Re: Drudge

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Sometimes, a list of captions makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe. That is a list of captions.

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Is the link SFW?

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It's fine, nothing vulgar there. Just hilarious.

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You (and Labs) really thought they were funny?

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Yeah, not so much on the funny. But I appreciate the link anyway. I'm going to go ahead and admit it: especially after hearing her voice, I think Maureen Dowd is dead sexy.

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I'm with Bridgeplate. The first three or four, I could see maybe a light chuckle. After that--eh, with a sprinkling of yeesh here and there.

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Overly long perhaps, but I thought a handful were rather funny. Perhaps I'm being too charitable. Or the novocaine from the dentist this morning is messing with my head.

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See, I would think she was sexy, but she's too damn smart and successful. That's just a huge turnoff.

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Sorry, I'm with SB, too (although thanks for 3).

Maureen Dowd sexy? Only if I'd never read a word she'd written.

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So who should we try to set her up with? Ben Wolfson? Ogged? Mark Kleiman?

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There's a lot of filler, but the high points justified the link, in my view. The one about Rather was good, as was the jab at TimesSelect. I also liked the quiche, even though that's a tired dig.

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I'm with Armsmasher. I've had a crush on her ever since they switched to the most recent photo on her columns.

Definitely the hottest current NYT columnist.

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Yeah, the Times Select thing was comedy gold people! Sheesh!

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baa, are you ridiculing me or agreeing with me? I can never tell. Bonus points if you say "false dichotomy!" in response.

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Now Gail Collins who edits the whole page -- that's teh hott.

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Now Gail Collins who edits the whole page -- that's teh hott.

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I think Saiselgy shows the flaw in Dowd's premise. It's really much more of a continuum. Somewhat smart and successful = turnoff. Smart and successful enough to offer you a job = hott.

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We should set Saiselegy up with Dowd. He could be her boy-toy, and we could get constant updates on their relationship via gawker, wonkette, and the superficial. Hell, if they'll let us videotape it, we might be able to get some money from Fox for it.

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How did we gain the power to set up anyone with Dowd, Saiselgy (though I might like SCMT's version with "elegy " in it better) or otherwise? Can we use this power for good, rather than evil?

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Yeah, Becks has this right. Read this Dowd profile and you'll see that she only seems to date men (John Tierney, Aaron Sorkin, Michael Douglas, Leon Wieseltier) who are too successful to be able to benefit from her connections.

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DeLong to Krugman to Dowd. And if she's dated either Tierney or Wieseltier (or, come to that, Douglas), she's not precisely picky. And we could refer to Saiselgy as "Hollywood heir, Saiselgy" from now on.

But really, this should go nowhere without Murdoch's sponsorship of the whole event.

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Fontanta, I was agreeing! Agreeing! And as a neocon, I am committed to Manichaen oppositions: no dichotomies are ever false. Why do you hate America?

Also, while I wouldn't globally recommend Steve Sailer, it's pretty funny that he keeps referring to Dowds' articles as the continuing series "I Hate Men! (Why, Oh, Why Didn't a Man Ever Marry Me?)"

And Wehttam Saiselgy is correct that the explanation works both ways. Yes, it's true that many men are loath to 'date up' either in status or in age; but likewise many women are loath to date down. The dating plight of successful women can largely be explained by high standards. While Maureen cruises the limited pool of men who are unmarried, 55, and filthy rich, her target 50-something male I-banker happily bangs anyone with a pulse, a skirt, and a valid driver's license.

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and a valid driver's license.

Posted by baa

This would likely exclude many young foreigners, so I doubt it's true.

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looks like I copied/pasted a bit too much.

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While I hate to defend Dowd even a little (I'm not terribly keen on her as a columnist, and complaining that nobody loves you does make you look like an ass) I can sort of see her point in one regard. Being powerful, and successful, and professionally accomplished are actively attractive if you're a man -- a single man with Dowd's resume wouldn't have any trouble getting all the romantic attention he wanted. For a woman, it's not a drawback, mostly, but no one's out there lusting after her because she's got an Op-Ed column in the Times. So, while I doubt that men are fleeing her because she's too smart and strongwilled for them, they also aren't flocking to her because of her accomplishments; her male peers, on the other hand, almost certainly have 'groupies'. I could see how the difference there could make a woman cranky after a while.

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I have a of Dowd on TV opposite William Safire where she looked, well, ghoulish. Really bad makeup. There is no possibility of me ever thinking her hot after that.

her male peers, on the other hand, almost certainly have 'groupies'.

Maybe Krugman, because he's incendiary. But the others? Friedman? Tierny? Kristoff? I suppose crazier things happen.

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At least her lack of success in dating gives her more time to do all the rigorous research that goes into each and everyone one of her columns.

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Kotsko, that's superb.

But LB is right. A successful, attractive, connected 55 year old guy in NYC has to beat 'em off with a stick. That must be galling for Dowd. Too bad men and women aren't the same. That why we need Leon Kass given seminars on courtship at campuses nationwide.

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This seems like a good question for us males: Is there any position which makes a woman more attractive to you?

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If anyone "ATM"s that, I'll punch them.

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I apparantly construed "peers" too narowly in 26.

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Michael, you're gonna have to rephrase, 'cuz as written, all I'm coming up with are crudities. (E.g.: Yes, the one you took in your Frappr picture.)

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But the others? Friedman? Tierny? Kristoff? I suppose crazier things happen.

I don't know a thing about any of their personal lives -- I'm generalizing madly. I'm just certain that the words "I have a column twice a week on the Op-Ed page of the Times" would be actively useful for attracting women; the natural response would be the head-tilt, eyelash-bat, "That must be so fascinating! Tell me, what's it like?", even if coming from an objectively repulsive person. I just don't see men responding the same way. Kissinger, rather than Albright, was the grotesque-looking Sec. of State who said "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac," -- I somehow doubt that men, whether of higher or lower status, were coming on to Albright because of her position.

(This does not mean that anyone owes Dowd a date, or that I see this as a gender inequity that needs to be remedied. Just that I could see how, in her position, I could get cranky.)

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I just can't picture any human females giggling conspiratorially at some Starbucks where a lot of recent immigrants from central Asia tend to hang out: "Oh my God -- is that? No... Ohmygodohmygod -- it is! Thomas Friedman! [waving] Mr. Friedman! Mr. Friedman!"

Then they flash him.

I'll go on record as saying that I would date Maureen Dowd if she didn't mind a long-distance thing and didn't mind paying for dinner most of the time. Her columns aren't that great, but it's not like I'm shitting gold over at my blog every day, and I don't even have a word limit.

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A successful, attractive, connected 55 year old guy in NYC has to beat 'em off with a stick.

Whatever happened to just using a nicely warmed hand, maybe some lube?

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Dude...

Guys...

You think Dowd's hot??

Less TiVo, more going out.

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32. I'm beginning to think the question was silly. I am really fuzzy-headed right now.

I was thinking 36, but was being wussy about it.

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Dowd is a redhead, which brings her up quite a bit. I don't know if I'd go so far as to say hott, but when the competition is Ann Coulter...

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Coulter's got better legs.

And better taste in shoes.

Dowd does have nice hair, though.

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Coulter's got the batshit-rabid-insane thing, though.

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That's a plus?

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Dowd is looking good for someone in her fifties. Lets see Krugman date a movie star.

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Well my feeling is that if A-list pundits have lots of groupies (as hypothesized in 33) then I ought to have at least some groupies. But not so much. Ergo, there are no Tom Friedman groupies.

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Dowd looks great for someone in her fifties. And, as also noted previously, she's a redhead. Gail Collins, though, Saiselgy? She just looks like my aunt.

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Looks like your aunt, sure, but does your aunt decide who gets to write op-eds for The New York Times? See 17. David Shipley won't return my emails and I can't even spell properly. Sleeping my way to the top is the only hope.

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When Tom Friedman spoke at my graduation, the women swooned.

This may have been because of the mid-90's heat and the graduation gowns.

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Anyone have a picture of Friedman driving a Lexus over an olive tree? With a caption reading: "One way to flatten the world"?

That's probably not funny, but it's at least as not funny as the Drudge Dowd caption suggestions.

I know, the thread has moved on to discussing the relative - and I stress the word relative - hotness of Times columnists, but not being among the Select I cannot afford to have an opinion on the subject.

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David Brinkley spoke at my graduation ('92). I think he'd been hitting the bloody marys pretty hard that morning. Had a bit of a problem staying on topic.

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Coulter's got better legs. And better taste in shoes.

And an adam's apple. But to each her own.

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Does anyone have a picture of an olive tree driving a Lexus over Friedman? With a caption reading:"One way to make Tom Freidman stop repeating corporate executives views on globalization"? I would wear a t-shirt emblazoned with it. I might even pay for such a t-shirt. The market should now produce one, right?

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Coulter vs. Dowd: Dowd's arm bones don't stick out through her skin, either, or if they do she's smart enough to cover them up.

Now, can anyone here explain what "Less TiVo" is supposed to mean? I've lost my, er, grip on the metaphor.

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I don't think there's a consistent meaning for "less TiVo".

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The meaning is: more TiVo.

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certainly not a morally consistent meaning- I ouldn't wish less TiVo on my worst enemy...

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er... wouldn't. Unless you want to question my manhood by suggesting I couldn't.

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Maureen Dowd is not hot for a woman in a her 50s. She's a hot woman in her 50s.

However, her whole "I'd be just like Rosalind Russell in His Girl Friday if it weren't for those damned feminists!" schtick is pretty shameful.

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I agree that Coulter is rather mannish. Perhaps a good match for Ogged then?

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It's impossible to judge Dowd because her makeup is always so awful. I suspect she has bad skin, a personal bugaboo. But otherwise, clearly hott.

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57: Given that Cala was the one who liked Coulter, and that Cala likes Adam's apples in general, I think we can conclude that tall and freakishly skinny is also Cala's type. A lotta people won't get no justice tonight...

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I would be remiss in not linking to the tragic sequel.

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It's terrifying how funny this blog is, sometimes. There are comment threads that I can read again and again, like good book. It'll be sad when Unfogged dies.

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It hasn't? Aren't we all frantically trying to make out with a corpse? (No offense, Labs.)

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Ogged hasn't broken up with us! We're just seeing other blogs for a while.

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Now, now we all knew this had to happen eventually. Also, Happy Halloween.

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It's not you, it's me.

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I have found no substitute for a fully functioning Unfogged. Most of the other blogs I read are either lefty news blogs (Atrios, Kos) where the comments are excruciating or funny parenting blogs (Daddyzine, Dooce) where the comments are nonexistent.

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No, it's true, there is no substitute. How do I love thee, Unfogged? Let me count the ways....

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Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

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[He's on a roll.]

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How long do hiati last, anyway?

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There's four caesuras to a fermata, but I think that's metric, so if you want to convert to hiati you have to multiply by 9/5 and add 32....

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There's lots of posts in the archives with few or no comments. We could go bring them back up.

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Say, what about that Kerry fellow anyway? With his Vietnam record I'm sure he could take Bush.

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Ixnay on the electionway!

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I never knew this about Wesley Clark.

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Aren't we all frantically trying to make out with a corpse?

Yes, but I got tired, so I thought I'd see what was going on here instead.

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"This seems like a good question for us males: Is there any position which makes a woman more attractive to you?"

Well, my wife was, briefly, pictured on the side of a Czech beer bottle while holding foaming 'steins' of beer. Really.

Beer is teh hot.

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Being a musician.

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Regarding pundits, groupies, and sex scandals -- George Will had his own sex scandal. Really.

Wife, hot girlfriend, furniture on the front lawn, new wife (not the girlfriend), second new wife, etc.

If George can do it, any pundit can.

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I met Wesley Clark in DFW airport! Well before the election, and I didn't have the balls to ask him whether he was going to run. Also didn't have the balls to join the military after he asked me to.

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I met Wesley Clark during the election! He's short and wears some very prominent jewelry! And yet I think he could take about 10 of me. God, I miss Wesley Clark and Ogged!

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I met Wesley Clark during the election! He's short

I met Bill Clinton during the '92 election. He's gigantic - much bigger man than is apparent on television.

If George can do it, any pundit can.

Except Derbyshire.

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Re:25,

Lizardbreath,

Once again you are right on. The glory and tragedy for women is that their "hotness" arc peaks early and is based mostly on how well they can appear to be twenty five years old.

Men's hotness arc depends more on their power, meaning money and exposure, so it can peak much later.

I think to some extent this explains the similarity of young men to older woman - they both are prone to dissatisfaction, hostility and bitterness. They express these things differently, but the root cause is the same - they are not valued by society.

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59: I what now?

I'm not a fan of Dowd's writing. At all. And I think she's succumbing to an all-to-common idea; that nookie is handed out based on merit, like gold stars in elementary school.

"But I'm smart! I'm successful! I have red hair and horrible red shoes! Men must not like successful women!"

"But I'm a nice guy! I treat women well! Why do they not flock to me? Women must like abusive men!"

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I have traditionally offered my site as a suitable replacement for Unfogged at times like this.

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Hitting on the widow at a wake - nice, Adam.

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Cala,

Good points.

Nookie is similar to gold stars in one way. You can get both by figuring out what the other person wants and then giving it to them.

But if you train to be a Sumo wrestler then don't be complaining if you don't win medals for the hundred yard dash.

And vice versa.

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I think the standard is that if you say anything about Coulter that's not outright invective, it counts as 'liking'. We've got to lower the bar for her.

Agreed that Dowd is annoying and succumbing to the merit-badge theory--succumb to the Mineshaft instead! we'll treat you right--but she is nevertheless physically attractive. Got a bit of a Jodie Foster thing going on, maybe.

Kotsko: Too much philosophy. I can't get past all the serious posts.

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84 & 87 – Saiselgy wrote the best take on the distribution of sex relative to merit that I've seen.

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Who? I'm pretty sure Matthew Y. wrote that post.

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One difference between old women/young men is that the woman's arc is trending downwards. She can slow it, maybe even reverse it, but not forever. A young man's arc is generally trending upwards.

As for Saiselgy - I think he is doing fine. He has started to figure things out. He's gaining visibility and power. His sexual arc is on the way up. Things will get easier for him.

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Weiner, It's only this week -- kind of like the Unfogged reading group, but not agonizingly detailed and open-ended.

I think for this Unfogged ==> The Weblog transfer to work, you guys would have to like me personally a lot more than you currently do. Plus I'd have to completely change my blog.

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Yeah, sorry, I realized my mistake after I posted it.

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We like you! We really like you! But you will have to completely change the blog.

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Is anyone else mentally pronouncing Saiselgy's name as Wet Ham, Sausagely? Or is that just me?

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That's a lot better than how I was mentally transforming it (Witthelm Saiselegy). It's like a complimentary closing.

Sausagely,

Wet Ham.

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My mental reaction to Saiselgy here. I like yours better.

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Why do you need to pronounce it?

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Wet Ham, Sausagely

A great name for a Jew.

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Why do you need to pronounce it?

It's the volunteer work I do, reading Unfogged comment threads to the blind.

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101!

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For Protestants: wet bacon?

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I was thinking of it as Wet Him Sessigelly, "sessigel" being, perhaps, a synonym for seasonal.

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I pronounce it 'Sagely'. But not 'sage' as in 'wise', but 'sage' as in 'an herb that goes pleasantly with chicken.'

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Or pork products, as the case may be.

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SCMTim, you need to pronounce it because it invites pronunciation. If you refuse, you estrange yourself from language. Saiselgy Saiselgy Saiselgy.

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You can't seriously maintain that "Saiselgy" is intuitively harder to pronounce than "Yglesias." It's just an intrinsically odd combination of letters.

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But if you train to be a Sumo wrestler then don't be complaining if you don't win medals for the hundred yard dash.

Tripp, tell me how that doesn't translate to "If you are successful and intelligent and female and made the mistake of being educated, don't complain that the men don't like you."

Like I said, though, I don't think that Dowd's education/job/intelligence/lack of writing style is what is driving her unluckiness on the meat market. There's too many other factors, and clearly, the 20 and 30 something unfogged-commenters think she's hot, so..... maybe she needs to comment more?

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"Saiselgy": pronounced SAIZE uhl jee

(think "syzygy", only different)

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Ditto that, Toads.

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Thank you for 107. I no longer feel like the Bob Novak of Unfogged.

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Obviously the 'g' is silent in Saiselgy.

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maybe she needs to comment more

Who says she ain't? J'accuse, Cala!

109/110: The 's' is soft, just like his gentle hands.

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See, 113 disproves 43. Saiselgy has groupies, just not the kind he was hoping for.

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We already knew that.

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I would be a Sagely groupie, but he can't spell, and I've heard that's a sign of laziness.

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Look at how he spells Sagely, for goodness sake.

I'm out of the groupie market these days, but I did send in my boxtops to get the Sagely fan-club "Princess" sunvisor.

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Should have saved your points, LB, and you might've picked up a lock from Swashbuckling Sagely.

(I'm betraying a fundamental trust here, I do realize.)

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So if we suppose that the pattern of sexual attractiveness is as described above, isn't that just vastly unfair to successful men? I mean, they'll be reaching their peak attractiveness at a time of their careers and lives when to avail themselves of their attractiveness would most likely be regarded as harassment, or (if they're married) betrayal of trust.

I sympathize with highly successful men.

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The poor dears.

And oooo, a compelling picture of Black Matt, Terror of the Web.

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Why not change the spelling to Wittham Sagely, thereby reducing the recognizability of the name?

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But if you train to be a Sumo wrestler then don't be complaining if you don't win medals for the hundred yard dash.

Tripp, tell me how that doesn't translate to "If you are successful and intelligent and female and made the mistake of being educated, don't complain that the men don't like you."

Huh? It translates to: Men like women who look like they are 18-25 and fit. If you don't look like that then don't complain about your other talents not mattering. They don't matter in this arena.

Dowd is hot, for a fifty year old, but not for a 25 year old. Her photo is staged. I don't know if she missed out when she was 25, or why.

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Oh! A geek in a wig!

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slolern,

Well, yeah. Marriage is the contract that is supposed to bind both parties while they have a mismatch. The woman is sharing her youth with the man with the promise that the man will share his future power with her.

That is why men who seek and get trophy wives are disdained. They are breaking their part of the bargain.

We put all sorts of facades on this and don't really talk about it in polite society because it is too personal and potentially hurtful but it is all around us, in spades.