Re: Lyrics NSFW

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You're all going to be like, "Oh, Dan Reeder, he played at my bar mitzvah last year"

And we have the instagram shots to prove it.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 6:44 AM
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One of the people quoted in that article was almost certainly a student in a class I TA'd about 10 years ago.


Posted by: fake accent | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 8:50 AM
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Interesting voice. I like it.

The first link, Work Song, reminds me of a post of Ogged's (from 2005--how has time passed that quickly!?!?!?!) about the UPS guy.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 10:10 AM
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Looking back in the archives can be fun. In a different thread (that made reference to the delivery guy thread), B wrote:

Sometimes I imitate Mr. B.'s mother's accent during sex.


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 10:36 AM
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It seems to me that the only reason you would do that is if you wanted the sex to end right on the spot.


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 1:30 PM
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5: I dated someone who did...eh, what to call it...the voice you'd use to talk to a sulking toddler or a puppy, I guess, once during sex. The sex ended very, very, very rapidly.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 12-15-13 9:47 PM
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I believe Dan Reeder was introduced to the Mineshaft around the same time that Jackson Frank was. But don't take it from me, ask some other guy.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 5:52 PM
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Clean Elvis, I think you linked to. But everyone who read that thread is dead.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 5:59 PM
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But everyone who read that thread is dead.

Man. Country music is sad.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:01 PM
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6: Now I'm trying to figure out what you'd say in that tone during sex. "Drop it!" "Down!" "We have to share our toys!"

Really, it sounds as if fleeing the scene was the only reasonable option.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:06 PM
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Keep in mind that Smearcase has had very limited experience with toddlers and puppies.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:09 PM
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The sex ended very, very, very rapidly.

It was that exciting?


Posted by: Josh | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:09 PM
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"Drop it!" "Down!" "We have to share our toys!"

I figured it was "Does Smeary like to have his balls tickled? Oh, yes he does."


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:11 PM
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10: I assumed "Here comes the airplane, into the hangar!" except I really didn't.


Posted by: Thorn | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:11 PM
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Everyone who read that thread is dead, but I could play its Pandora station for hours.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:13 PM
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Well, he was someone that used baby voice kind of a lot. I don't remember quite what he said. Possibly I have suppressed it.


Posted by: Mister Smearcase | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:26 PM
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The ball tickling thing is the most likely, though.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:30 PM
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I made a Spotify playlist of that thread.


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 12-17-13 6:39 PM
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