You could probably have it from Unfogged.
Not that it would do you any good.
Eventually they get bigger and you get to sleep.
(Then they get to be teenagers and you're sleepless for other reasons.)

Then there's the whole breast-the-size-of-your-head angle.

I was going to say that HP doesn't even know what breasts are for, but probably that's not true.

Then there's the whole breast-the-size-of-your-head angle.

And the "you look grouchy, how about I press my giant tits into your face and make you feel all better."

And the "just let go and shit and piss in your clothes" ... well, briefly liberating, anyway.

4: Mummy, you're smothering me?

Soon HP's head will bigger than any breast readily to hand or mouth, and nothing will ever be the same again.

Plus I bet that, like me, you'd be the PERFECT BABY and not even cry if someone wanted to let you sleep by yourself.

4: And the "you look grouchy, how about I press my giant tits into your face and make you feel all better."

Strangely, I'd have liked ex-person to do that, but it always seemed like I wound doing things like shoveling up vomit from the floor.

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Ex-person has a current medical issue: couldn't swallow at all (don't start); they thought it was her perpetually malfunctioning thyroid. But not a cancer. But not a swelling mass that would excuse removal and a permanant solution to the thyroid escapades either. Damn. Nope, it's something else.... unknown. Whee.
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max
['I am of course, ridiculous, and worry about it, which is really what she has a husband for.']

Sounds like Jammies isn't fulfilling his duties.

Max, I"m sorry to hear about your ex's health issue, and your worry about it. Hope she recovers, and all worries are alleviated.

['I am of course, ridiculous, and worry about it

Not so ridiculous, mainly because I do the same and I'm perfectly normal. There's history and linkage between us no matter that things came apart, and enough time has passed for both of us to have lost active animosity.

Hmmm. I still miss the days when I could provide comfort and secure unconditional love just by sticking a boob in someone'smouth.

Di, it sounds like B knows how to be the perfect baby. Maybe you should stick your boob in her mouth.

Sounds like a great liveblogging opportunity.

12: Yes, but sometimes I'm called to do so right in the middle of commenting. It can really cramp my style.

Where's apostropher to respond to 12?

16: I know. I was going to, but I figured I'd be a m/nsch and save it for him.