Lies, lies. (Not that Heebie has a fine ass, but that you have photos.)
Did the COCK COCK COCK photos get deleted?
Heebie, did you get that thing I sent you? Not the photo of my ass, the other thing?
Magpie, check your email -- you have them too. And a well-shaped rump it is. Ogged should be eating his heart out.
Color me unpersuaded by the affirmations of the Affirming Sisterhood.
2 - Ogged's the keeper of the COCK COCK COCK photos.
Would it be more convincing if I said something catty about Heebie because my bitter envy had been aroused?
I'm saying that I don't trust you to properly judge a fine butt, LB.
I don't even need to see them, send them to gswift and I'll take his word for it.
redfox at gmail dot com wants ass!
Keep in mind that redfox is married to snarkout, and if you send to her, your ass will probably be seen by a boy.
Well, ogged? Are you going to post the COCK COCK COCK photos?
FL - yes! And I'm about 1/2 way through. It's super interesting, though.
OMG. OSUM.
I can attest to the fineness of Heebie's ass. AWB is going to be one happy little bear when she gets her e-mail.
What proof do you suckers have that the pictures you claim to have received are in fact of heebie's ass?
I am soooooooo sorry I'm going to miss this thread! I have a soccer game, and I have to head out.
Seeing Heebie's ass will make me a man.
Given that you all sound about a day or two of sisterly bonding away from sending your own ass pictures to everyone on heebie's mailing list, I'd say that this would have been a brilliant ploy by a guy to get pictures of the chickie asses of Unfogged.
But no, I am merely calling out from across the house "THAT IS A FINE ASS!"
A fine, and dare I say, mathematical ass.
Hey, I got them too! And not only is that a fine ass, it comes with a very cute rainbow top that I really covet.
23 - actually it's a one-piece bathing suit. The prize of my swimming collection. Boy do I wish I had a swim cap with a daisy, though.
17: The very Texan boots.
Josh is dying to see them. Heebie, can I show him the pictures, or shall we let him squirm?
[Looks closer] My God, a one-piece swimming-suit it is! That's wonderful.
I used to have a suit like that (blousy striped top, fitted bottom, and loved it. Never had the daisy swimcap, though.)
25: So much for the sanctity of the off-blog communication.
21, 22 - And yet I am in the kitchen putting away dishes. Will no one help the widow's son normative gender roles?
I thought Ogged had posted this, so disregard my 1, please.
28, YM "off-blog fornication."
I will believe nothing good about a carpophobic mathematician's ass until I've seen at least a photo with my own eyes.
Also, Lesbians!!1!!!
Yeah, well, SCMTim just sent all us boys pictures of his fine, fine ass and none of you girls can see them. Nyaah nyaah nyaah.
I thought we'd established that SCMT was a brain in a vat. He has an ass?
We've already seen your nipple, thus establishing that Unfogged boy parts are cheap.
And Labs' oh-so-clean colon. Hey, you ladies really aren't holding up your end of this.
The days of storing body parts in a series of earthenware vessels went out with the fall of the pharaohs. I'm sure SCMT has one intact, discrete, albeit inadequate humanoid body.
Earthenware!? No no no -- glass, with all kinds of tubes and wires sticking out of it. Also, ominous burbling.
I'm not a BIV, but my robot body is centuries beyond your puny humanoid technology.
Maybe for the brain one. The rest don't need that much upkeep.
Everyone thought I was a brain in a cat. They killed the cat to get the brain out before they realized that I was just a sloppy typist.
It's a lovely ass, and I was going to ask about the outfit (uhm...) but I see that has already been addressed.
You really, really need a baton with that, Heebie.
Wasn't I the one who started this Heebie-showing-her-ass stuff? I really feel neglected now.
I seem to recall the prime movers being you, me and Jackmormon (in addition to heebie and ogged, of course).
teofilo, I will happily share the credit with you and Jackmormon. Does that mean we each get a third of a picture?
From what it sounds like, that is still a good sized pic
46: I may not be funny, but I amuse myself greatly.
Jackmormon apparently got a whole one. Maybe she'll share.
I always figured Jackmormon was a sharer.
I quote from the cover email: "Basically I don't really care what happens to these photos. I trust the women of Unfogged to argue for an excellent price if they are ever leaked."
Apes, ivory, peacocks? No more threads devoted to Jessica Biels' ass? What am I bid?
Or I will let your kids pet my monkeys (capuchin) or lemurs.
Note "photoS." I think LB should extract a high price for each one.
I don't even understand what you're talking about.
implying that it takes more than one photo.
54: Tempting -- Sally does love her swimming, but no.
60: To fully view every angle and permutation? But of course.
One body part? I think we'd need oiled up in a bathing suit, really. And not baggy board shorts.
One body part? I think we'd need oiled up in a bathing suit, really. And not baggy board shorts.
My bid is to not post such a picture of myself. In fact, I will double my bid. I will not post two such pictures of myself.
65: Hell, I'm going to hold out for peacocks.
It can be any body part you choose, you know.
No, no, I said peacocks. With the big feathery tails, you know?
Don't write checks your pain threshold can't cash, teo. What if she wants a picture of your thymus or your floccular nodular lobe?
But of course the most painful of all would be the opisthenar. Don't, I repeat, don't subject him to that torture!
Didn't you people learn in school that you aren't allowed treats unless you brought enough for everyone?
Cripe, so a challenge to the state of heebie's ass prompted dissemination of images to prove that she has an attractive ass?
Wow.
I'm dying to know whether Standpipe Bridgeplate received a photo.
If you knew that, the wave form would collapse, leaving us with a dead cat. Or not.
Isn't the internet amazing.
Not really. Whatever the fuck happened to grace and dignity?
They're in the Castle in the Air, with Rhyme and Reason.
82: And so, thank God, is bonhomie.
I seem to recall the prime movers being you, me and Jackmormon (in addition to heebie and ogged, of course).
I did a-wha-wha?
I took photos of my own ass and photoshopped them to resemble heebie's ass, as perceived by me reading heebie's comments. Infallible. I don't need you, internets. We're so done.
l3tterz r00l, numbers dr00l, d00dz
I don't understand 88 (and I forgot my log-in name over at SB's blog), but everything's still cool, right, internets? I didn't want to end-end things with 87. I'm just going to take a break. Some time apart. It'll do us both some good, yeah?
Colbert's interview with John Yarmuth is the best "Better Know a District" yet, even with the caveat that it's so good it comes off as pre-planned in a way that others in the series don't. I recommend catching it either on replay or the internets.
No way, Stanley. You can't jerk us around like that. It's over.
91: Can I have my black t-shirt, Shins CD, copy of Clerks, copy of Being and Nothingness, kitty cat, time wasted back?
No. I'm going to pawn it to buy myself something nice.
A. I, for one, refuse to have anything to do with the heebie pictures. Teh Internets know why.
B. I ate peacock once. Peahen, actually. It was good.
C. Anyone want to join me to get drunk in London on St. Patrick's day? Yes, of course there might be better places to do so, but I'm not going to be in any of them.
could we plz have a moment of silence for http://ratemyschlong.com/vote.php
Werdna - Saturday week. FWSE is your friend.
Charly - Sorry, I'm not very mobile at the moment. I'll raise a glass in solidarity.
89: Stanley, you haven't read ? No wonder Teh Internets doesn't want you back.
I'm going to be in France on St Patricks Day.
Bah - I shouldn't try html tags when ill. The Phantom Tollbooth was missing of course. I'm going back to bed.
"I, for one, refuse to have anything to do with the heebie pictures. Teh Internets know why."
You know the game wouldnt be as much fun if they actually existed.
Nor would my refusal be as sincere.
THe sisterhood has broken. Heebie does indeed have a fine ass.
I'm here! Thanks for all the love!
79 - SB got the photos. I like to reward blurring gender lines.
Oh...now I get it. Heebie's ass stands for Congress finally being willing to exercise to oversight?
Oh, it's true. At the little Texas meetup, h-g handily won the prize give for the finest ass.
No, no, I totally contest 108. I did not properly assess all the contenders, but I imagine all the women would work a bathing suit very nicely.
109: wait, isn't that on the agenda for the *summer* texas meetup? It was too cold to do this properly last time....
Why would you need pictures when the ass will be there, live in person?
"Comes to the Unfogged Texas Meet: Live Ass in Abundance"
115: Thus again the representation is privileged over the real in the society of the spectacle.
Ah. North Essex, they seem to celebrate St Patrick's on the Friday night, when various unsavoury folk musicians will be unsavouring in the pub.
Would these pants make Ogged's ass look fat?
