Re: "Are You Going To Come Along Quietly, Or Am I Going To Have To Muss You Up?"

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Totes adorbs.


Posted by: x.trapnel | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 1:56 PM
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Terrifying.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 2:10 PM
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Awesome. Reminds me of the guy(?) who likes to perch on the fire escape outside my office window. (I know nothing about birds, they might be totally different species or something.)


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 2:30 PM
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Did your friend have to muss up the bird?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 2:47 PM
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It does look a little mussed up.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 2:50 PM
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Its parents were yelling from a tree overhead -- the authorities told him to leave it alone and the parents would cope.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 2:57 PM
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Oh damn. Buck just called to check for an update and a raccoon killed it. This is no longer a cheerful happy post. Maybe I'll unpublish it.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:04 PM
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That is sad. Hopefully they will have another egg next year.


Posted by: Natilo Paennim | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:07 PM
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Alternately, you could delete all the comments after 6, close off further comments, and those of us lame enough to have been checking Unfogged on a Saturday afternoon could swear to never reveal the gruesome ending.


Posted by: x.trapnel | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:25 PM
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7: Can't we be happy for the raccoon?


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:25 PM
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I bet the squirrels are laughing.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:28 PM
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Squirrels are always laughing, the little fuckers. They think everything's a joke.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:42 PM
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It's possible I over identify with my dog.


Posted by: Eggplant | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 3:43 PM
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But your dog is totes adorbs, so....


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 4:34 PM
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Now I'm just sad, but before I read 7 I was going to mention that the greatest sign in human history I have ever seen warned, re: a nesting area, "Hawks Attacking Humans."


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 4:35 PM
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6: Is that something endangered or do your friends call the authorities for every little thing?


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 4:38 PM
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16: Migratory birds* are illegal to (simplistically) touch.

Sad ending to the story. I would have expected the parents to better defend the fledgling against a raccoon (in day time too?)

*exceptions for things like blackbirds


Posted by: hydrobatidae | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 4:50 PM
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17: Severely illegal, as I recall, with jail terms and multi-thousand-dollar fines for scofflaws. (Note: I advocate public flogging for the assholes who shoot, trap and mutilate eagles, so I endorse such severity.)


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 4:57 PM
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14 was me, though I have no idea why my name didn't attach.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 5:40 PM
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11 Squirrels are evil. Kill them all.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 6:19 PM
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18: Then someone should call the cops on those raccoons.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 6:27 PM
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Unless the raccoons touched the birds in a non-simplistic way, I suppose.


Posted by: Benquo | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 6:28 PM
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If that was the kind of bird that kills rodents and/or pigeons, I am sorry it didn't make it. I don't know birds well. If not for the title, I'd have thought it a sparrow or something.


Posted by: Moby Hick | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 6:31 PM
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10 made me laugh and now I hate myself.


Posted by: Barry Freed | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 6:32 PM
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Great title. Loved that little guy. Sad outcome.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 7:02 PM
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That was a splendid little bird. Nature, red, etc.


Posted by: Turgid Jacobian | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 8:25 PM
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||Fuck Milosz. I'm trying my hand again at translating Treatise on Poetry (a long lyrical poem - very beautiful) and it's frustratingly difficult. I've been doing this off and on for a couple years. It's just for my own amusement and to get the greater appreciation for the language that comes with trying to translate something, but Czeszku, why do you have to make life so difficult.>|


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 10:41 PM
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Be simple my native tongue
So that all who see a word
See apple trees, the river, the turn in the road,
As they are in the flash of a summer storm

But language cannot be mere image
And nothing more. She has always been tempted
By rhythm's music, dream and melody.
Defenseless against the harsh passing world

Today many ask what does it mean
This shame upon reading a book of verse
As if the author addressed one's darker side
Setting aside and tricking minds

With a pinch of humour, jest, satire
Poetry may yet be liked
It's greatness is then appreciated
But when the stakes are life itself
The battle is joined in prose. It was not always thus.

And the loss is unacknowledged
Romances, tractates serve, and don't endure
For one good line weighs more
Than the weight of many carefully crafted pages


Yes, exactly, one good line. Only how to render Milosz' meticulously crafted lines of Polish into an English that conveys not just meaning and image, but also the rhythm beauty and... weight?
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Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 11:03 PM
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Carriages dozed by St. Mary's tower.
Tiny Cracow like a paper wrapped egg
Taken out of the dye pot for Easter.
And the poets walked in their raincoats
Nobody today remembers their names.
But their hands were real,
Cufflinks, cuffs above the table.
The Ober carrying over coffee and the day's paper
Till he passed like them, nameless.
Muses, Rachels in trailing shawls
Moistened lips, pinning their braids
The brooch lies with the ashes of their daughters
Or in the garret by the soundless dome and
Glass lily. Angels of secession
In the dark toilets of parental homes
Pondering the connection of sex and soul,
Lying in Vienna,. sorrows and migraines
(Assoc. Prof. Freud, is of Galician decent, I hear).

[...]

The long haired Muse learns to read
In the dark commodes of parental homes
And knows from thereon what poetry isn't.
For it is but the emotion and inspiration
Which lives in the three dots by the comma.
It flows, rocks untranslatably ,
Ersatz prayer. And so it will remain.
Simple composition will be forbidden.
"Bah, punditry. Let it speak in prose".
Until one day, in the schools of the new avant-garde,
They'll cry Eureka at the ancient ban.


Posted by: teraz kurwa my | Link to this comment | 06- 8-13 11:07 PM
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I would think a genuine chicken hawk could take a raccoon.


Posted by: text | Link to this comment | 06- 9-13 1:46 PM
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Animals!

Today is the fortieth anniversary of the greatest perfomance in sports history. The three times still stand as records.

I still tear-up every time I watch the video

With no other horse in view, that crazy motherfucker was still accelerating at the wire. Way way beyond competition, and not something a jockey could inspire.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 06- 9-13 2:10 PM
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to any representative of any of his employees who are employed in an industry affecting commerce


Posted by: here | Link to this comment | 07-25-14 1:51 AM
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