Unfogged: all anuses, all the time.
The social conservative right gets it right when they say that normalizing gay marriage and gayness in general will lead to a breakdown of traditional morality. Butt licking is not explicitly forbidden by the bible but I think it comes under the penumbras and emanations of Leviticus.
While I'm not personally opposed to butt stuff I think I must draw the line at licking. I don't see the appeal.
This will cause a pink eye epidemic and the world's most awkwardly worded public safety campaign.
"A brown eye for a pinkeye makes the whole world itchy."
That image at the top of the article is clearly ripped off from Gentle Giant's "Acquiring the Taste".
This will cause a pink eye epidemic and the world's most awkwardly worded public safety campaign.
If the epidemic becomes widespread in 2017, then Bill Clinton in his role as First Spouse will be the perfect person to spearhead this campaign.
I'm no expert on butt munching, but I don't think the eye comes in contact with the butthole, so there is little chance of infection unless you lick your eyeballs like a gecko.
How many persons entering new relationships and discussing their pervy inclinations with their new partners will now specify that they were into rimming *before* it was cool?
We're entering a whole new era of PSAs. It can go next to the one on responsible marijuana edible consumption.
I'm no expert on butt munching, but I don't think the eye comes in contact with the butthole
Right, rimming is just tongue. The activity where you rub your eye on somebody's butthole is called "oculus rifting".
Right, keep the brownie-themed ones together.
I am moderately annoyed at the Gentle Giant thing. This could've been a great way to reintroduce one of the weirder bands of progressive rock!
11: I'm waiting for the Maureen Dowd column on the horrible after-effects she personally experienced.
On the Internet, liking anything makes you gay.
This is not the thread I expected to see Gentle Giant in. Gentle Giant aren't even that weird, they're just very prim.
12: Heh. Especially given the pinkeye epidemics it causes at cons.
12 made me laugh.
Wasn't this a whole Chris Rock bit 10 years ago? The salad is always already tossed.
Allegedly New Phenomenon Not Actually New
Given that the article calls it a renaissance, I don't think that charge sticks.
the article calls it a renaissance
Because we're rediscovering lost practices of Ancient Greece?
Democracy isn't going to come back.
I confess I didn't read the article. Is the contention (no, I still haven't read it) that the practice was suppressed between Chris Rock's bit and now?
Wasn't Chris Rock's bit about the practice as part of prison rape? And this is maybe different now.
Because we're rediscovering lost practices of Ancient Greece?
The Ancient Greeks tossed salad in a way that we can fully understand.
This is actually a sex act where I find myself seriously wondering about the public health implications. Not that I know whether it in practice does spread cholera (not a problem for anyone reading award-winning histories, of course), but it seems like it might. Anyone on top of the research?
27: Part of it definitely was "Sometimes you [Chris Rock, male audience members, regular guys everywhere] just want your salad tossed!"
29: There's a section of And the Band Played On about intestinal diseases and public health in SF in the 70s.
Stuffed assholes. They're grrrrrreat!
For whatever reason my mind substituted The Last Waltz into 31, and lo, I was puzzled.
29: I believe that there is a greater risk of Hepatitis A. Kids are now routinely vaccinated against Hep A and Hep B. Most adults are just offered the Hep B vaccine. I got vaccinated at a community health clinic which had a history of providing care to LGBTQ-A communities, and they did both.
How effective are those vaccines? I knew a guy from Pakistan and he seemed to view Hep A and B as something one got from time to time.
37: I thought that Hep A was a bad acute illness, and Hep B was more chronic. In MA Human Services Agencies are required to provide the Hep B vaccine to their employees at no cost. Not sure what that says about their effectiveness.
Maybe it was only Hep A. He was talking about something you catch by eating.
Anyone who is concerned about disease and thinks the relevant infectious agents are confined to a two inch radius instead of spread throughout one's BVDs over the course of a night out is deluding themselves.
Corollary: anyone who engages in unguarded oral and hasn't yet contracted any nasties should feel free to go wild?
This is actually a sex act where I find myself seriously wondering about the public health implications.
Yeah, this is one reason I raise an eyebrow at the younglings who act like "PrEP" solves all problems of sex/health and why are we old gays cautious and no fun.
one of the weirder bands of progressive rock!
Staid is what Gentle Giant was, one of the duller bands to come out of the Canterbury scene. The softs were more experimental, Caravan dirtier, Gong hippier and Hatfield and the North more deliberately obscure.
Here's Ogged sitting on the research and LB wondering who's topping on top of the research, and nobody has raised so much as an eyebrow?
Is the commentariat lying down on the job?
No wait, on second thought don't answer that.
I thought this was familiar-- we apparently had this conversation in 2008
