Re: Hawaiian Punch has it good

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You could probably have it from Unfogged.
Not that it would do you any good.
Eventually they get bigger and you get to sleep.
(Then they get to be teenagers and you're sleepless for other reasons.)


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 5:51 PM
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Then there's the whole breast-the-size-of-your-head angle.


Posted by: Hamilton-Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:06 PM
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I was going to say that HP doesn't even know what breasts are for, but probably that's not true.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:18 PM
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Then there's the whole breast-the-size-of-your-head angle.

And the "you look grouchy, how about I press my giant tits into your face and make you feel all better."


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:47 PM
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And the "just let go and shit and piss in your clothes" ... well, briefly liberating, anyway.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:51 PM
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4: Mummy, you're smothering me?

Soon HP's head will bigger than any breast readily to hand or mouth, and nothing will ever be the same again.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:52 PM
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Plus I bet that, like me, you'd be the PERFECT BABY and not even cry if someone wanted to let you sleep by yourself.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 6:56 PM
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4: And the "you look grouchy, how about I press my giant tits into your face and make you feel all better."

Strangely, I'd have liked ex-person to do that, but it always seemed like I wound doing things like shoveling up vomit from the floor.

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Ex-person has a current medical issue: couldn't swallow at all (don't start); they thought it was her perpetually malfunctioning thyroid. But not a cancer. But not a swelling mass that would excuse removal and a permanant solution to the thyroid escapades either. Damn. Nope, it's something else.... unknown. Whee.
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max
['I am of course, ridiculous, and worry about it, which is really what she has a husband for.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 7:00 PM
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Sounds like Jammies isn't fulfilling his duties.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 7:12 PM
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Max, I"m sorry to hear about your ex's health issue, and your worry about it. Hope she recovers, and all worries are alleviated.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 7:47 PM
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['I am of course, ridiculous, and worry about it

Not so ridiculous, mainly because I do the same and I'm perfectly normal. There's history and linkage between us no matter that things came apart, and enough time has passed for both of us to have lost active animosity.


Posted by: Biohazard | Link to this comment | 06-29-09 8:50 PM
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Hmmm. I still miss the days when I could provide comfort and secure unconditional love just by sticking a boob in someone'smouth.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 7:43 AM
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Di, it sounds like B knows how to be the perfect baby. Maybe you should stick your boob in her mouth.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 7:59 AM
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Sounds like a great liveblogging opportunity.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 8:12 AM
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12: Yes, but sometimes I'm called to do so right in the middle of commenting. It can really cramp my style.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 8:14 AM
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Where's apostropher to respond to 12?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 8:16 AM
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16: I know. I was going to, but I figured I'd be a m/nsch and save it for him.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 06-30-09 8:20 AM
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