Re: Dry Rumping

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Dibbling.


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 7:59 PM
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Adult DVD... Talk?

That said, "Monorail" is great.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:01 PM
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Porn is not flooded with cute...

Huh.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:02 PM
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what is that called when guys rub their cocks up and down a girl's buttcrack ?

It's called "Wait, where did these other guys come from?"


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:04 PM
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I didn't even click through for the suggestions; ever as Walt Whitman pondered the city and upsprang its name (Mannahatta!) so did I learn as a lad, at that time of origins when all things in the possible and as yet experienced are named, that that activity is called "dibbling."


Posted by: Armsmasher | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:06 PM
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"Ham Sandwich" or "Spreadin' the Mayo"?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:07 PM
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5 seems a bit hastily composed.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:12 PM
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I recently learned that this has a name.


Posted by: A White Bear | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:15 PM
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5: Not inconsistent with the gardening instrument "dibble" which is a tapered garden implement with a wooden handle used to make holes in the ground for planting seeds.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:15 PM
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Not hardly.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:19 PM
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Yeah, "closing top of planting slit" and "fill in last hole by stamping with heel" are suggestive, but not of dry rumpage.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:24 PM
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10: The dibble that I own is much blunter, and I use it much more subtly and gently.

Point semi-taken, but the fact that it is a quasi-phallic instrument that is used in dirt, makes it more closely related to the described act than most other conceivable definitions of "dibble", you pathetic pedant wannabe.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:26 PM
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Does it have to be a girl's buttcrack?


Posted by: Hustle Misterioso | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:28 PM
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12: what? I was agreeing.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:36 PM
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Well, I was sort of disputing.


Posted by: redfoxtailshrub | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:37 PM
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Oh, so you're the pathetic pedant wannabe!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:37 PM
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Dibble.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:39 PM
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I'd call it "testing the waters".


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:39 PM
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Dibble.


Posted by: Cryptic Ned | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:40 PM
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Dibbler.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:42 PM
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I'd call it "testing the waters".

The parting of the ways.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:43 PM
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Trituration.

Although I imagine it won't meet the standards of the neo-pedantic rapid response team*. "It's not that kind of 'grinding'", they'll whine, smug in their best bib and tucker.

*I am hardly not comfortable that I can't not sort out lack of deceptive agreement from absence of feigned dispute. Not!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:44 PM
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Rob Dibble _was_ one of the Nasty Boys.


Posted by: ed bowlinger | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:45 PM
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Postcrural.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 8:46 PM
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hot doggin'

'cause you're putting your weiner between two buns


Posted by: Michael | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 9:22 PM
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25: Michael reveals that he is Yankey Doodel at adultdvdforum.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:12 PM
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Do you know what rubbing my cock in a woman's butt-crack makes me think of? The awesomeness of Leonard Cohen. I suggest that we christen this act "the awesomeness of Leonard Cohen."


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:20 PM
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mining the cleft.
plowing.
ripening the peach.


Posted by: Cala | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:22 PM
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Simply: "Panama!"


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:25 PM
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"Ham Sandwich" or "Spreadin' the Mayo"?

Ew.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:27 PM
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Along the lines of "ripening the peach", ripening the duct.


Posted by: ben w-lfs-n | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:36 PM
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Relatedly.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 10:41 PM
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A night at the club?

Dancing?

Or are we talking about in the bed?


Posted by: will | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:02 PM
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Going to Petersburg.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:04 PM
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That's Saint Petersburg to you, heathen.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:09 PM
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Not that one.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:10 PM
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Take your authorial intent and rub it in your buttcrack. There is only the text.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:13 PM
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Indeed, and the text says "Petersburg."


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:14 PM
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Are you denying the legitimacy of my interpretive community?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:22 PM
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Yes.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-15-08 11:23 PM
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For the record, the visitor who inspired the original post came from San Diego. I blame California.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 12:35 AM
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41: I blame credit California.

40: OK


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 12:51 AM
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I don't know if 29 is a reference to isthmus-like properties or to Lidding.


Posted by: Wrongshore | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 1:08 AM
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I would think canal-like properties. But I'm not totally sure.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 1:10 AM
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Can't spell "canal" without "anal".


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 1:16 AM
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Exactly.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 1:27 AM
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I'd call it "testing the waters".

The voice of experience. Get anywhere, Ned?


Posted by: asilon | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 2:41 AM
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Groovetubing.
The Newark Shuffle.
Mudsliding.
Tromboning.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 5:36 AM
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Skidmarking


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 7:45 AM
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Driving the Jersey Turnpike (inspired by 48.2)
Fanny Power Drive (There is even associated whistling music.)
Buttcake Tuber Overdrive
Rumpelstiltskin


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 7:47 AM
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Froggy style.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:21 AM
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Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:24 AM
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Froggy style.

So good.


Posted by: mrh | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:24 AM
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Crannyshining


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:32 AM
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Anadingus.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:38 AM
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what is that called when guys rub their cocks up and down a girl's buttcrack ?

"Awesome."


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:39 AM
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Has "assturbation" really not yet been suggested?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:43 AM
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57: So, so wrong.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:47 AM
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Wow, it was a quick fall from 53 to 58.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:49 AM
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Internatal Clefturbation.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:51 AM
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60 s/b Intergluteal Clefturbation. Stupid medical internet.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:53 AM
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Intermental Clefturbation being both different, and not what you might suspect.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 8:54 AM
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53: Froggy style seems to be taken. I also seem to remember a song of the same name.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:03 AM
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63: Yes, by Hi-C. I actually own the CD.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:05 AM
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64: Must you force these embarrassing admissions from me? I'm thinking of this song, performed by Nuttin Nyce, and yes, I have the CD.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:11 AM
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Also, their version of "Nasty Girl" is better than Vanity's.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:16 AM
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Hi-C's Froggy Style.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:17 AM
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67: Gawd, your taste is so much better than mine.


Posted by: SomeCallMeTim | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 9:21 AM
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assturbation

Thank you, apo. I've been offline, but I read that on my phone and I've been making assturbation jokes all day.


Posted by: ogged | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 11:03 PM
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Glad to be of service, Ogged.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 11:04 PM
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Joke, joke, assturbate, joke.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 11:08 PM
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Jeez not even one of those could've "J s/b T"?

Dry as a bone out here!


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 03-16-08 11:10 PM
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I guess this is different from "creditcarding."


Posted by: wrenae | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:22 PM
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Swiper, no swiping!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:42 PM
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Apo is wearing his Dora undies today.


Posted by: Will | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:43 PM
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¡Vamanos!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:45 PM
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"creditcarding"?

"Hmm, I can't seem to jiggle it open."


Posted by: ardent reader | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:47 PM
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You'll just have to lower your shoulder and try to force it open, I guess.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 03-17-08 2:54 PM
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