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Those Swedes, man.
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Straight up, water back. And you?
he didnt orgasm during sex does this mean i am bad
Yes, yes, it does.
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I certainly hope this person found their way to an answer.
3: Aw, that one is sad.
You are not bad, ImaginaryBoyGirl. He's just a closet HomoHetero.
Well I'll confess, at least seven or eight of those are me
Sometimes the associated IP addresses can be a source of humor. For instance, the "law firm" "caste system" search came from the Department of Justice.
I wonder if any of these strange searches lead to new regular commentors...
"and the tree was happy"
As I am reading this my husband is reading this book in the next room to the kid. God I loathe this fucking book.I keep putting it way up ont he shelf and hoping she will forget all about it. But we do have this sort of jivey cool recording of Shel reading it.
I'm not convinced that typing "I will not suck dick in class" into a search engine is going to have the desired effect on behavior. Call me old fashioned, but I think teachers should make those sluts write it on the blackboard 100 times, then they'll think twice before they do it again.
This is what you've been waiting for, Sybil.
10: They're have been a number of good threads here about that book.
The more we talk about it, the more it seems troubling and upsetting in a way that makes it impossible to dismiss as a "bad book". Only a good book can be that fucked up.
That's awesome, Wrongshore.
It;s definitely not a bad book. I just hate it.
Do we ever have a thread about Madeline? That would be cool.
Sybil, I don't know why you loathe that book, whichever one it is. Silverstein is good for the kids, yea. No?
The search queries are as amusing as any are; for the misspellings, for the stunning ways in which people's minds apparently work. The internet: it works for you! Have at it! With a fucking hammer! or a hacksaw, as you will.
As is noted in the threads rhc links to, The Giving Tree is a fully loathsome bit of self-sacrificing misery. It makes one feel like shit. Which may be good for the kids, but that's another thing.
Does anyone have anything bad to say about Maurice Sendak? Anyone cool, I mean. Outside Over There was my favorite book to read to my little sister, and hope.
17: Oh. I don't really remember the book.
17: It doesn't make me feel like shit. It makes me hate that fucking shit of a kid.
I'm more partial to Uncle Shelley's ABZ Book, which imparts such useful bits of wisdom to kids as "Strangers always have the best candy."
Does anyone have anything bad to say about Maurice Sendak? Anyone cool, I mean.
No. Nobody ever.
A lot of children's books have been forcibly burned into my brain (Goodnight Moon being the obvious example.) But I made sure I indoctrinated my children in the Nutshell Library, so that I could read them something that I can tolerate.
Also: Carole King's Really Rosie rocks !
Well I'll be damned. It actually means something.
24: Yeah, it's a heavily used term in Jerome Karabel's The Chosen in reference to the boarding schools who used to feed all the Ivies their students.
24: Hey -- even this prole knew that. But Middlesex is really the odd man out there, in terms of swank factor.
I assumed it was a genital piercing of some sort. I think I'll go on believing that.
I guess now we know Apo isn't old money.
I wouldn't have ever heard of St. Grottlesex had it not been for discussions on unfogged.
I wonder what a list of referrals including "site:unfogged.com" would look like.
The point is not to find what such a term actually means; it's to marvel. Because really, there are a plethora of bizarre references, and you cannot know them all.
apo, what did you think it meant?
I had no idea. I just liked the way it sounded. Like something you'd do in your sex grotto.
Just spotted: wife made me measure his penis.
34: Wow. Assigning referents there is interesting. Is "wife" the wife of "me" or the wife of "his" or another wife altogether?
34: Did it come from a urology clinic?
38: Sorry! Just, the referents were too weird, and around here we hear that people worry about the size of their kids' penises. I never knew. It's urological.
Nobody ever.
Unfortunately, several somebodies somewhere. Sendak's In the Night Kitchen is regularly challenged and occasionally banned in libraries because it features Full! Frontal! Male! Nudity! ...of a two-year-old.
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41: Those somebodies are not cool.
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Awesome.
44: So what exactly *were* you looking for those motors for?
I know a guy with a Sybian; he used to bring it to parties and keep it in his hotel room. Any girl who wanted to give it a whirl (maybe not the best verb?) could. What a gentleman!
46: wow, that iGallop is actually even more obscene than the genuine article.
47: The CDC will be pleased to know his name.
I have a feeling the CDC already does, given that Sifu knows him.
even more obscene than the genuine article.
SEXIST!
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Cool place to do shots.
I'm more partial to Uncle Shelley's ABZ Book
Oudemia is my long-lost sister. "Does the fireman in the red hat come to your house in his red fire engine? No? Too bad. The fireman only goes to places where there is a fire."
53: I is for Ink! What rhymes with ink? D R _ _ _
A friend's hippie parents had Shel Silverstein's 'Different Dances', which shocked us when we were kids.
"Wife made me measure his penis" is obviously Mr B.
Yankees are going to gain a game tonight, which is nice.
Weather's been good these past few days.
57: That's a category of comment I don't think I've seen: Baseball trolling.
I'm not taking the bait, w/d, except to tune in and cheer on Chicago.
I give a copy of Uncle Shelby's to all my breeder friends when they announce they're popping out their first one.
A: i will not suck dick in class
Q: Which New Year's resolution do you always break first?
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Magpie and I are (finally) organizing our bookshelves. We're bemused and faintly embarrassed to realize we have enough books to make up an architecture/urban planning section.
Also, we have a bunch of books we've bought twice. Not books we each owned before we met, books we already owned that we bought duplicates of, because we didn't realize we already owned them.
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This seems like a good excuse to mention that one of my favorite socialist folk musicians quit music for several years to write children's books.
I irrationally believe that Rosie's Singing Grandfather and Rosie's Grandfather Sings Again are an awesome pair of titles for children's books.
(Full disclosure, I remember my dad singing Rosselson's Little Tim McGuire when I was a kid, and it seems like a perfect "not suitable for children" kid's song. So I will always believe that Leon Rosselson knows something about communicating with kids).
We're bemused and faintly embarrassed to realize we have enough books to make up an architecture/urban planning section.
Nothing to be ashamed about here! In fact, I kind of wonder about anyone here who doesn't have such a section.
66: I s'pose not, it's just a little weird to see them all in one place. (I think the embarrassment comes more from the fact that we're organizing our book collection thematically than the actual subject matter. I feel like I should be putting little labels on the edges of the shelves to tell people what section they're looking at.)
thematically than the actual subject matter
Not sure I'm seeing the distinction.
Anyway, my wife organized our preschooler's bookshelf by spine color. It is not easy to locate a requested book, as the spine isn't always the color of the cover. But it does look good.
We have math, physics, chemistry, and forensics sections at home. History and fiction, too.
Not sure I'm seeing the distinction.
The distinction is purely in the fact that I was clearly smoking crack when I wrote that. What I meant to say was that we were organizing thematically rather than just purely alphabetically.
Anyway, my wife organized our preschooler's bookshelf by spine color.
Heh. When I asked Magpie (who has a master's in Library and Information Science) how we should organize the books, that was her first suggestion.
History and fiction, too.
Ah, yes, but do you have the history broken down by period and/or country? I now have a Modern European section, a Pre-Modern European section, an American section, and a History of Brown People section. With military history mixed in as appropriate; it shouldn't be ghettoized, dammit.
72: Sweet. Nice to now I'm not alone in my compulsion.
To be fair, I accidentally shuffle the books rather often. The sections are fluid to the extent of my laziness.
Jesus, "now"? I can't fucking type tonight.
With military history mixed in as appropriate
To keep the History of Brown People down.
64 reminds me of a friend in grad school who recalled a book from the library only to be told he was the one who'd checked it out.
To keep the History of Brown People down.
Is it wrong that I feel vaguely guilty about having shelved my books on the Algerian War of Independence with the Modern European stuff, rather than History of Brown People?
77: Luckily I've never done that. But anyone want a copy of David Hackett Fischer's Washington's Crossing? Free to good home.
Do you have Water from the Rock, about Africans and African-(North) Americans and the American Revolution? America, Europe, military, and brown people. Might have to own multiple copies to shelve properly.
80: No, but it sounds like I should keep an eye out for it. I've already considered putting little "See also:" cards on the shelves.
81: Yeah. It's not like it's a small book, either. I mean, I could see inadvertently buying a copy of On Bullshit, 'cause that thing's printed in a dinky trim size. But Washington's Crossing is a big fucking book.
I'd be happy to take it off your hands—I can send you an envelope with postage. Email me at the link, if you would. The review in the NYRB (which I've quoted here a couple of times) made me want to read it.
B will be pleased to know that the women's history stuff is also mixed in as appropriate.
So far we also have tech, food writing, travel and California.
I've got some multiple copies of books, but usually for a reason: the copy I had was on the other side of the country and I wouldn't be able to get to it for months, or there was a cheap and relatively light paperback of a hardcover I didn't want to carry around as I read it. I've got some books in both categories right now.
I, of course, feel like an idiot when I don't actually finish these books before I get back to my original copies.
24: Hey -- even this prole knew that. But Middlesex is really the odd man out there, in terms of swank factor.
I never really thought of Middlesex as significantly less swanky. Obviously Groton and St. Paul's are swankier than the others, but St. Mark's dropped a while ago, and I didn't know that St. George's was super-highly rated. We didn't like playing St. George's when I was in high school, because it was so much farther away. A Wednesday game was a real pain.
I, of course, feel like an idiot when I don't actually finish these books before I get back to my original copies.
"[F]inish"? Shit, I don't think I've even *started* half the books on the shelves at the moment.
wemon in barnyard sex
Sorry. My bad.
America, Europe, military, and brown people.
Okay, I still don't have a copy of Water from the Rock, but looking at my shelves I realized I do have a copy of Briton Busch's Britain, India, and the Arabs, 1914-1921. That's Europe (I subsume the UK in Europe for purposes of classification), Asia, and *two* *different* kinds of brown people.
88: I theoretically buy extra copies because I "need" them at that moment. I have tons of other books I don't (usually) feel bad about not having finished.
90: nice. I do the same thing with the UK when I'm actually organizing my books. If I had more UK books I probably wouldn't. British North America I put with either the US or Canada, depending on period/place.
83: Check yer mail.
Check yers back.
79: I used to go on Christmas Day to Washington's Crossing to see them reenact Washington's crossing. Is the book any good?
88: If you and Magpie find yourselves in DC for any odd reason, I may need to have her talk some sense into my girlfriend, who has the odd notion that I need to get rid of books. (Plus Magpie would probably just like her. And I haven't seen Magpie in ages).
My books are in clusters of strong correlation (sheet music; music textbooks; computer books and manuals; hardback fiction, softback fiction), laced with shelves of loosely related matter (pop culture, books about bands or lyrics, non-textbook things about architecture, freakonomics). The best thing to be said for the way my books are arranged is that it maximizes use of the structural shelves and deep cases for rows upon rows of large books (piano scores and architecture textbooks share a form factor).
What I need is at least six more feet of bookcases at current height and depth, but my apartment is inadequate for that.
I have duplicates of several things, a condition I will now name remainderitis. I am almost incapable of leaving a bookstore without visiting the remaindered books, so I'll spot a deal on something I've been meaning to read, grab it, and discover at home that I'd spotted the same sort of deal before. And hadn't read it (because I'd *remember* that). The condition requires remainder tables, as they lead to the sort of half-dozen-at-once purchase that results in none of the books ever getting read.
Between us, the GF and I do own three intentionally-purchased copies of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius," because I had the hardback and bought the trade paperback to get the extra material.
And I inadvertently have two copies of two different McSweeney's editions.
I should read more and buy less.
I just did a thing for this magazine today in which I shelved a ton of books by color (1/3 of my biggest bookshelf, about the equivalent of an ikea billy bookcase), and it looks amazing, but now I have to reshelve them all properly. fuck. maybe I'll just leave it for a while. this allows me to mention that my bookshelf has a rail and a ladder. a ladder! it's so great. I ostensibly bought it for my husband, but...
For some reason we don't really get remaindered books around here. Some of them go to used bookstores, but then they get marked at half-price or even more, so it's just not the same as going to a bookstore in another city and seeing a remainder table with deep, deep discounts. On the whole, this is probably a good thing, since my experience with those tables mirrors fedward. Even at the used bookstore, I frequently have to talk myself down from buying second copies of books that I KNOW I have, because they were such good choices in the first place, and why wouldn't you want to reaffirm that and do what was successful in the past?
Have we listed our book sections before? Mine are: Anarchism, Sociology and other Left books, Dictionaries and Atlases, Ecological Architecture, Film Studies, Music Studies, Race & Resistance, Russian Dictionaries, Russian Literature, Outdoor Survival, Children's Books, English Literature, Intoxicants, [Certain Collectibles Related to Intoxicants], Fashion, Mysteries and Noir, Paperback SF and Graphic Novels.
However, I am a little behind on my shelving, so whenever I give it another go-round, other sections may suggest themselves.
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Apropos of nothing, we have two nice gentlemen from 1-800-GOT-JUNK emptying our garage of, well, junk, and one of them looks exactly like bearded-Armsmasher.
Junksmasher!
Also, free public service to the internet: do not use 1-800-GOT-JUNK, as the guy (not Junksmasher) will quote you one price, start working, and then say he didn't realize how much stuff you had, and halfway through tell you it's going to be $100 more.
mrh, I am shocked! simply shocked that they would do such a thing!
You've never used movers before, have you?
Every single mover tries to do the same thing.
I am shocked that you can discover the searches that brought people here.
I vote that Ogged posts the search question with the commenter. What question did w-lfs-n ask?
Every single mover tries to do the same thing.
Not my movers, whom I love! Rhode Islanders, I hereby endorse Consumers' Movers, who have never tried to screw me in 3 different moves.
that just means that they charged you too much to begin with.
Just accept it. The movers will screw you. Just like car dealers.
101: What question did w-lfs-n ask?
Why is it that at all other blogs we post sitting up, but on this blog we post in a reclining position?
"What question did w-lfs-n ask?"
where i can find pictures of apostropher with no pants
105: in a reclining position preferred
where i can find pictures of apostropher with no pants
I had always taken it as self-evident that an image of apo's wang was the first data record in w-lfs-n's cock database.
107: Not sufficiently anonymous.
3, 5: I'd actually feel kind of terrible if the hypothetical browsing person stumbled on this thread and actually thought s/he was bad or that his/her boyfriend wasn't into them because they couldn't come during sex. So here, Imaginary Person! A link about anorgasmia. In can be caused by psychological problems like stress, performance anxiety, etc., but it can also be the side effect of a drug. A lot of SSRIs and other anti-depressants can cause anorgasmia; so can alcohol. Talk it over with your partner and see what can help.
This has been another edition of Eugene Debs's Earnest Sex Advice.
In can be caused by psychological problems like stress, performance anxiety, etc., but it can also be the side effect of a drug. A lot of SSRIs and other anti-depressants can cause anorgasmia; so can alcohol.
Also, if the girl just isn't hot anymore. Suggest lipsuction and vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
109: so can alcohol
Yes, if your partner has to get shitfaced drunk before they are willing to go to bed with you they might not be able to come.
108: B&W photos would solve that problem.
112: I guess you're right. Now I just need to find a wide-angle lens.
(who has a master's in Library and Information Science)
Hipster.
Also, I can't find any evidence of my all-time favorite kids' book. I swear it was called "A Walk in the Jungle", but it was not the crime novel by Glenn Canary, nor the "Animal Explorers" book by Dorothea DePrisco. It had great colorful illustrations and I think it was about some sort of short bird with a huge beak going through the jungle.
114: Pfft. I'm too old to be a hipster.
94: I'm afraid I'd be the wrong person to talk your girlfriend out of telling you to give away books, because I'm a big believer in weeding. Genre fiction in particular passes through quickly. Right now I've got a stack that's about to go into BookMooch, a stack that's about to go out of BookMooch and to my mom for the Mayberry Library Book Sale (because they haven't moved in months) and the pile of stuff that's outdated and destined for the El Suburb recycling center's book shelf (and from there into Jackmormon's parents' house, most likely).
We do come through DC from time to time, though, and will drop you an e-mail beforehand.
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Proving yet again that feminists are smarter than everyone else in America.
Re. the Giving Tree, PK loved that book, and I told him I hated it. He asked why. I explained. He thought about it for a few days, then came to me and agreed that I was right.
I thought Tina Fey was a secret Republican.
tell me I'm wrong!
It's not a secret, I don't think?
I think Tina Fey thinks Tina Fey is a secret Republican.
Well, anyway, my point was that Republicans are generally not feminists. with the possible exception of those who are Republicans because the only thing they care about is tax cuts. that is to say, glibertarians.
