical pony! Entombed in the shape of a human by the evil Salt Womeguy.
drunk texts
...instead of drunk dialing. Where's the progress in that, Generation Not-So-Awesome? You're going in the wrong direction for hijinx.
You missed the drunken text from Saturday night?
If this was an ACTUAL cock-swinging contest
It would be OVER bitches
I'd bat that old man like A-Rod
He'd be more beat-down that R King
PBUY
I drunk hire couriers.
Skipped right over "I drunk hand-write letters"?
You'd need a pretty newfangled postal system for that to work.
Like this one? Works best when drunk!
16: We Await Silent Tristero's Empire.
"waste" in my url does not actually have anything to do with Pynchon.
The wiki entry linked in 17 reeks of a rickroll.
Or possibly just a put-on. I'm not really up on the precise connotation of these new-fangled terms.
20: I thought that too initially, but apparently not.
Unfortunately for Zucker, the rocket exploded and destroyed most of its cargo.
That wasn't the real problem. Zucker did not understand spin and failed to convince everyone that his was really quite a minor problem.
21: However, this great video of the "Greenwood Lake Mail Rocket" belies the Wikipedia claim, The first successful delivery of mail by a rocket in the United States was made on 23 February 1936, when two rockets that were launched from the New Jersey shore of Greenwood Lake landed on the New York shore, some 300 metres away.
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Thanks, [ redacted ] California, for finally giving up some of your delicious, delicious local beer.
Hey, it's a vice!
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24: For more fuel for the California jingoism fire, look at this map of where Olympic athletes are from. I knew California would probably be higher, but the imbalance is far greater than I would expect (especially for birthplace as opposed to current home).
22: John's coming out in favor of social constructivist theories of science and technology.
25: California may have more athletes, but I'll note that Maryland is doing exceptionally well in the gold medal count. Thank you, Mr. Phelps...
If I ate meat, I would only eat Californian Olympians.
Olympian meat is very tough, and lacks flavor due to the low fat content. It would be better to eat something a bit more tender and marbled, like toll booth collectors or software developers.