Re: Names

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If you must do something with tomatoes, I prefer a good Aymara-nara sauce.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 5:56 PM
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Surely the connotations were intentional.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 6:24 PM
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To Quechua?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 6:28 PM
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I would think so. Otherwise why on earth would they use that spelling?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 7:03 PM
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Currently Becks is in the bathroom with Catherine, simulating the toilet-crouch approach to fellatio in a public restroom.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:31 PM
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Yes, Catherine and I just test-drove the toilet-crouch standing fellatio approach and deep it unsuitable. I fell off the toilet seat and into the wall and wasn't even going for too much of a range of motion.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:32 PM
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Although I will admit that it put me at a better groin height than I would have expected.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:33 PM
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Maybe Catherine's just poorly endowed.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:33 PM
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there's no way that shit works. where did this theory come from? becks says ogged, but really, this is impossible.


Posted by: catherine | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:42 PM
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Did Becks actually crouch on the toilet?


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:56 PM
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For science.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:56 PM
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I can't think of a better reason to do so. Well. One better reason, I guess.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 8:58 PM
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6: deep

Awesome typo.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:00 PM
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Did either of you bring a grocery bag?


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:03 PM
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(to check for rustling)


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:04 PM
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Yeah, we need full results here.

Also, I keep wondering, after Slate keeps re-posting that "Can you be white and on the DL" column---is it possible to be a woman and on the DL? And why is this question never asked?


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:07 PM
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You guys are my heroes. I have a suspicion that Becks' fall might be explained by inebriation rather than my innovative bathroom fellatio technique, but I'll await further word on that.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:15 PM
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17 - I think these are valid testing conditions. One, we're not that drunk and, two, someone attempting bathroom fellatio would likely be slightly intoxicated as well.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:21 PM
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Also: that position was kind of hell on the knees.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:21 PM
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Kneepads, girl. Do you need cerebrocrat to tell you everything?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:24 PM
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Actually, I'm pretty sure bathroom fellatio tends to be a middle-of-the-day activity, usually in library and airport bathrooms. (One of my friends in Cleveland used to be a male prostitute.) Everyone's very sober because they're on their way to Junior's little league game right afterwards.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:24 PM
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I volunteered to serve as the control.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:25 PM
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21: best unfogged parenthetical in months and months.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:25 PM
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20 - No - different knee issues. This position involved crouching like a catcher in baseball.


Posted by: Becks | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:26 PM
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22: Right, I think the argument was not that the position could be assumed, but that it could be performed to completion. Come on, Flophouse! What do we pay you for?


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:28 PM
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Oh hm I thought we were talking about hands-and-knees, here. Did you try that one?

Also don't talk to me about baseball tonight. I don't want to get myself banne-- BUCHHOLZ BUCHHOLZ BUCHHOLZ -d. Shoot, there it goes again.

So, hands and knees, Becks. And snap the hips.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:28 PM
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This position involved crouching like a catcher in baseball.

Smart. More yoga, no falling, I'll bet. Nonetheless, let me reiterate that you have brought honor and glory to the blog.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:28 PM
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25: oh, that kind of control. I thought 'Smasher was just sort of a dom.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:29 PM
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27: I think the honor is yours, ogged. That she could hear such an obviously flawed theory and still--on the strength of your reputation--subject it to testing indicates a deep and abiding respect for your bathroom fellatio intuition. But, yes, Becks and catherine are to be commended. Knowledge of what won't work remains knowledge.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:48 PM
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I think what you probably want to do is straddle the stem of the bowl and tuck your feet behind it. Not terribly comfortable for the library-and-airport set, but it should put you at the right height.
(26: That last pitch was a fucking gem. This kid has the best curve I've seen since Zito.)


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:49 PM
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Science. It Works, Bitches.


Posted by: TJ | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:53 PM
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Now the alternative theories must be tested. Because I'm a feminist this is science.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 9:54 PM
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This thread demonstrates why Unfogged needs to branch into video.

(26, 30: Buchholz! Holy shit!)


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:00 PM
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it's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insa-a-a-a-ane


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:02 PM
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it's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insa-a-a-a-ane with rage and indignation


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:06 PM
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26, 30, 33 -- Sorry I missed the game. We watched the Nats beat the Giants, getting our look at Mr. Bonds for the year. Nice to watch Wily Mo Pena catch a couple of long flies from BB, including the 3d out in the top of the ninth.


Posted by: CharleyCarp | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:10 PM
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This thread demonstrates why Unfogged needs to branch into video.

Except that C&B shut the bathroom door. So much for peer review.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:11 PM
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Finally, 37 to 16?


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:13 PM
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37: For shame. Open access to data is the very heart of the scientific method. It's like the S. Korean cloning thing all over again.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:13 PM
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They didn't want anyone stealing the catcher's signs.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:15 PM
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AWB @ 35
I was mentally assigning the pelvic-thrust action to Becks. ala Magenta and Dixie
This is a source of rage and indignation?
Tell me more.


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:19 PM
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41: Ah! I thought you meant from the blowjobbee. What matters the blowjobber's thrusting?


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:21 PM
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it drives me insane


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:23 PM
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Shit. I kinda thought whatever I was doing in the midst of a blowjob was under the radar. It's one of the only times in bed when I feel like I can be totally selfish without worrying what the dude is thinking about, because he's thinking about the blowjob. This knowledge poisons my mind.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:25 PM
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because he's thinking about the blowjob

Sometimes watching, y'know.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:27 PM
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Unfogged: killing my sex life, one comment at a time.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:27 PM
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after Slate keeps re-posting that "Can you be white and on the DL" column

I'm so happy I haven't wasted precious time reading that column. Foley? (Foley! No. Not Axel.) Craig?

I'm pretty sure bathroom fellatio tends to be a middle-of-the-day activity, usually in library ... bathrooms.

That is truer than you could possibly want to know.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:28 PM
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Unfogged: confusing my sex life, one comment at a time.

I probably should have started reading this site when it was a few years older.


Posted by: destroyer | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:29 PM
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46: Don't think of it as killing, AWB. Think of it as replacing.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:31 PM
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damn. I had no idea that appreciation was so dangerous to the appreciated.
Or maybe I did. Performance anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:32 PM
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I probably should have started reading this site when it I was a few years older.

Unfogged.com. Rated NC-17.


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:35 PM
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Surely we can all agree that there's nothing worse than having sex with someone who is overly interested in when/if you have an orgasm. Sneaking one in under the radar is, therefore, a sublime treat.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:37 PM
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there's nothing worse than having sex with someone who is overly interested in when/if you have an orgasm

I'd be okay with that.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:39 PM
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Goddamn it. I'm not reading the sex threads until the people I'm fucking are as old and weird as all of you are.


Posted by: destroyer | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:41 PM
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there's nothing worse than having sex with someone who is overly interested in when/if you have an orgasm

Is that even worse that receiving oral pleasure?

You do have a point, overstated though it may be. One does prefer a more organic interaction.

And destroyer, ignore all the NY women when they talk about sex.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:46 PM
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53: Maybe it's gendered, then. Men who make a lot of dick-swinging hay over the female orgasm spend a lot of time during the action asking, "So, did you? Are you? When? Now? How? Soon? What if? Where?" I think this is supposed to come off as "thoughtful requests for info" but functions more as "distractingly insecure."

54: You have lots of time to become neurotic. Fear not.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:46 PM
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I'm with Apo. That sounds just fine to me.


Posted by: gswift | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:47 PM
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55: I have never said that receiving oral is bad. I just think it can be employed rather uncreatively.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:47 PM
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I'm not reading the sex threads
Haven't you caught on?
They're all sex threads. Especially the ones about real estate and mortgages. And ogged's calisthenics.

Well. Maybe not the Instapundit thread. But all the others.


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:49 PM
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53: Like my coworkers, for instance. Not one of them seems to care whatsoever, no matter how many times I bring it up in team meetings.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:49 PM
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If you think I'm going to stop caricaturing your position, missy, you've got another thing coming.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:50 PM
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60: Apo != Dov Charney.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:50 PM
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This thread past comment 5 is useless without pictures. Or video. Yeah, yeah, C&B shut the door behind them. So what? Couldn't the recipient take pictures/roll film?


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:51 PM
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Smasher, are they still in there? Because, 16! 16!


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:51 PM
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Like Smasher doesn't have a camera in a shampoo bottle.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:52 PM
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auparishtaka


Posted by: joel hanes | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 10:58 PM
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Sighs. They are watching Die Hard, not giving phantom bjs in a locked bathroom.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 09- 1-07 11:01 PM
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45, 46: You don't do the look-each-other-in-the-eyes thing? How could you not do the look-each-other-in-the-eyes thing?

56.1 I sometimes ask afterwards. But only when I actually care.


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 09- 2-07 12:07 AM
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44-6,via 68: What AWB really wants is this.


Posted by: foolishmortal | Link to this comment | 09- 2-07 1:30 AM
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you've got another thing coming.

Oh, Ogged.


Posted by: mcmc | Link to this comment | 09- 2-07 7:12 AM
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