Re: I heah that twain a-comin'...

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"I shot a man in Weno, just to watch him die..." Disturbing Adorable Disturbing Huh.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 7:56 PM
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Cut your hair, hippie.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 7:59 PM
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I shot a man in Weno,

Probably would've been a better post title.

Also, before Facebook I never would have known I had the type of students who post bible quotes as their status updates.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:07 PM
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I mean, I wouldn't have known that I had so many of that type of student.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:07 PM
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Awesome.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:09 PM
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During my relatively short addiction to Mafia Wars on FB, during which I recruited 600+ strangers to be "in my mafia," I was amazed at how many people do this and how many "likes" they got. Good grief--I'm an atheist, and you don't see me posting pithy Dawkins quotes all over the place. Just shut the fuck up about it already and we can all get along.

Also, how many people need to say loony shit about liberals/Dems/Obama/gays/health-care reform/etc? I mean, just going completely out of their way to be nasty. Makes me hate people.


Posted by: Chopper | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:15 PM
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I've got a pretty cocooned circle, I'm not ashamed to say, Although the one HS freind in there recently said positive things about Atlas Shrugged*, so that was disappointing.

* "You can really see it in things that are happening today." NO YOU CAN'T ARGH!!!!!


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:42 PM
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Makes me hate people.

But the flying spaghetti monster still loves you, Chopper.

Here's the same kid doing a blues jam. I was a little worried he was going to start singing about squeezing his lemon or peeping in a seafood store or something like that, but fortunately there's no singing.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:45 PM
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Here's a c. 7 year old's adaptation of "Cocaine".


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 8:50 PM
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I'm worried that youtube is creating a whole new generation of maladjusted child stars.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 9:06 PM
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PK was all, "that's kind of disturbing, watching a little kid sing about killing people."
Me: "WHAT?! You're always talking about wanting to blow things up or stab people!"
PK: "I don't talk about *shooting* them!"


Posted by: Bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 9:09 PM
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What kid wouldn't be disturbed at the prospect of bringing a knife to a gunfight, B?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 9:54 PM
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No way that's a boy. Unless it's the long-lost blonde child of Prince Valiant.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 10:16 PM
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I'm worried that youtube is creating a whole new generation of maladjusted child stars.

Yeah, but at internet speed so they will have peaked, fallen into the unknown, hit rock bottom, and bounced back (detox optional) all before they're 18.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 10:18 PM
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Oh my god, I watched this not 20 minutes ago with friends and was rushing to post it. Ridiculous! (In an adorable sense).


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 10:34 PM
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This diapered kid singing, dancing and "strumming" along to System of a Down puts on a pretty good show. A little overlong, however.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 10:45 PM
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Here's the same kid doing a blues jam

pffft, whatever.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 10:49 PM
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16: I suspect the wee one is imitating mom and/or dad's own rockout session, which makes it all the more entertaining.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 11:00 PM
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how old is he


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 07-28-09 11:28 PM
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something I did not know:

"Bam-bam," Lynch noted, is a slang term for cocaine in the parlance of Colombian drug traffickers.


Posted by: lemmy caution | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 12:25 AM
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There's a 10 year old kid does various swing and bossa tunes on guitar on youtube. She has a nice pure voice, but her guitar playing is really good. That type of stuff is _really_ hard to play smoothly.

Bossa:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT8uUq1Hyv8 [How Insensitive]

Swing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZklaNkWySY
[I Got Rythm -- the playing on the double tempo bit after the middle is great for a kid that age]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl-G0QBkbN8 [Them There Eyes]



Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 1:19 AM
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1: Sums it up for me completely. The thread could end there.
11: BSLABPHDICTIPAOWH.
21: I love "I Got Rhythm". She's really good.


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 3:36 AM
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before Facebook I never would have known I had the type of students who post bible quotes as their status updates.

I know the bible reasonably well, but I just don't think I generally lead the sort of life that lends itself to being described with bible quotes.

Ajay is 1 Kings i 1-2.

Or, on a bad day, 1 Kings 18 xxix.
Or Genesis iii.15.


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 4:22 AM
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Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 5:31 AM
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22.2: JRKHTSAMA.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 5:45 AM
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25: SaEPfTJ&IINDfBaA.


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 5:53 AM
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23: The one that prompted me to write that comment yesterday wasn't actually a bible verse but something like:

Jane Smith I get down, and He picks me up! and I get down, and He picks me up! and I get down, and He picks me up!

Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 6:56 AM
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ILCD.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:07 AM
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Jane Smith I get down, and He picks me up! and I get down, and He picks me up! and I get down, and He picks me up!

Stop doing that Jesus, I'm trying to get some fucking sleep here.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:30 AM
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27: are you sure that isn't a Chumbawumba lyric?


Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:30 AM
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I get knocked up! And I get down again! I don't let anybody knock me up!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:31 AM
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He takes a water drink, he makes a wine drink! He takes a water drink, he makes a wine drink!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:32 AM
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27: Maybe it's just a recurrent capitalization error and she is just talking about some dude. Eg, a friend of mine was with this guy named Chris for years and I routinely misspelled that as "Christ.". "Christ fails to see you for who you really are.". "Christ is never going to love you as you deserve to be loved." "It annoys the crap out of me the way. Christ is constantly reminding you of every little fault."


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:35 AM
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Further to 33, the problem was not solved by her moving on to a guy named Stan.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:37 AM
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Satan is never going to love you as you deserve to be loved.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:39 AM
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S(a)tan told such beautiful lies.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:44 AM
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I go down to get up, I go up to get down
I do anything to keep my head spinning round...

Posted by: OFE | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:46 AM
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When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go: downtown.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 7:49 AM
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33: That's pretty funny, even to a guy who calls theology a literature of unrequited love, written by the loved.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 8:51 AM
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S(a)tan told such beautiful lies.

Did you know that puppies are made of ice cream and joyfulness? Fact.


Posted by: S(a)tanley | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 9:38 AM
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21: that kid is awesome.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 10:13 AM
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But this is impressive in its way as well.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 10:16 AM
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42: That is cool. And it's in a fun time signature to boot!


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 10:20 AM
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theology a literature of unrequited love, written by the loved

Now this I like.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 11:28 AM
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44: I'd be pretty proud of it myself if it didn't seem like the kind of thing that somebody must have come up with years ago.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 11:46 AM
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Congratulations, Jesu, you're really starting to piss me off, you fucking cunt.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 3:36 PM
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b, send me an e-mail, will you? My computer died, taking with it your various addresses.


Posted by: ari | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 3:48 PM
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My computer died a while back too. Fucking sucks, doesn't it? Email en route.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 07-29-09 3:51 PM
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46: KTHXB. *waves*


Posted by: Jesurgislac | Link to this comment | 07-30-09 4:15 AM
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