I like the part where the guy with the gun or whatever forces her to get on the elevator.
Can you imagine what an unbelievable pain in the ass it must be to live with somebody who refuses to touch anything?
Speaking of strange hand movements, can anybody explain Bitchin' Kitchen?
Insert joke about your ex here.
"Well, she *gets* handjobs."
For some reason it reminds me of this. Which she could do if someone helped her put it in her mouth.
Hands can be pretty revealing -- of age, health, fitness, etc. My own hands reveal that I am a clumsy oaf (inter alia, a little blue dot on one finger, courtesy of a Swiss Army knife blade tip through a sliver of wood when I was 12).
That woman is just a little more story-enthused than the average slice-of-life subject, which isn't, except perhaps in the U.K., a criminal or civil offense.
Flip do some LIVEBLOGGING on the other thread.
Okay, this woman is hilarious, and awesome.
I have to say I am impressed with the ambiguity of what the adjective 'creepy' modifies in the title of a YouTube movie.
|| Apropos of nothing, I thought you all would want to know that the potentially-datelike-encounter with my HS sweetheart proved itself pretty damned emphatically datelike. Sorry, Emerson (if you're out there) -- I'm abandoning the cause. |>
11: Awwwww, yeah: brown chicken, brown cow!
pretty damned emphatically datelike
Pitted or unpitted?
I'm sure we could get within six degrees...
18: Isn't it obvious? It was Kelvin Bacon.
Kevin Bacon is within one degree of Kelvin.
And Stanley is within one angstrom of dead donkey dicks.
Forget live blogging the other thread.
Why didnt Di live-blog her date?!?
23: will, if you need to ask, maybe you're a little out of practice.
Hurray for di!
23: He was good enough to bring me my blackberry when he went downstairs to get water: "Just in case you needed to check messages or something." Turns out, I had better things to do.
He's making me dinner tonight.
Woohoo! So tonight you'll know if he can cook, thereby answering both important questions.
thereby answering both important questions
Oh, so Cubs or White Sox was already settled? Good to know.
Isn't there also a non-libertarian test? (Fairly recent, but can't find it in the archives.)
So he's thoughtful, and he cooks. Does Rory like him?
28: Cubs.
29: In his exact words: "Yeah, I read the Fountainhead when I was 17. And then I grew up."
31: If she's met him, it would have been so long ago I don't remember. She does, however, adore his 3-year-old niece.
Also, misuse of the subjunctive case irritates the hell out of him.
32.2 That's a suspiciously good answer. Could he have cheated?
I couldn't watch more than half of that video, that woman was so annoying.
In the future, please make all videos be of Di on a date.
Also, for those of you who engage in such shenanigans as these on a more regular basis, how the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on work today?
Probably a good day to organize your files.
36: I certainly can't help you with that, but I will suggest this might not be the best place to get advice on how to concentrate on work.
So, wait, has he moved nearby? I thought he was just in town for work.
Just in town for the holidays. So not exactly picking out bridesmaid dresses or anything yet. But enjoying the hell out of the rest of the week, at the very least.
26 - I love that subtle "when he went downstairs"! Have a good week!
43: She must have a well in the basement, right? That's what I read it as. Yep.
43: Indeed. Tastefully unambiguous.
Yay, Di! Yay, Di's maybe-not-so-ex-boyfriend!
Well, we are nearing day 4 of our first date in 20 years...
Allow me to join in on the chorus of Yay for Di!
Di, haven't you got anything better to do than play with computers?
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Can someone clarify for me whether this guy is a pedagogic genius or a bit of a twat.
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To the OP: she should start an educational organization called the Boy, Some Hands! Modeling School.