That's some really outstanding work, ogged. Where'd you get it done?
I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I can't remember where.
That penis damn well be better attached to something. Penis-thieving mer-men!
That is hardcore mercock. How fun for the tat artist! "Wait, you want a huge tattoo on your back, and it's not an eagle, or a flag, or a deformed-ass picture of your three-year-old daughter? Woo!"
So is this the NSFW thread? Because:
If you did biology at school, you should remember that the arsehole is a ring of muscle called the anal sphincter. Above that is a chamber called the rectum. The size of this chamber is roughly proportional to the size of the person it belongs to. Thus the rectum of a small person will be small. If you have large hands it may not be practical to try to fist someone who is only 1.75m (5'6") tall.
Goddamit I'm not doing it to be practical.
4: Or a dragon!
Props for the title.
You know, I'd never considered that about mermen.
I like the hagfish off on the right-hand side that thinks it's found a friend.
How come mermen get to have human cocks, but mermaids are stuck with invisible fish genitalia?
2: I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I can't remember where.
On the Little Mermaid VCR cover.
helpy-chalk: objectively anti-cloacae.
10: mermaids are stuck with invisible fish genitalia? I thought the tattoo in question proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mermen get stuck sometimes too.
At first glance I thought that the proud, haughty cock on the right had extruded a little hand to grip the anterior merman's penis. That would be some good tentacle porn!
On the Little Mermaid VCR cover.
I believe you're actually thinking of The Little Spermaid.
I think Alameida should post her tatoo now to offset this one.
Why are you all so dirty minded? That's just a sea lamprey, sucking all the vital fluids from the poor mermen.
15: Hmmm, maybe. You mean this?
Does SpermAid Treatment Affect Spontaneous Erection and Masturbation in Stallions?
11: We did actually have that tape when I was a kid, but I never noticed the penis on it.
19: Oh, and short answer is "No".
The long answer includes: Four stallions were also manually stimulated while mounted on a dummy mount or on the ground while three stallions were stimulated using a Missouri style artificial vagina* while mounted on a dummy mount.
a dummy mount
I object to this characterization. That mount was no dummy.
Wow. More than I ever wanted to know about stallion sex toys. (Marital aids?)
Missouri-style artificial vagina. Missouri-style artificial vagina.
Missouri-style artificial vagina.
Wow.
I guess now we know the subtext behind this story.
21: Huh, now there's something I've never really thought about.
Attachable at the distal end is some form of collection apparatus to capture the ejaculated semen, this apparatus will often include a filter of some sort to remove the gel fraction of the ejaculate and any detritus such as smegma.One hopes for the sake of the people who have to handle this stuff that stallion smegma is one of those prized mammalian bodily fluids, like ambergris.
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Know what's awesome? I came home and there was no electricity. After searching for and futzing with the breakers, and then noticing that the power in every other unit was on, I went through the roommate's mail pile by the light of my laptop and found a "48-hour notice" from PG&E.
Turns out he hasn't paid them since 12/27. Awesome. I just credit carded them $600.96 over the phone so that we can get our power back tomorrow. The roommate's in Tahoe. Looks like no On Demand tonight. Time to find a bar/coffee shop.
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Stallions and more, Bave. Knock yourself out.
27: I take it you've never seen Jackass 2.
29: The link that finally caused my roommate, looking over my shoulder, to comment, "Hmph, I didn't know dragons had penises. I thought they laid eggs."
30: No, and now I wish I could unsee it.
I was looking for video of lizard sex so I could show Stanley's roommate that many lizards actually have quite anthropomorphic penes, but instead I stumbled on the greatest youtube comment of all time:
I want to see lizards fucking... Not listen to crappy "hardcore" music. You fail at life.
30: And per the pictures in the link in 21, I think they are using an honest-to-god Missouri-style artificial vagina.
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I just ripped my first CD to our brand-new Time Capsule. 1TB, bitches.
(Although it didn't exactly "just work".)
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I was so busy thinking, "That's rubbish; a merman doesn't have a penis," that it took me about 15 seconds to notice the giant ejaculating cocks on either side. That's so ugly.
Those animal dildo people might get more sales if they had decent photos of their wares - those ones look like they were taken with someone's phone.
As long as you're mod-blogging, why not go all out?
How come mermen get to have human cocks, but mermaids are stuck with invisible fish genitalia?
Magritte resolved this question.
I love learning new things, such as the fact that the Roanoke-style artificial vagina allows for great bell pressure on penis glans, which is preferred by some stallions. I did not know this.
Except... next time I go to Wes's Missouri-style barbecue I won't be able to avoid thinking about artificial vaginas. Thanks.
(Seriously, Firefox spell-check? You recognize "vagina" but not "vaginas"? I guess it's vaginae.)
So, this is the underwater sex blog!
That picture touches off a kind of "awww, isn't that sweet?" response in me. Like when one sees puppies and kittens doing cute things.
