Re: Vice

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Joining the few the proud
so many strongbow
kill hewitt, kill lileks

the ghee

Ur gay
u do have mercy
u polytheist
Love u dawg

INFIDEL!


Posted by: Barack Obama | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 4:32 PM
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I kind of hope Obama keeps the pundits guessing on the VP until Election Day. Send five different candidates to the VP debate - there's strength in numbers.


Posted by: Gabriel | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 4:39 PM
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Spoiler: It's Ogged.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:01 PM
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IM IN YR WHITE HOUSE
CRAFTIN YR LAWZ.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:03 PM
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Spoiler: It's Ogged.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:09 PM
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Also, Firefox isn't kidding about the stupid POSTDATA whatever the goddamn something something.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:10 PM
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See, 5 is funny, whereas 3 just fell flat. It really is all about delivery.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:10 PM
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Oiler: it's Spogged.

(Have I become a one-trick pony?)


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:12 PM
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You're a pony? How do you press the keys? Is that your one trick?


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:20 PM
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I'm a magical pony! Entombed in the shape of a human by the evil Salt Womeguy.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:25 PM
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drunk texts

...instead of drunk dialing. Where's the progress in that, Generation Not-So-Awesome? You're going in the wrong direction for hijinx.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:26 PM
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Heebie-geebie is a magical pwny.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:30 PM
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I drunk hire couriers.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:39 PM
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You missed the drunken text from Saturday night?

If this was an ACTUAL cock-swinging contest
It would be OVER bitches
I'd bat that old man like A-Rod
He'd be more beat-down that R King
PBUY


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 5:58 PM
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I drunk hire couriers.

Skipped right over "I drunk hand-write letters"?


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 6:31 PM
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You'd need a pretty newfangled postal system for that to work.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 6:40 PM
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Like this one? Works best when drunk!


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 6:48 PM
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16: We Await Silent Tristero's Empire.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 6:50 PM
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"waste" in my url does not actually have anything to do with Pynchon.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 8:02 PM
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The wiki entry linked in 17 reeks of a rickroll.

Or possibly just a put-on. I'm not really up on the precise connotation of these new-fangled terms.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 8:20 PM
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20: I thought that too initially, but apparently not.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:15 PM
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Unfortunately for Zucker, the rocket exploded and destroyed most of its cargo.

That wasn't the real problem. Zucker did not understand spin and failed to convince everyone that his was really quite a minor problem.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:18 PM
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21: However, this great video of the "Greenwood Lake Mail Rocket" belies the Wikipedia claim, The first successful delivery of mail by a rocket in the United States was made on 23 February 1936, when two rockets that were launched from the New Jersey shore of Greenwood Lake landed on the New York shore, some 300 metres away.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:29 PM
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Thanks, [ redacted ] California, for finally giving up some of your delicious, delicious local beer.

Hey, it's a vice!

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Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:36 PM
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24: For more fuel for the California jingoism fire, look at this map of where Olympic athletes are from. I knew California would probably be higher, but the imbalance is far greater than I would expect (especially for birthplace as opposed to current home).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:41 PM
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22: John's coming out in favor of social constructivist theories of science and technology.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:47 PM
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25: California may have more athletes, but I'll note that Maryland is doing exceptionally well in the gold medal count. Thank you, Mr. Phelps...


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 08-18-08 9:56 PM
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If I ate meat, I would only eat Californian Olympians.


Posted by: Megan | Link to this comment | 08-19-08 9:16 AM
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Olympian meat is very tough, and lacks flavor due to the low fat content. It would be better to eat something a bit more tender and marbled, like toll booth collectors or software developers.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 08-19-08 9:49 AM
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