You know, I don't watch much network TV and reality shows not at all, but flipping through the channels the other night, I briefly registered a passing image that I thought surely couldn't have been real. "Did I just see Ron Jeremy slow-dancing with Tammy Faye?"
Flipped back, and yes I had, proving that if you live long enough, you will eventually see everything. I think I can die in peace now.
It sounds lovely. Was it a waltz? A sweaty, naked waltz?
Not sweaty and naked, but Vanilla Ice was watching, for what's it worth.