Too much of nothing
Can make a man ill at ease
One man's temper might rise
While another man's temper might freeze
In the day of confession
We cannot mock a soul
Oh, when there's too much of nothing
No one has control
I'm going to get rich by selling these types of books as Kindle versions.
2: And I'll record the audio version.
Just make sure it's not 4 minutes and 33 seconds or you'll be sued for copyright violation.
There's been a lot of hilarity on the Right-Blogosphere about that book, as one might imagine. As in, deeply sinister chuckling and white cat patting.
Some version of that book existed when I was in seventh grade, and it was a dumb joke then, too.