If you were Chris Rock, it would probably be funny. Which excuses a lot.
(Hmm. Looking at that in print, it implies that you aren't funny, which wasn't my intent. Just that the funnier you are, which in Rock's case is plenty, the more slack you get.)
I was going to make a comment along the lines of 1, but I would have meant to imply that you aren't funny.
AFAIK, you have succeeded in implying it.
Thanks for your contribution, Ben.
Hey, now that you're both here: are you up for restarting the reading group?
In theory, yes.
I was just complaining to someone about its zombie state, in fact.
Actually, I only enjoyed the first half of CR's last standup, and then just barely.
Lizard Breath lacks the necessary killer instinct.
Maybe she's a lover, not a fighter.
Is not the killer instinct to be found in lovers?
She's got quite the finishing move, actually.
Re: 8
LB's mean as a snake when riled (she's a natural born litigator). She just acts nice here (usually).
Is not the killer instinct to be found in lovers?
Sometimes. When my first wife was a senior in high school, this woman was her manager at a Kroger grocery store in Greensboro.
Given what you've said about your first wife, they must have made quite a pair.
I don't think I've ever said much of anything here about the first wife. Just the crazy blonde between the two.
Oops, sorry, yes, that's who I was thinking of.