Makes as much sense as flypaper theory.
better than a James Patterson novel.
We've come a long way since Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Oh, come on, I bet Cheney has infinitely more refined tastes than gang-raping beautiful people. He strikes me as more impressed by the delicate mechanisms of the thumbscrew or breaking wheel than more carnal pleasures.
Eerie how "once you go black, you don't go back" seems like the thing to say on every thread, today.
7 - clearly proteus-Cheney is already looking ahead to the next slave-gathering invasion.
I doubt Cheney would deign to participate in a gang rape. Who would be a worthy co-rapist?
Schizophrenia must really, really suck.
And how.
Gang rape chez Cheney is a one-to-many, not many-to-one, affair, redfox.
4: Snark, I guess you just haven't gotten sufficiently bored with your death-hunting industry to understand. One wearies, tu sais.
Who would be a worthy co-rapist?
Mary, I guess.
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7: Don't Iraqi Sunni refer to Iraqi Shi'a as "Persian" as an insult, even though the Iraqi Shi'a are actually Arab?
Marge: Now, Homer, its easy to make fun of the less fortunate.
Homer: Fun, too!
Who would be a worthy co-rapist?
G. Gordon Liddy.
Gang rape chez Cheney is a one-to-many, not many-to-one, affair, redfox.
In plures unum?
18: In pluribus, unum.
(Will I get here faster than w-lfs-n?)
better than a James Patterson novel.
More like a Scooter Libby novel.
Cheney doesn't have thirty goddamn dicks*, so I don't see how he could be in pluribus, but given time he could go in plures. I'm going to have to award this to Jesus, interpreted as describing the action and not the state.
*OBFarber: yes, it's true, dicks aren't the only things that can go in things.
19: Wouldn't you use the accusative, to imply "into" rather than "in?"
Thanks, w-lfs-n. In your face, oud.
The accusative would imply up to, but NOT in.
(And aren't the victims the many? And I have made his dick neuter.)
But Iraqis aren't Persian.
I knew something seemed a little off about that lawsuit.
And I have made his dick neuter.
A boon to us all, indeed.
Parental duties prevent me from further arguing over politico-sexual humor in Latin. Curses!
fuck goddamn it they stole my book. I was writing that. I have 8 chapters that fuck. damn this sucks.
25: There was a case in law school about your responsibility in tort for injuring people while in a delusional state -- the facts were that the defendant, while driving, realized s/he was Batman, and could therefore fly. And in the process of attempting to fly, drove into oncoming traffic.
The instant spontaneous reaction from the class was "But Batman can't fly!!"
5, 10
A crazy guy at the bus stop last week started talking about the Hostel movies and how that was real and that was what the Mexicans in his basement were doing ... then he started asking me if I knew that Jews were from Atlantis ...
This case is a clear loser. The government is obviously going to move to dismiss based on a claim of state's secret privilege, right?
33: long since dismissed, what of that what you will.
FWIW I don't think one is required to be making fun of this woman to appreciate this. Taken less-than-literally, it's a remarkable creative work. Her life must suck, though.
fuck goddamn it they stole my book. I was writing that. I have 8 chapters that fuck. damn this sucks.
The fiends. Must have used magic alien book-sucking tractor beams.
The instant spontaneous reaction from the class was "But Batman can't fly!!"
So I guess the defendant was liable, since even a deluded would-be Batman should've known better.
Sweet Jesus, somebody had to go and top it.
NSFW.
37: You at least owe the story of how you found that site. Some of the maps almost make sense.
37: linked in the original thread. Don't blame me!