That's change we can believe in.

I like to think she meant it for each and every one of us, not just JE.

So great. Almost makes up for her having dated Jeter.

2: Oh God, that puts me three degrees from Jeter. I feel dirty.

Unreal. I can't say that I'm weeping, but I'm ashamed that I'm not weeping.

2: No, it was just for me, motherfucker.

She's a better sport than that volleyball chick who wouldn't email Ogged, that's for sure.

Call me psychotic if you will, but when she looked at the camera and said that I just had the feeling that she was talking to me.

That's some weird shit right there.

She's a better sport than that volleyball chick who wouldn't email Ogged, that's for sure.

Did you tell the volleyball chick that ogged had cancer? Because that totally works, you know.

That Ogged had cancer and was twelve years old.

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Iceland and Britain: is war inevitable?

The USSR is already involved, and the Scandinavian countries may join in.

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You may now return to the normally scheduled discussion of my fantasy life.

That was pretty great. "Who wants to sex Mutombo?" would be even better.

Today, we are all John Emerson.

here is the full speech she gave the canvassers, for those who are interested.

That's some avant-garde camera work, rob.

Thanks. I wanted everyone a chance to see her boots, so I was sure to lower the camera for a bit.

Thanks. I wanted everyone a chance to see her bootbs,

Also, I had to hold the camera in my left hand and reach way out to get a shot that wasn't just the back of her head.

That hat, man.

I remember giving her that hat. Before it all went bad.

More SJ

Also, I had to hold the camera in my left hand

Do tell us more of this one-handed encounter with ScarJo, Rob.

23 (and its like) is why ScarJo never comments here.

ScarJo is no blushing innocent, JRoth. You do no one any favors by pretending otherwise.

BG has it correct.

We should have a contest. Get a famous person to say "Who wants to sex Mutumbo?" on video.

Bonus points if it is McCain, Palin, Obama or Biden.

This is so great. ALL HAIL ROB.

with the passing of the Bush era, Ohio will no longer be a great place for quadrennial celebrity-spotting.

with the passing of the Bush eraage of the National Popular Vote, Ohio will no longer be a great place for quadrennial celebrity-spotting.

24: Can't argue with the truth. ScarJo is a regular at Crooked Timber, Yglesias, The Valve, EOTAW, LGM, and the Semi-Daily Journal, but we never see her here.

And why not?

Because of cock jokes and lewd comments, that's why not.

So adorable! Now I can't hate on her for being a beautiful bitch.

Seriously, this is awesome.

I knew it! The no realtionship policy is a lie! A big lie! The biggest of lies! Emerson has a harem of Hollywood starlets servicing him inbetween feeding time for the hogs. Oh, the hypocrisy. Oh, the humanity.