Re: The Land of the Blueberries

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See also http://the-densons.blogspot.com/2010/02/afv-america-funniest-home-videos-woozy.html


Posted by: Clancy | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 7:54 PM
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Maybe she's just always like that.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 7:56 PM
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Off your tits on drugs Christian rap may just have singlehandedly redeemed the entirety of contermporary Christian music.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 7:59 PM
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3: Right?


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 8:13 PM
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Let us go now, you and I...


Posted by: arthegall | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 8:40 PM
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Once when I was coming off anesthesia, I insisted on naming all the Presidents backwards. I think I thought that I could clear my head by doing so. A friend of mine who was there with me told me later that I got to Wilson, stopped, and said "Goddammit, I'm trying to name all the Presidents backwards!" To which the nurse replied, "I know you are, dear."


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 8:46 PM
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5- We have lingered in the chambers of the sea, by unicorns wreathed with blueberries all around...


Posted by: persistently visible | Link to this comment | 04- 5-10 10:04 PM
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This weekend I developed a business plan which is sort of relevant. I realized that it is only a matter of time before genetic engineering allows us to create novel pets. Eventually they will be custom engineered from the ground up, but initially they will be chimeras. I believe that within the next ten to thirty years we will we a Pony/Narwhal chimera marketed to girls as a Unicorn. Demand will be very high. Parents of girls under the age of six should begin preparing now for the possibility that they will have to purchase their daughter a Unicorn. I intend to assist these parents by offering an insurance policy that will buy a Unicorn if the technology becomes available before the daughter turns 16.

So what I'm saying is: Heebie, can I interest you in Unicorn Insurance? Only $5 per month for peace of mind.


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 04- 6-10 8:28 AM
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But who would take care of my unicorn if rapture took me away?


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04- 6-10 8:33 AM
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Parents could give their children unicorns now if they just stuck a narwhal horn on a pony like they did in the olden days. The Greenland Norse survived by trading them to gullible/conniving Europeans.


Posted by: Ginger Yellow | Link to this comment | 04- 6-10 8:43 AM
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9: HP's Unicorn, Heebs. I'll take care of it. Assuming HP makes the rapture list, that is. If not, she and I and the Unicorn will fight the Anti-Christ together!


Posted by: togolosh | Link to this comment | 04- 6-10 8:59 AM
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