"I was fucking a ghost" is probably about the best tactic you can try if you get see cheating.
1: I've had the same thought about what Mary told Joseph.
That's why you need an angel to vouch for you.
Both Bruce Willis and Patrick Swayze are dead. Demi Moore seems like bad luck.
5: Really? That's going to make the Comedy Central Bruce Willis Roast even more awkward, as if such a things were possible.
I didn't see the movie. Is she fucking just Ghost Swayze or is it there something physically there (Whoopi or the clay-thing) and Ghost Swayze is in her head?
8: You're supposed to watch it once believing the first and then again believing the second and you've just seen two very different movies.
I always wondered about The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.
I am surprised that no one has yet told the joke with the punchline "Wait, a ghost? I thought you said a goat!"
8: there are no ghosts actually in that photo. At this point in the film both characters are still alive.
16: Sure, Swayze and Moore. But are you saying you can't see Malazenek the All-Devourer standing behind them?
I didn't think of "Ghost". My main reference for women having sex with ghosts is Barbara Hershey in "The Entity", who did not look enjoy it at all.
Lie back and think of Mercia, I guess.
Is 16 right? I thought it was postmortem.
Of all the necrophilia movies, Sleeping Beauty is probably the creepiest.
Of all the ones I've seen, that is.
Moby hasn't seen 50 Shades of Dead Crow.