Re: Trying On The Genes

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Their eyes are very close together.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:12 PM
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Admit it, Ned, you still want to fuck him.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:14 PM
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Kid needs a haircut.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:15 PM
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See? Di Kotimy can be honest about it, Ned, why not you?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:17 PM
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Rather androgynous.


Posted by: Willy Voet | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:25 PM
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Kid needs a haircut.

Probably isn't even circumcised.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:31 PM
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Bet he's waxed, though.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:31 PM
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7: my god, that's completely disgusting. You're beyond the pale, even for this cesspit.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:32 PM
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No, androgynous is when you'd guess the person could either be male or female. I definitely thought that kid was female. Until I read the last line, I thought the other kid was the boy.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:32 PM
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Sifu, the split personality thread is still somewhere on the front page.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:33 PM
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My first guess as to which was the boy and which was the girl turned out to be precisely wrong.


Posted by: Matt F | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:33 PM
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That's a five year old? Holy shit.


Posted by: Lunar Rockette | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:34 PM
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Also, whence the blond?


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:35 PM
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I fear the five-year-old will just miss being gorgeous, leading her to be annoyed with her older brother.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:35 PM
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Yeah, and she'll spend her teen years sitting in her bathtub of champagne, dabbing at her tears with $100 bills.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:38 PM
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Champagne s/b GHB. Tears s/b vomit.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:40 PM
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Unfortunately, my terms of parole won't allow me to comment on this thread.


Posted by: bob mcmanus | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:42 PM
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Note to government: Everyone is kidding.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:45 PM
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13: Little kid blond. I'm darkhaired, and so's Buck now, what there is of it, but Newt's almost that blond. He won't be as an adult, though, I'd bet.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:50 PM
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19- Really, even that old? I have the same situation- Wife, I, and 1st kid are all dark haired, 2nd kid totally blond, but he's not even one yet.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:53 PM
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Newt's five and darkening a bit, but he's still a real blond. My dad's darkish medium brown as an adult, and says that his mother reacted to his hair changing color when he got back from the Army -- 20 to 22 was the difference between still blond and really brown.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:56 PM
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They're both beautiful little kids, and you people all suck.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:56 PM
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My beard has developed a blond streak in the past few years. I don't know what this means, but I'm pretty sure I'm not five again.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:57 PM
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22: enough with the pedophilia jokes, B.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:57 PM
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B is just happy there's a kid out there with longer hair than PK.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:58 PM
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23- Blond = white?


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:59 PM
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26: That's my guess.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:59 PM
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Maybe your hair is just fading, Sifu. With [dark chords] age!


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 2:59 PM
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yeah, I think that's probably it. But it's definitely turning blond instead of white or grey, so: neat!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:01 PM
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I remember Cindy doing a hair dye commercial in which she talked about that magical, multilayered hair color that only little kids have, and her kids were in the commercial, and she bends over and touches their gorgeous, shimmering, magical hair, and the look on her face was something like real jealousy. I didn't notice it before I saw that commercial, but now, whenever I'm around little kids, I'm constantly startled and amazed by the gorgeousness of their hair.

When I was little, I wondered why adults were always tousling my big blond mane. I think that's why.

That may have all sounded very creepy. I didn't mean it to. Little kids=beautiful. You'll hear no other such sentiment from me for at least a year.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:02 PM
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Gosh, they are gorgeous. Although the girl has big ears and like someone else said, probably won't be as gorgeous as her brother. But she has a better name. Presley ffs? I met a baby (boy) recently called Memphis - they'd make a good pair.


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:06 PM
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25: Actually, PK's hair is longer judging by that photo. Also wavier and much, much more tangled. But yeah, as the mother of a cute boy with long hair, y'all need to just lay the fuck off. They're *little kids*. Surely they should be as safe from random grossness by internet strangers as your average high school girl.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:06 PM
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re: 29

My beard has quite a bit of blonde in it that it didn't have before. It happens, I think. It's not white or grey -- I have those too but they look very different.

Also, her kids are beautiful looking kids, by any standard.


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:09 PM
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whenever I'm around little kids, I'm constantly startled and amazed by the gorgeousness of their hair

I would so love to be able to swap hair with my oldest son. Unbelievably thick and shiny, and a much prettier shade of red than mine ever was.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:09 PM
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I think we should rank all the commenters' children in order of cuteness.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:10 PM
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That seems cruelly unfair, given the circumstances. Just because Sally and Newt are cuter than everyone else's kids doesn't make them better people. (Actually, the competition is pretty intense.)


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:11 PM
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35: Pudding Boy has my vote.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:12 PM
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32: assuming that the likelihood that Cindy Crawford will find this thread, multiplied by the likelihood that she would let her kids read it, multiplied by the likelihood that they would want to read it in any case, multiplied by the likelihood that they would get the jokes, multiplied by the likelihood that they would ever give a shit what us random losers on the internet think even for a second equals zero, to a very, very high degree of precision, I think they are safe from it. So yay!

Confidential to Cindy's kids: you know we're joking, right? Also, you still bringing that blow to the Wiggles concert? I got my fuckin' jones on.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:12 PM
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My dad's mostly grey now, but his hair seemed like it faded from a light reddish brown through blond. Except for the white streak at the front, which showed up around his 26th birthday, coincidentally shortly after he married.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:13 PM
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34: Very true. That kid has the kind of color that, if you could bottle it, would make you a billionaire.

My ex's kids had this remarkable gold hair. It wasn't brown or blond; it was almost metallic, it was so golden. Handsome critters, too.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:13 PM
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35- Whatever, Derb.


Posted by: SP | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:14 PM
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For what it's worth, B, I was totally kidding about the haircut.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:14 PM
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38: That's kind of not the point, you know. Whether or not they're likely to read it, it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:20 PM
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I have great hear becase I almost there never wash it with soap or shampoo. Hair care products kill.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:25 PM
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hair / there


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:26 PM
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Whether or not they're likely to read it, it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids.

This is why we need a .kdz TLD so badly. For the children.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:27 PM
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Fine, B. Your kid is hott, too.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:27 PM
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47: Perv. But in this case, you're hassling me, who you know, rather than PK, and that *is* an important distinction.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:29 PM
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43: and being gross was, in fact, the point. Because being gross is fun when it doesn't hurt anybody. Like it didn't this time.

Comity!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:29 PM
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it's still pretty gross to say things like that about kids

Improved that for you, B.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:35 PM
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Some of you have ugly kids, but I'm not going to say who.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:40 PM
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50 see 48.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:40 PM
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52: Don't go getting all nuancey on me, B. It's almost drinking time.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 3:51 PM
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I've met PK; can I make fun of him directly?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 6:21 PM
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54: Yes, you may. He certainly did you at the time, no?


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 6:29 PM
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Whoah there! Sanctity of off blog felonies, B.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 6:31 PM
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It was magical.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 6:33 PM
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My sister and my brother kept their blond hair from childhood. My darkened into a burgundy-silver-red-mahogany thing. Go figure.


Posted by: Nbarnes | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 9:48 PM
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Excessive masturbation, probably.


Posted by: John Emerson | Link to this comment | 08-16-07 10:10 PM
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