1

I don't want to go to there.

Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 8:52 AM

2

I was asked by my family to turn that off.

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 9:07 AM

3

I assume by "that real estate" he means federally protected wetlands, and by "my money" he means his penis.

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 9:09 AM

4

I had to watch that Natalie Portman rap again to cleanse my palate.

Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 9:16 AM

5

I cannot wait until we hear the Lonesome Rhodes-esque leaked audio of an obviously coke-rampaging Tina Fey cursing like a fishwife, complaining about her tax burden and deriding feminism as "for jealous, ugly bitches."

Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 10:10 AM

6

A fishwife?

Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 10:15 AM

7

A fishwife is one of those things you curse like, see also: trooper; sailor; etc. Is it unfamiliar to you.

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 10:41 AM

8

Does one not scream like a fishwife rather than curse like one?

Posted by: ajay | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 10:46 AM

9

I think either option is open to you.

The oyster women locked their fish up,
And trudged away to cry, No Bishop.

One of the best rhymes in English literature.

Posted by: chris y | Link to this comment | 07- 6-12 11:03 AM

10

Elsewhere in surprising musical efforts.

Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 07- 7-12 4:01 PM