Re: Great Moments in Advertising

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Like, as in toxic waste?

You thought that was a mountain you were skiiing on? Dude, you were in NE PA. Those were tailings from a coal mine.


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:13 AM
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We call them "culm banks".


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:17 AM
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There absolutely are landfill ski slopes.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:26 AM
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Say, I hear the Fed is going to buy some toxic assets after all!

[/low-hanging]


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:32 AM
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I heard it was just a circle scam.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:41 AM
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My favorite statute is still L.U.S.T.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 7:42 AM
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What was that recent commercial where one of the happy customers says, "And the price was way more than affordable!" I never did know how to take that.


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 8:09 AM
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Undoubtedly these guys.

Aaron Smith, Superfund's North American director, said Baha did not know that the term "superfund" had been used in the United States since 1980 to designate toxic waste sites that would be cleaned up using government money. "When I told him, he said, 'Good. We'll clean up the markets,' " Smith said.

The company sells hedge-fund like investments to the "masses", so the name be appropriate, although reading the article and seeing the entrenched criminals sneer at him gives me some sympathy for the guy.

Baha's approach rankles some industry veterans. "He's an embarrassment to the hedge fund community," said John Godden, who heads IGS Group in London, which invests in hedge funds for pension funds and other institutions. "Baha is a wonderful self-publicist in a world where self-publicists are not welcome."

Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 8:28 AM
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My favorite statute is still L.U.S.T.

I've found the acronym of the federal Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) funny ever since I heard of the program, but I'm the only person I know who does.


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 9:22 AM
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My 15 y.o. Gothish niece just declared she's a lesbian. You cannot imagine what a relief that is for everyone. we had imagined her taking up with a Goth street person and having his babies.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 9:37 AM
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Isn't goth more a suburban subculture? In which case, she was more likely to take up with a Goth mall rat and have his babies. Probably not much improvement, although he'd be more likely to have health coverage. Maybe not where you are.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 9:49 AM
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10: She just hasn't met the right Goth street person.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 9:49 AM
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Happy New Year! maybe it's too early in the day, but the other hemisphere i like affiliate with already celebrated it, so maybe it's not


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 9:56 AM
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forgot the link


Posted by: read | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:02 AM
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And Happy New Year to you, read. You can't be too sticky about the `right' time on the web, methinks.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:02 AM
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My favorite statute is still L.U.S.T.

Also the standard acronym for "leaky underground storage tanks," a source of much amusement to my parents when they were dealing with that problem (which was otherwise not very amusing).


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:06 AM
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There's a lot of money in LUST remediation, though.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:10 AM
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17: Isn't that pretty much will's line of work?


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:13 AM
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There's a lot of money in LUST remediation, though.

You're telling me.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:14 AM
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All the 30 gig Zunes in the world have stopped working. I'm not sure how, but I'm pretty sure this is step one of a 13-point plan to destroy America, and only Will Smith can stop it.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:57 AM
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20: Is this the best SkyNet can do?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:59 AM
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Also the standard acronym for "leaky underground storage tanks

same statute.

The statute was originally called "Storing Leaky Underground Tanks," but wiser minds prevailed.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 10:59 AM
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Isn't that pretty much will's line of work?

I help people get lust back into their lives.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:00 AM
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OT: Watch out, Redtailfoxshrub and all you former lawyers turned cooks! I just got my copies of Classic Indian Cooking by Julie Sahni and Jaffery's World of the East Vegetarian Cooking!

And, no, Stanley, you cannot borrow them!


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:04 AM
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same statute.

Okay then.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:11 AM
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Then, will, you need to know about this.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:11 AM
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Thanks Oudemia! But RTFS beat you to it. I'm waiting for berbere spice and some other stuff that I ordered there. Unfortunately, you have to know what you want there. Browsing isnt very easy.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:22 AM
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28: Damn her eyes!


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:25 AM
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She has not yet provided me with a misir wat recipe, so you can redeem yourself if you provide me with one that recreates those delicious ethiopian lentils.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:27 AM
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26 -- And, tying this back to the thread, I hasten to note that you can't spell "Kalustyans" without "lust".


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:45 AM
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an alicha recipe wouldn't go amiss, either.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:45 AM
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I hasten to note that you can't spell "Kalustyans" without "lust".

Are you surprised? oudemia and Ben's favorite book is the "Sex Terms in Latin" book.


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:51 AM
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30: Also an anagram of "A yak's lust"


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:53 AM
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20: NOOOO.

Man, that's a devious plot... next, all our automatic potato-peelers will seize up.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 11:58 AM
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An yak, that is. Y is a vowel. Pronounciation is Ee-Ah-K.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 12:00 PM
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I'm going to have to disagree with "an yak", based on the rule that "When u makes the same sound as the y in you, or o makes the same sound as w in won, then a is used.". Seems to me that what applies to "U" when sounded like "Y", also applies to "Y". And nobody I know pronounces Yak like it starts with "E", so don't even go there.

Also, people who say "an historic" piss me off.


Posted by: Spike | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 12:35 PM
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You have a very fine mind, Spike.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 12:36 PM
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That's Mr. Togolosh's theory of yaks, which is his, and not Miss A. Elk's theory.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 12:43 PM
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I had elk for dinner last night. It was delicious.


Posted by: Bitchphd | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 12:57 PM
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In 2009 "yak" will be pronounced like it starts with an E.

Also, while we're on the subject of "h" - herb is pronounced herb, not erb, for god's sake. Unless it's also artford, ereford, ampshire and urricane, that is. The common mispronunciation is, no doubt, an istorical accident.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 1:25 PM
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Baha did not know that the term "superfund" had been used in the United States since 1980 to designate toxic waste sites

I mentioned "brownfields" to the guy next to me on the train yesterday and there was a good ten seconds of silence before I thought to clarify that I was talking about the environmental problem rather than describing the human population of the devastated area we were discussing. It's very disconcerting to realize that a total stranger may think you are disgustingly racist.


Posted by: Witt | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 2:23 PM
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It's very disconcerting to realize that a total stranger may think you are disgustingly racist.

Become a Republican among Democrats and it probably will get less disconcerting over time.


Posted by: PG | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 2:29 PM
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You know, PG, if you just said "Pay attention to me", it would be more subtle.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 2:39 PM
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Become a Republican among Democrats and it probably will get less disconcerting over time.

Only if you tend to say racist (or ambiguously racist) things. To be fair, it's probably correlated.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 2:43 PM
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Unless it's also artford, ereford, ampshire and urricane, that is.

Honestly.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 3:25 PM
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45: I don't think you're honoring tog's wishes, apo.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 3:33 PM
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Walt: ?

soup: What people find racist/ ambiguously racist varies by their own beliefs. I found "300" racist in an Orientalist way (and even more bigoted toward the disabled), but didn't think that about the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy because it was a fantasy instead of a purported historical epic. Especially on the left, people get into fights about which one of them is being racist (I think people on the right are more likely to get into fights about which one of them is being pro-statist or Neville Chamberlain-esque). I was commenting on a thread recently where some people were asserting that to recommend that Iraqis not use violence against the U.S. was racist Western privilege and an iteration of "white middle class parlour manners." To me, the idea that nonviolent resistance was somehow "white" was racist (after all, the exponents of nonviolent resistance most famous in the West were a brown guy and a black guy). As you would expect, that thread got very ugly.


Posted by: PG | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 3:50 PM
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What people find racist/ ambiguously racist varies by their own beliefs.

In general, agreed. The worst case is when you are culturally sort-of close, I think. You make (or should make) more allowances for statements from people whose background and language usage is obviously different from your own.

My statement was very specifically responding to the Republican surrounded by Democrats thing you brought up though, not the general role of racism in our society. Several current Republican (or to be more fair `red state'ish ) tropes are actually racist, and if you as an isolated Republican were to utter them in a group of Democrats you'd mostly likely be called on it. This is much less likely in the converse situation. Note this says nothing about the relative rates of racism in those groups, either actual or percieved.

aside:
300 was in an essential way as much a fantasy as the Lord of the Rings. Both stories are impacted by historical places and events, neither attempts to describe a world that actually existed. Though it's true that 300 pretends to, in a way that LoTR doesn't. On the other hand, parts of LoTR are probably more true to their historical influences... so how do you measure?


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 4:10 PM
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24: I just got my copies of Classic Indian Cooking by Julie Sahni

That's not a bad book for reading, but not so much for the cooking. This one is awesome because every other page is a picture, so even if you don't use it that often (because I haven't had much call for indian lately) just looking through it will make you hungry. (I have the softcover version here, which is like 10"x16" with the same photo... but cheaper. Which, I suppose, is why they don't keep it in print.) Or you could just go steal this woman's recipes for free. (Although she's made it 'more convienent' to order her stuff. Which is maybe annoying, maybe not.)

max
['Dum dee dee.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 12-31-08 6:26 PM
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That's not a bad book for reading, but not so much for the cooking.

Really? I have Julie Sahni's Classic Indian Vegetarian and Grain Cooking, which I confess I've barely looked at yet. It has no pictures, alas. I'd been expecting great things from it, along with Paula Wolfert's Mediterranean Grains and Greens which I also haven't looked at much.

I can't help myself bringing these things home from the bookshop when they pass my desk -- it's not easy to find 'international' vegetarian cuisine in the cookbook arena, so I gotta have it.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 11:38 AM
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For Indian vegetarian dishes, this book is fabulous. It has great previously unknown to me dishes and supior spicing for familiar ones. Good pictures, but not enough of them.


Posted by: JPool | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:24 PM
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"superior"


Posted by: JPool | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:26 PM
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49/50/51:

A restaurant, rather than general, book this one is pretty good.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:29 PM
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53 is nicely barely comprehensible.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:36 PM
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oh, good.

Link should have been this one


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:48 PM
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it's not easy to find 'international' vegetarian cuisine in the cookbook arena

Najmieh Batmangjli (or however the fuck you spell her name, google "A Taste of Persia" for the right way) has a giant all-across-the-Silk Road international vegetarian cookbook.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 1:48 PM
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56: Persian vegetarian?

Nice links all around, thanks.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:18 PM
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it's not easy to find 'international' vegetarian cuisine in the cookbook arena

Madhur Jaffrey, Eastern Vegetarian Cooking is a bit old, but reliably good. I expect she's done others since.

And happy new year to all present, by the way.


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:39 PM
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No more masturbating to Donald E Westlake. Fuck this year already.

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Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:43 PM
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58: Yeah, in reviewing my shelves I have her World Vegetarian, which is a very pretty book in its own right. You'd think I'd cook more with this stuff at my disposal.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:48 PM
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57.---Persian, general Middle-Eastern, also some Indian and Chinese I think. I didn't look at it carefully.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:51 PM
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59: Nor to Claiborne Pell, which is less of a problem for OFE, I'd imagine.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 2:56 PM
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62, True, never heard of him before. Still, he looks like one of the good guys, so fuck this year twice.


Posted by: OneFatEnglishman | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 3:09 PM
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59: It was still 2008 in the time zone Westlake died in so 2009 is still okay. Enjoy it while one can, it won't last for long.


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 3:33 PM
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No more masturbating to Donald E Westlake.

Shit.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 01- 1-09 4:03 PM
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