Re: Ain't It The Way

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Sit down and get dicked?


Posted by: Gozer | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 5:16 PM
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Now I feel all sexist and shit.


Posted by: Gozer | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 5:17 PM
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Lie down and get teabagged.


Posted by: Ardent reader | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 5:19 PM
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You have to stand up now?


Posted by: Ugh | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 7:35 PM
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...and when it's over, then it's time for uncunting.


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 7:47 PM
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I'm standing, dammit, I'm STANDING.


Posted by: Anderson | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 8:53 PM
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A complete stranger, an American guy at the Chinese consulate called "Clint Wilson", showed me his visa for China - he had been, er, "renamed" and, as he pointed out, this for the SECOND time by Chinese officials........ I didn't really know how to respond except to smile weakly.


Posted by: Herr Torquewrench | Link to this comment | 05- 5-08 11:32 PM
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I took the liberty to look up how often this happens in the Sudan.
To paraphrase Wikipedia:
Cunting has been carried out in Sudan in 1955/56, 1973 (national), 1983 (national) and 1993 (only north). Cunting is planned for April 2008.


Posted by: disaggregated | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 1:55 AM
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I demand a recunt!


Posted by: Gaijin Biker | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 5:39 AM
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he had been, er, "renamed" and, as he pointed out, this for the SECOND time by Chinese officials

That was their revenge for the Wade-Giles system dubbing millions of Chinese "Wang".


Posted by: Knecht Ruprecht | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 5:44 AM
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all i can think of is the first verse to "For Those About To Rock"

Stand up and be cunted
For what you are about to receive


Posted by: cleek | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 6:25 AM
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I demand a recunt!

This time, don't neglect the hanging chad.


Posted by: My Alter Ego | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 6:52 AM
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This time, don't neglect the hanging pregnant chad.


Posted by: KR | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 8:24 AM
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Optimally the last paragraph of the previous post would have formed the text for this one:
Sweet. You can't beat high school for awkward sexual moments. I once tried to get busy while still wearing a suit jacket. You?


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 8:29 AM
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Cindy McCain is from Sudan?


Posted by: shpx.ohfu | Link to this comment | 05- 6-08 9:45 AM
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