Re: Those Aren't Pom-Poms

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Oh, thank god, a new thread.


Posted by: DaveB | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:08 PM
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Dave, come up with something incendiary to say, quick!


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:11 PM
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My sexual interest in both Michelle Malkin and cheerleaders just took a nosedive.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:12 PM
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I think we all know who's behind this. I'm also pretty sure I can't say his name this early in a thread for some reason, although I haven't yet figured out why.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:15 PM
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Now come up with a theory that doesn't come down to "she's nuts" to explain it.

She's fully aware that notoriety pays.


Posted by: Hamilton Lovecraft | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:15 PM
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Theory: this tape has been intercepted from one of those custom porn sites where you request your particlar perversion to be filmed. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:16 PM
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3: You were sexually interested in Michelle Malkin?


Posted by: rob helpy-chalk | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:17 PM
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I'm glad our Iraq policy is finally getting the middle-school-level scrutiny it deserves. REID UR A L0ZR.


Posted by: FL | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:20 PM
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You know, the nuances to this are really something. The way her jumps are all kind of half-assed so her skirt stays down. The way she keeps casting nervous glances to see if the neighbors can see her acting like a loon. The fact that what she's wearing is not at all a cheerleading outfit. What do you think the odds are she has some cheer squad related issues to work out, still?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:20 PM
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Did you guys see the vid of Laura Bush replying to the statement "The American people are suffering in this war" with "No one suffers more than the President and me"?


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:21 PM
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She's at gunpoint.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:21 PM
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7: Yes.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:22 PM
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Meth.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:23 PM
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She secretly loves Sadly, No! and wanted to give them some bitchin' new material.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:25 PM
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Oh, wait, I know the answer. It's sexism, isn't it? I knew it!


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:26 PM
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It's pantomime-the-opposite day, and she is trying to say that the goth kids are throwing their support behind the winners.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:26 PM
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I keep wondering if this is someone else who is pretending to be Malkin. I just can't understand why she would do it. It's so crazy; she can't think that portraying herself as the fantasy submissive Asian cheerleader of wingnut fantasy is going to be helpful to her career.

This seems like a genuinely disastrous idea. If it's really her.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:27 PM
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It's her.

I meant it with #15. I bet this was her husband's idea. I bet he's operating the camera.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:29 PM
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10: AWB, that's simultaneously unsurprising and mind-blowing. Do you have a link?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:30 PM
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It's her offbeat take on the Aristocrats.


Posted by: Ugh | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:32 PM
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Should be here.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:32 PM
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20 wins the thread, so far.


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:33 PM
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"she can't think that portraying herself as the fantasy submissive Asian cheerleader of wingnut fantasy is going to be helpful to her career"

Why on earth not?

Can I say D/n B/ste yet?


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:33 PM
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Fuck. No, here.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:33 PM
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She seems to hear herself saying this stupid, ridiculous thing, and then, like her husband, plow on anyway.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:34 PM
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21: Apparently not, but I'll have a look for it when I get a chance. Thanks anyway.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:34 PM
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Or you will. Even better.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:35 PM
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23: You're supposed to start there and then move up. She was already in a higher position. I find it a little disquieting that she would make such a video; I'm going to find it really disturbing if it actually helps her career.

And no, don't bring him back.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:37 PM
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OT - I'm covering another professor's class tomorrow. Reading over her notes, one of the examples involves a coin dropped off the World Trade Center. Weird!


Posted by: heebie-geebie | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:40 PM
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24: Okay, I can see how that's one of those unthinking pat expressions that a person might use, but holy fuck, shouldn't she be more on guard against having a Marie Antoinette moment?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:41 PM
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If you took that much Xanax, you'd have trouble being on guard against walking into walls.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:47 PM
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I think 30 gets it exactly right.


Posted by: Idealist | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:47 PM
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30: Especially since Bush himself had the same MA moment already, when he said he really suffers seeing all these images on the TV screens or whatever.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:50 PM
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29: Wouldn't this more properly be commented on on Crooked Timber.


Posted by: minneapolitan | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:55 PM
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Solved it! Malkin was inspired to greatness.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 4:55 PM
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From the comments to the video:

Am I a loser for watching this so many times.
tomas on April 25, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Yes, actually.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:00 PM
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NO REd-BLOODED WARBONER CAN WITHSTAND THIS VIDEO


Posted by: OPINIONATED GRANDMA | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:00 PM
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Malkin's criticizing the Hollywood establishment for not sending more chanteuses over to entertain our boys in uniform. It's like her own little YouTube fueld USO.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:11 PM
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Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:12 PM
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38: I think she's criticizing them for not screening enough anime.

Holy crap I just realized: that skirt is from Holy Spirit High School. It's not a cheerleading outfit. It's her old CATHOLIC SCHOOL uniform.

That woman is twisted.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:16 PM
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An incredibly sad basement-dwelling warblog enthusiast has gotten ahold of Aladdin's lamp; soon Nancy Pelosi will announce on CSPAN that she's a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and her butt smells and I she likes to kiss her own butt.

I can hardly wait for Howie Kurtz's next column about how mocking a serious pundit like Malkin shows that the Angry Left™ is sexist and racist.


Posted by: snarkout | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:17 PM
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41 wins the thread.


Posted by: David Weman | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:21 PM
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40. The Catholic schoolgirl fantasy is completely different from the cheerleader fantasy. I'm sure Apo can send you some primary source material for reference.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:24 PM
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43: Oh, I've done my research.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:30 PM
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As it turns out, Michelle is in the middle of a YouTube war stemming from OhayoCon '06 (she did the Project A-Ko theme in naval signal code) and the whole thing is a coded dis to B-Ko (Dennis Prager), but Jesse figured hey, save some time, edit in some Harry Reid and put it on Hot Air.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:35 PM
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I feel like such a L-O-S-E-R. Because I honestly cannot think of a theory that doesn't boil down to, "She's stark raving mad."


Posted by: Invisible Adjunct | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:37 PM
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An expert can integrate the cheerleader fantasy, the schoolgirl fantasy, the Asian fantasy, the dwarf fantasy, and the amputee fantasy all in one. You have trouble doing that with just one model, though.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:44 PM
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47. Unless it's a snuff film.


Posted by: Tassled Loafered Leech | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:47 PM
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47: [ REDACTED BECAUSE I REALLY SHOULDN'T GO THERE ]


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 5:50 PM
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Pfizer paid her to make the video because Viagra sales have been a little soft lately and they figured anyone who saw that would never get it up without drugs again. (Luckily for me, my work computer freezes after about two seconds of video; two seconds was more than enough.)


Posted by: DaveL | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:06 PM
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She lost a bet? Was there a Cosmo article? "Eighteen Ways to Drive your Wingnut Wild! (even if you're a liberal)"

SdB is already trawling the Internet for upskirt outtakes. AoS is lighting a cigarette, again. Derbyshire wishes she were younger and more boyish. All she needs to do is sing "Freaky like in Abu Ghraib", and maybe rub herself against a giant Cheeto. Thus are legends made.


Posted by: Halfway Done | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:15 PM
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When I saw that earlier today, my thoughts were, in this order:

1. What the hell?
2. Is... is this supposed to be either funny or sexy?
3. What an odd combination of "slutty"/prudish behavior.
4. Dammit, I don't want to feel bad for Michelle Malkin.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:30 PM
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52.4 nails it.


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:34 PM
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You guys laugh, but this is the next meme. When Saiselgy does his cheerleader vlog, it won't be so funny.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:47 PM
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When Saiselgy does his cheerleader vlog, it won't be so funny.

Patently false.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:49 PM
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She's fucking nuts. Next, the hair-shaving and marrying K-Fed.


Posted by: DominEditrix | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:49 PM
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54: Please don't tell us all the Crooked Timburglars and Obsidian Wingers are going to try their hand at "cheebrlogging" now.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:50 PM
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47. Unless it's a snuff film.

[Sprays monitor with Mt. Dew-saliva mixture.]


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:51 PM
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Viagra sales have been a little soft lately

Brilliant!

Of course, if you experience a cheerleading routine lasting more than four hours, seek medical attention immediately.


Posted by: Dr Paisley | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 6:55 PM
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"I'm Brad DeLong, and this is my morning C-O-F-F-E-E COFFEE!!"

*backflip*


Posted by: Beefo Meaty | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:05 PM
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wehttaM's P-U-T-I-N-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N routine will be memorable, indeed.


Posted by: neil | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:18 PM
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Dammit, the RSS feed was only up to 54, and I was going to leave a close analog of 55 which would note that it would be extremely funny.


Posted by: washerdreyer | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:38 PM
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w/d, was your close analogue agricultural in nature?


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:40 PM
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58: Me too. Wow. Just wow. Wow.


Posted by: politicalfootball | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:41 PM
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What about a diaclvlog between a beskirted Ann Althouse and a baton-weilding GFR?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:43 PM
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Or, dueling blanjoes?


Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 7:58 PM
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Posted by: Clownaesthesiologist | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 8:00 PM
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Message: "The boys only listen to me because they think I'm cute."

That's all I got out of it.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 8:02 PM
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68: The comments at the video support that impression.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 8:05 PM
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52.4 nails it, yes. But 52.3 also offers valuable insight.

I need to go wash out my eyelids or something.


Posted by: Invisible Adjunct | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 8:05 PM
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I win the thread with this comment. 51 and 54 are pretty fucking funny, though.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 8:10 PM
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her voice indicated she was kind of self-conscious

that reduced my sexual desire a bit


Posted by: yoyo | Link to this comment | 04-25-07 9:45 PM
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The thing is, even if you really wanted to see a video of a cheerleader taunting the Democrats, this wouldn't be it. It really does fail on every conceivable level.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 04-26-07 1:21 AM
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When Saiselgy does his cheerleader vlog

Please, it's "chvlog". Get it right.


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 04-26-07 1:24 AM
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"Eh. It's a job," said in a Flintstones-style animal voice is the only explanation that doesn't come down to "She's fucking nuts."

(Which doesn't mean she isn't fucking nuts.)


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 04-26-07 7:40 AM
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I am absolutely not having sex with Michelle Malkin, thankyouverymuch.


Posted by: nuts | Link to this comment | 04-26-07 8:01 AM
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Youtube indicates that this is the #19-watched video of the day. So, if she wants publicity and doesn't care how she gets it, she's done a bang-up job.


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 04-26-07 8:15 AM
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ATM?


Posted by: Anarch | Link to this comment | 04-28-07 2:03 AM
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She's a determined hard-core feminist, who is rightly sick and tired of repeatedly hearing women's good ideas dismissed by male fools saying "ah, that chick's not good looking so whatever she says is beneath consideration." So here is Ms. Malkin demonstrating that "pretty" is, in fact, not at all synonymous with "smart," or even "sane." Good jorb, Ms. Malkin, your point is taken!


Posted by: W. Kiernan | Link to this comment | 04-29-07 3:00 PM
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