Re: Biden's debate preparation.

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That was a good laugh for the morning. Biden does kind of look creepy when he smiles.


Posted by: CJB | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 7:22 AM
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When did anyone ever want to be mean to Pinky? Palin is Pinky!


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 7:22 AM
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Is there any way to bring Palin's voice down an octave?


Posted by: (O)CT(O)PUS | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 7:53 AM
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Oh God, that's great. "You look like a jack-o-lantern taking a difficult crap."

"Get out of my secret Christmas place Sarah Palin!"
"Lose your temper again Joe and this shoe's going up your ass."

"Oh come on! Don't just pretend to speak in gibberish. Approximate the kind of answer she'd give."
"That was a direct quote."
"Holy shit."
"yep"


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:00 AM
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I don't think I've had such occasion to use the banned acronym in years.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:04 AM
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And from the same site: it was just a matter of time.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:12 AM
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6: you have to admit, "She Sold It On Ebay" is pretty good.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:17 AM
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This is so great.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:18 AM
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6, 7 (8?): Didn't you guys read Becks' BILP post below? You guys are so not getting laid.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:24 AM
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(8 was to the original post. I'm not getting laid either, but for different reasons.)


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:26 AM
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10: Poor Heebie. Giving up alcohol and exercise for the baby is hard enough. Can you have any fun anymore?


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:32 AM
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Come on, of course it's horribly sexist to make a Palin-themed porn flick, and yes I read the BILP thread. My "you have to admit" implicitly acknowledged all that. But still, that's a great title.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:35 AM
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11: Hopefully just two more weeks! Check-up tomorrow.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:37 AM
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Giving up alcohol and exercise for the baby is hard enough. Can you have any fun anymore?

You have a kid, don't you Di? I think you know that answer to this question. Or were you just rubbing Heebie's face in it?


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:38 AM
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9: Why am I not getting laid? Apart from the usual reasons, I mean. It may be appalling, but don't shoot the messenger.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:43 AM
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Or were you just rubbing Heebie's face in it?

That's pretty hott, but it's not really a decent substitute for getting laid.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:46 AM
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However many ways there are of being alive, it is certain that there are vastly more ways of being dead - Richard Dawkins

However many ways there are of getting laid, it is certain that there are vastly more ways of not getting any.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:47 AM
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it's not really a decent substitute for getting laid

If you're doing it right it is. IIRC.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:49 AM
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Oh god that slideshow is hilarious. Thanks, Apo.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 8:57 AM
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Sexxored families are all sexxored in the same way; unsexxored families are unsexxored in separate, different ways.


Posted by: Leo Tolstoy | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 9:01 AM
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There is only one thing worse than getting laid. And that...is not getting laid.


Posted by: OSCULATED WILDE | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 9:02 AM
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ARE YOU *SURE* IT'S IN?


Posted by: OPINIONATED PARTNER | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 9:39 AM
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However many ways there are of getting laid, it is certain that there are vastly more ways of not getting any.

I think it was Tolstoy who pointed out that all people who get laid are alike; those who do not get laid are celibate in their own way.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 9:40 AM
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Goddammit 20.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 9:50 AM
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Too bad Granholm is a Canuck. She could fill the Palin VPLIF role without the downside. Wrong thread?


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 10:21 AM
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Will the results of the debate tonight make this even funnier or less funny?


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 12:24 PM
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I hope and expect to be laughing tomorrow.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 12:28 PM
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26: Finding out is half the funny.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 12:28 PM
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The thing to watch out for, in my book, is when Palin starts emphasizing the wrong (or at least unconventional) syllables in words and sentences. This is her "tell"--not a tell that she's lying, of course, but that she's trying to distract you from listening to the words she's saying in their context.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 12:40 PM
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she's trying to distract you from listening to the words she's saying in their context.

Jedi mind trick a la Wiley Coyote?


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 12:49 PM
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funny and laughing is all good until you lose some votes, so hope Biden acts gentlemanly and wouldn't allow to ridicule her that like straight-forwardly


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 1:14 PM
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Wow. Watch Richard Trumka, Secretary-Treasurer of the AFL-CIO, and former president of the United Mine Workers, lay down some old time religion.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 1:58 PM
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The video linked in 32 is totally awesome.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 2:10 PM
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32, 33: Now you guys are just making ari sad.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 2:18 PM
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Until ari provides video evidence of his pwning Trumka mano a mano, or in leg wrestling or whatever it was, he'll get no love from me.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 10- 2-08 2:25 PM
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6: Follow-up with details. More.


Posted by: Brock Landers | Link to this comment | 10- 3-08 3:00 PM
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