Re: The role of semantics in sheep-herding

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I submit that SB is secretly Brion Gysin's ghost and that Unfogged has always been the intricate and statistically unlikely outcome of an ongoing cut-up.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 1:43 PM
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I'm guessing that it's a text translated by Babelfish through a half-dozen languages and back into English. The source is either the Gospel of Thomas, The French Laundry Cookbook or Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:00 PM
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I am happy with 2's explanation. Quite happy.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:04 PM
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All theremin anticoagulamabobs

An orchestra? A blood-thinner? A kind of tomato?


Posted by: peep | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:09 PM
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Designated thing of a certain specification Hitomi where it can add that pursues should be stopped, your fact which is shown is pursued. When they find, that is obstructed. Perhaps, when they obstruct, control you are surprised completely.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:09 PM
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(Good news of Tomasu, Logion 2)


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:10 PM
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1) Sheep
2) Goatsex
3) Comment
4) No comment
5) Yes
6) Healthcare
7) Double Sooper Sekrit Ultra-Clever Megaplan! Defeat is Victory! Victory is Defeat!
8) Purity of Essence, Essence of... PURITY
9) ONE MORE MOUTH TO FEED IS ONE MORE MOUTH TO FEED

max
['You can get what you want and still not be very happy.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:11 PM
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Theories:

1. Standpipe has his hands on a real life spam text generator.

2. Standpipe has deveped a keyboard-specific form of Wernicke's aphasia


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:29 PM
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An example from the Wikipedia link in 8:

It was too breakfast, but they came from far to near.
I want to open a diner just so I can print this on the cover of the menu.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:34 PM
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It was too breakfast

How could anything be too breakfast? Even something that was none-more-breakfast would still be completely delicious, I'd wager.

Or perhaps it's a retort to the assertion "that wasn't breakfast!".


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:37 PM
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I can't believe you guys haven't figured it out already.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:41 PM
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How could anything be too breakfast?

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:41 PM
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I don't see how this is about Mexican food.


Posted by: JRoth | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:51 PM
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Nadie puede comer cincuenta huevos.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:53 PM
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This time I resolve to go slowly. This time I resolve to take up too much space.

SB's a fat family at the mall?


Posted by: Mo MacArbie | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:55 PM
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2: In grad school I knew a guy who would take English translations of Roman elegy, run them through Babelfish into German or Japanese or whatever, run that back into English, and then post them for comments at a country-music songwriter group.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 2:56 PM
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16: That's hilarious.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:03 PM
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16 is pretty awesome.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:05 PM
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I played a theremin Saturday night.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:12 PM
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11: I can't believe you guys haven't figured it out already.

That's way like too much breakfast; if I whirl at tilt-a-wheels enough, something will come to my house.

max
['As it has, several times.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:14 PM
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There was another NYT article about unfogged, and Neb was busy?


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:23 PM
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This time I resolve to go slowly. This time I resolve to take up too much space.

This does feel familar, the end of a novel or story, Beckett or Robbe-Grillet or some modernist unreliable narrator work. Rotation Method. Something.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:28 PM
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Gotta be this.


Posted by: piminnowcheez | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:40 PM
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It's a song lyric, right?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 3:54 PM
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24 seems right. My googling is fruitless googling. I'll kick it off by translating into songish fragments.

OK. This time I resolve to go slowly.
All right, I'm gonna take my time now

This time I resolve to take up too much space.
I'm gonna explode / I'm bigger than my body

The anticipation thing is the only problem.
The waiting is the hardest part

At last, I suppose, that there is nothing for it except practice and more practice.
In the end you gotta work it

All theremin anticoagulamabobs.
???

This seemed to mean that I am (was?) generous.
Looked like I'm giving

I must have grown stingy in the meanwhile.
My heart got cold

I think, actually, that this method could be quite effective.
I think it's gonna work out / Gonna get it right this time

It remains to be seen if it is, in practice, faster.
Don't know how long it's gonna take

That remind anyone of anything?


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:16 PM
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I can't believe you guys haven't figured it out already.

You can say to me in English.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:22 PM
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All theremin anticoagulamabobs.
???

Is musical interlude.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:29 PM
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I mean instrumental.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:30 PM
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If this is from a translation engine it has been really cleaned up. They usually look like this:

I am looking for a new refrigerator. I will have a large table SENAI cookies. I have owned. You can enjoy the path of the kick. You can see me dance. Also, I learn from them. Here I was looking for trouble. Now here is the Super Bowl shuffle, I do not.


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:31 PM
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I assume the translation engine is Bridgeplate's own mind. And yes, k-sky's thing does remind of something. I assume the sheep-herding reference is relevant.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:35 PM
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"Pastor" also means "shepherd".


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:39 PM
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New advertising signs [proi]4[stamenoy] 10 for Delta Airlines - on 16 July 1987.

10. Delta: We'? ; Amtrak re with feathers.
9. Delta: Links frequent that is avoided program of our precision.
8. Delta: It is informed the regulations l'? us? friendly.
7. Noisy engines? We'? ; tour '? l? finally the support distant!
6. Delta: Champagne encomiastic in the free fall.
5. Appreciate the film in the flight in l'? plane apart from you.
4. Delta: The children will like our [diogkosimes] slippings.
3. Delta: Think It'? ; if easy s, it takes clean your [xameno] plane!
2. Delta: Are our pilots terminalement imperfection and n'? has nothing it loses.
1. Delta: We could unload in your road!


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:41 PM
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27, 28: I thought the same and, given the recent Beach Boys post, looked to see if it was any of the BB's theremin-incorporating songs. None seems to fit.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:50 PM
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None of the Beach Boys' songs incorporate the theremin.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:51 PM
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Neb, the Japanese for "tannerin" is "theremin anticoagulamabobs".


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:52 PM
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The tannerin is an electro-theremin. To call it a theremin seems just fine when writing colloquially, I say.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 4:56 PM
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Hmm. Comments on this YouTube theramin performance are surprisingly positive. I'm not so impressed. I understand the difficulty, but if that's as good as it gets, then I'm still not impressed.

Is that a theramin in the closing music to the Simpsons' halloween episodes?


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:00 PM
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Maybe this would be more to your liking, heathen.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:02 PM
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37: depends on your taste, I guess.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:04 PM
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Awesome.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:04 PM
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Well, darn.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:05 PM
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The music of my link and yours are both OK, it's just the theramin performance that I think kind of sucks.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:07 PM
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performances, I should say.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:09 PM
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Ack.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:09 PM
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I think Theramin is a cold medicine. Maybe that's the problem.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:09 PM
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You should spell the instrument's name properly, as well.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:09 PM
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AHA!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:10 PM
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The best theremin stuff is Clara Rockmore, imho.

More this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZQi2m7i9Y

And young Rockmore was pretty striking looking.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:10 PM
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Maybe that's the problem.

I hear it used to be better before they changed the ingredients so teenagers couldn't make meth from it.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:10 PM
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45 to 44.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:11 PM
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Rockmore has much better pitch than the other two, but uses a bit much vibrato for my taste. But then again, so do 99% of opera singers.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:14 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s-aXtrrdpU

Pretty great for a beer ad.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:14 PM
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The other two?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:15 PM
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Noted rock band Barbez includes a diminutive theremin player.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:16 PM
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That is one freaky video.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:17 PM
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53: Yes, the other two theremin videos linked on the thread as of my comment 51.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:18 PM
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Sifu and I posted the same video, and the one you posted also features Clara Rockmore.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:19 PM
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Ahh, that's true. Well, she sucked in the first one then.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:21 PM
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Theremin really ain't got much on a Musical Saw


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:24 PM
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Alison Goldfrapp takes a different approach to theremin.

From about 3min 45 in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEp6MH_uLw8


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:26 PM
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I have a theremin. It's hard to play. I tried to teach myself by watching Clara Rockmore videos, but they're no substitute for lessons. I can do a pretty on-key Happy Birthday though.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:26 PM
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You can put sheep to sleep with a theremin.

max
['That lets you get them onto the trebuchet without a hassle.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:31 PM
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60: Interesting technique she's got.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:32 PM
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60: It's like a cross between a cello and a clarinet: you can put it on your crotch and in your mouth.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:34 PM
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This post is driving me insane.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:35 PM
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I ask again: is there a theremin in this video?


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:36 PM
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Actually, this was more the one I was thinking of.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:38 PM
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re: 67

It's definitely intended to sound like one, although it's probably a cheap synth.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:40 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6nv0iDrAis&feature=related

That's some pretty impressive saw playing.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:41 PM
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69: I'm impressed.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:44 PM
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The Simpsons' Halloween episodes feature the ondes martenot rather than the theremin. I know this only because I went to one of those lecture-concerts to hear Messaiaen's Turangalila (which was fucking awesome).


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:53 PM
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71 continued...and the conductor explained that Matt Groening was a huge Messaiaen and ondes martenot fan, and asked one of the, like, four professional ondes martenot players to play for his soundtrack. I am sure that the ondes martenot player was thrilled to get the work.


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 5:55 PM
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71, 72: Now I want one.


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 6:01 PM
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This piece engineered in the late sixties with extreme stereo, listened to with headphones, is what convinced me that classical was the best acid music.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 6:06 PM
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I while ago I bought a Naxos disc of ondes martenot compositions. Some (but not all) of the music is interesting, rather than good. But there are a few nice pieces.

http://www.naxos.com/catalogue/item.asp?item_code=8.555779

Also, iirc, Radiohead have made use of the ondes martenot.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 6:16 PM
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Messaiaen

Got this book that says music is absolutely abstract and cannot represent. Cannot even represent emotion. Programme music is not necessarily bad music, it is impossible music, not doing what it says it is doing. The only Pines of Rome are in the title.

And, I think, the psychedlic experiments of say side 2 of Anthem of the Sun are closer to Webern or musique concrete than Respighi or De Falla(?).

So, coming from the psych to Olivier, I didn't hear any freaking birdcalls. Of course, by the logic, it is impossible to describe what I did hear instead, except perhaps in a numerical language that obfuscates more than reveals(A flat followed by F"...)


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 6:58 PM
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Georgia On My Mind available here.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 6:59 PM
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I dunno, Bob---I heard birdcalls in Thurangalila. (I also heard what the presence of God in the universe sounded like to Messaiaen, but that's another matter. I hear God in music a lot.)


Posted by: Jackmormon | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 7:13 PM
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78:The Treachery of Images

In Messaiaen I heard a fierce and passionate mathematicism, the music of the spheres, and felt religious ecstasy and caritas. I grew to believe they were related.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 7:37 PM
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Got this book that says music is absolutely abstract and cannot represent.

Profound silliness in the service of dogmatism. Tone painting has been used in settings since the plainchant era; birdsong especially has been part of representation in music for five centuries at least.

In Messaiaen I heard a fierce and passionate mathematicism, the music of the spheres, and felt religious ecstasy and caritas. I grew to believe they were related.

And you were right! But you already knew that from hearing J.S. Bach.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 7:56 PM
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The ondes martenot is also what is often mistaken for a theramin in "Good Vibrations," no?


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 8:48 PM
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81: No, it's an instrument variously called electro-theremin and tannerin. (See 33-36 (or not).)


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 9:27 PM
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Ah. I had skimmed and missed the point of that little exchange.

Seems like the tannerin is mighty similar to the ondes martenot.


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 9:32 PM
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Bartok's music for strings percussion and celesta is pretty trippy. Also the tuning-up bit in Mozart's Jupiter.


Posted by: lw | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 9:45 PM
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83.2: I'm not sure what exactly distinguishes one from the other, given that each comes in several different forms. Also, pace nosflow, the New Grove considers the electro-theremin/tannerin a theremin.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 9:49 PM
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Sure, but what do they know?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 9:56 PM
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I still want an explanation of the post. You know, the kind that would be on Standpipe's blog.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 10:39 PM
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Um, essear, how does one explain that which means nothing?


Posted by: Entity | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:02 PM
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Your certainty that it means nothing might be misplaced. Its origin or method of composition might be interesting. And so on and so forth.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:04 PM
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88: I think something like k-sky's 25 is probably right, and the post is likely a paraphrase of some pretty recognizable text like a song. But I can't figure out what.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:05 PM
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Nosflow couldn't believe that we hadn't figured it out by 11, so it's likely something well-known. But to whom? It may or may not be a song lyric, the possibility of which has—significantly?—not been disavowed. I suspect that once one has understood the first line, the rest will be immediately revealed.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:13 PM
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The clues are all there. It's the New Grove entry for Olivier Messiaen.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:18 PM
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Nosflow couldn't believe that we hadn't figured it out by 11, so it's likely something well-known.

Assuming we can take nosflow's 11 at face value. This is an assumption I'm reluctant to make.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:29 PM
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"I Got My Mind Set On You" has a few correspondences.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:30 PM
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Assuming we can take nosflow's 11 at face value.

True! The whole thing could be a fool's errand.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:33 PM
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The Google results for the phrase "resolve to go slowly" are amusing.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-17-09 11:41 PM
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96: Ha!


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 12:20 AM
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64 to all the good things in life.

96: A Google search string that recently brought someone somewhat inexplicably to my obscure personal corner of the Internet was "humping it went right in". All I could think was, well, bless their heart.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 9:23 AM
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OK, Standpipe, I give up. What's this about?


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 12:11 PM
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Flowbee!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 12:16 PM
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99: It's about Mexican food.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 12:16 PM
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I wrote the source text years ago for a purpose entirely other than to be a piece of automatic writing. It's a cut-up of a piece of automatic writing that's had all explicit references to its original topic edited out. Cancerous growths in the President's colon. Because, perhaps, they are more aesthetically pleasing, so I don't count them as being of the same nature.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:07 PM
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Let's kill him.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:14 PM
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After reading SB's explanation, I found myself remain in doubt.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:14 PM
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And neb.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:15 PM
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104: But actually, yes I agree with you on that, especially given the last two sentences.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:16 PM
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Take care what you agree with.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:17 PM
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105 to 107. But last minute reprieve by the governor for providing the link.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:21 PM
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I wrote the source text years ago for a purpose.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:25 PM
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I'm not sure if I enjoy it more or the same, now that I know what it is.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:26 PM
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Truly, you people lack Dada.

max
['It doesn't matter! It's an empty toilet with a spinner on it!']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:37 PM
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105 to 111, also.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 3:43 PM
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In honor of SB's achievement, and because I haven't linked to it in so long, let's all watch Primiti Too Taa.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 4:19 PM
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113: I love Primiti Too Taa! I sometimes just walk around saying it, like the loon that I am.


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 4:27 PM
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Imagine my delight when one of my daughters said, many weeks after I'd showed them the film and apropos nothing in particular, "Primiti too taa, nnz kkr muu!" I should ask her to do it again, so I can use it as my ringtone.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 4:36 PM
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Fümms bö wo tää zää Uu.


Posted by: Cecily | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 4:52 PM
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Vroom Va Va Te!!
vroom va va te.

Bonus points for Ed Ackerman.


Posted by: Jimmy Pongo | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 5:54 PM
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Where is everybody? Obsessively watching Primiti Too Taa, I'll wager. You can listen to Schwitters reciting the entire Ursonate here.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 6:14 PM
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105 to 111, also.

Oh, well, who the fuck is getting killed here exactly? I didn't take this shit seriously; it's not my fault you did.

max
['Here, have a toilet plunger.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 7:15 PM
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So far, SB, you and neb (maybe).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 7:21 PM
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Eh. I still say it's a song, and now it's on Standpipe to figure out which one.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 7:57 PM
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In a thread that occurred just before Standmixer Bridgeloan put up this post, text and someone else start commenting in semi-gibberish. Whereupon this post appear not but a coupla hours later.

Might those two occurences have something to do with each other?

Hrmm. The world will never know.

max
[' OooOOooOOOoOOOowweeeeoOOOOOooooweeeOOOOwwweeeOOOOOweee']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-18-09 10:56 PM
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Wait, so it is a cut-up? Well, tie my hands and call me Percival.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:29 AM
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It's not a cut-up.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:54 AM
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You couldn't just say you're not into that kind of thing? Fine. Be that way.


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:55 AM
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That is, there was no aleatory element to its production.


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In fact, the whole thing is frightfully linear. I wrote the source text years ago.


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Don't get me wrong, I like the thing and if I understand correctly how it was produced, am amused at how it reads. As one of the few active commentators around at the time that the method was "revealed", I took it upon myself to voice what I believed would be the kneejerk reaction of the broader community. In retrospect my assessment may have been a bit harsh. Unfortunately, it is too late to change the punishment. "This court has never held," Justice Scalia wrote, "that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is 'actually' innocent."


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:51 AM
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I get the impression that SB wrote the source text years ago.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:53 AM
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I wrote it for a purpose, neb.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:55 AM
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They're all off, some antics and cheap pudding.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:40 PM
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The troll in your buttocks is itchy hurting.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:48 PM
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That rolling orb attacks: is it my birthing?


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:00 AM
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It turns you blue with floppy hat—it's your Smurfing.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:03 AM
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I posted bail for a lusty mystic. Arousing.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:08 AM
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The mystic's entranced cries woke you up. A rousting.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:10 AM
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Have you heard? The redactor's sole vice was peeping.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:22 AM
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He was so glad at having grown into his glasses he was practically leaping.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:25 AM
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He leapt over trees. He could clear a low pine.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:30 AM
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He heard an ant wheeze. He could hear a pine low.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:34 AM
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When older, he was a boater, and emptied his bloated bladder when low tide brought an odor.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:39 AM
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He found being a hat more purely phatic, at an eye's soundless batting donned or downed, automatic.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:47 AM
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And when he was eighty, his brim grew so weighty, it drowned white his locks brown and choked down the hot sound -- doors pwned him somatic up the erratic attic.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:43 AM
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And if there was a problem, yo he solved it, while others checked out the hook while his dj revolved it.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:50 AM
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to the extent I'm writing verse, then I'm versing/ when I lactate, give me a kid, then I'm nursing.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 08-22-09 12:58 PM
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