Re: Stop me if you've heard this one

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Go on...


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:00 PM
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Did they get there on BART?


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:03 PM
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Where were Michael Dirda and Jacques Derrida when that happened?

And what about that other book critic with a name like "Barthes" that I either can't remember or made up?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:04 PM
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The joke is in the mis-telling of the joke. They actually walked into a bar, and said, "Ow!"


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:06 PM
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Weren't they surprised when they saw Morrissey and Marr had beaten them to it?


Posted by: md 20/400 | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:08 PM
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No, see, they actually walked into a salon, but were ejected because they didn't pony up the admittance fee.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:09 PM
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Actually, it was a saloon along the old pony express route.


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:12 PM
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And the saloon-keeper said, "Actually, we get quite a few ponies in here."


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:14 PM
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Cute: the plot summary for A Void on Wikipedia is a lipogram in e.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:15 PM
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"One for every thought. Those patrons just won't shut up."


Posted by: eb | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:15 PM
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"Actually, we get quite a few ponies in here."

At which point it is revealed that the bar is actually an S&M club.


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:17 PM
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And then a horse walked in, and the saloonkeeper asked, "Why the long face?"


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:20 PM
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It was this saloon, yes?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:28 PM
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Maybe bugs like to barf!


Posted by: Unpronounceable Awl | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:32 PM
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BARTH HELD AS "METER-BEATER"
Arrested in a saloon!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:33 PM
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Yeah, so anyway, John Barth says, "I'll have a beer,"" and Karl Barth says in amazement, "Holy crap, a talking Barth!"


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:33 PM
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".. lookin' fer the barthroom?"


Posted by: Unpronounceable Awl | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:34 PM
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Then a guy with a lisp invites them to sit on the barthtool...


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:39 PM
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Please don't hit me as hard as you hit that barthigator!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:48 PM
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That was the Barth bitch you ate!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:49 PM
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Then Sophie Barthes said, "Fuck you, clown!"


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:58 PM
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I've heard it before.


Posted by: Gonerill | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 6:59 PM
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8: And the saloon-keeper said, "Actually, we get quite a few ponies in here."

'That's why there's so much horseshit in here.'

max
['Eau.']


Posted by: max | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:07 PM
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21: And then the barthman said, "That's OK, most guys just leave her hanging on the tree."


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:08 PM
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So a guy at the other end of the bar says to the saloonkeeper, "I'll bet you a hundred bucks my dog can talk," and then, to the dog, "who's that theologian over there?"

....

Out on the sidewalk, the dog says to his owner, "I'd have said 'Donald', but I always get him mixed up with his brother, Frederick."


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:11 PM
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25: Very nice, I was trying to come up with a way to use that one.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:14 PM
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... and said to one another, "Holy crap, I thought you were dead!"

Sigh.


Posted by: parsimon | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:20 PM
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Out on the sidewalk, the dog says to his owner, "I'd have said 'Donald', but I always get him mixed up with his brother, Frederick."

"I'm surprised", his owner said. You were so quick to pick out Dennett from Dummett and Devitt." And the dog said, "I guess my Barths are worse than my Brights."


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 7:55 PM
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*applause*


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:05 PM
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Dummett hasn't really signed on with that Bright nonsense, has he?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:06 PM
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Fantastic, a link to Georges Perec. I don't think I've thought of him since around age 15 when I stopped reading language trivia books, all of which talked about lipograms. They also all led me to believe that he must have been a member of the Dada movement, or maybe even a contemporary of Mallarmé.

And what about that other book critic with a name like "Barthes" that I either can't remember or made up?

Fabien Barthez?


Posted by: Cryptic ned | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:07 PM
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I think it must just have been Dirda.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:09 PM
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...as they picked themselves up off the ground outside and brushed the dirt off their clothes, Karl yells back at the burly Irish bouncer, "Since when do you fucking papists believe in barth control?"


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:10 PM
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Dummett hasn't really signed on with that Bright nonsense, has he?

No, I'm more interested in old-fashioned nonsense like the Tarot and Roman Catholicism.


Posted by: Michael Dummett | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:11 PM
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Dummett hasn't really signed on with that Bright nonsense, has he?

To my knowledge, Dennett is the only one of the three. But I will not let facts stand in the way of a pun.

While researching the answer to your question, I discovered this handy index of nonsense-prone people.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:17 PM
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While researching the answer to your question, I discovered this handy index of nonsense-prone people.

That's rich, coming from the Unfogged front-page poster responsible for this post.


Posted by: Walt Someguy | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:23 PM
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9: is a lipogram in e.

Compels me to point out that my "Twitter Proposal" marriage proposal for neb from a few weeks back was a lipogram in a*. Otwipo.

*I was motivated by a previous report from neb on the results of his deployment of lipography in an unexpected venue.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:49 PM
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36: He (she? Its Standpipeness?) wrote that with a purpose.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:50 PM
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Williams Gass and Gaddis are tending bar?


Posted by: Counterfly | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 8:50 PM
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The three Lee Siegels were pretending to be one another.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:00 PM
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wrote that with a purpose.

Several years ago, in fact.


Posted by: Parenthetical | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:00 PM
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My experience trying to locate the comments to link in 37 has shaken my faith in the Great Chain of Internet Being.

I was frustrated that I could not find neb's earlier comment via Google, so I finally tried Bing. And it found it. In fact, Bing found 4 to Google's 1 (which was not among Bing's 4). Odd and unsettling.
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Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:01 PM
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It was a purpose wholly other than to be a piece of automatic writing.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:01 PM
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Google is notoriously unreliable with unfogged.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:07 PM
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44: Hmm, I've generally had pretty good results (I guess as far as *I* knew) and one of them I know had found earlier via Google. I did find it interesting that the only one instance that Google found was from the comments to a post before one of the Bing ones, yet neither found the other one (the latter was in the comments to your post about the NYTimes link). They're colluding!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:14 PM
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35: Wow, that is quite the collection of nonsense-prone people.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:18 PM
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Is it possible that JP is unaware of the hoohole?


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:19 PM
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47: Very possible. Believe I am aware of the concept as used here, but certainly fuzzy on any details as they might pertain specifically to this site (was there some autorobotblock or the like?). Enlighten or not as you see fit Mr. Garden State.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:34 PM
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I believe use of the term "hoohole" begins here, but the problem had been going on for a while at that point, and it continued for some time. No one seems to know what causes it (or, perhaps, those who do know haven't shared that knowledge publicly), but certain threads seem to just disappear from Google's reach. Yahoo has generally been better, but still not perfect. The problem comes and goes.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:39 PM
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Oh, I had forgotten about the hoohole. Bing finds this one that I was looking for the other day and didn't find with Google.


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:43 PM
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Brentano tries to remember the name of his friend Bolzano's favorite drink, but it turns out that Bolzano has in fact been a teetotaler all his life, so nothing in reality corresponds to the idea in Brentano's mind.


Posted by: Criminally Bulgur | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:43 PM
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But wtf kind of name is "Bing"? Does it randomly start crooning old songs?


Posted by: essear | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:44 PM
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Edward worried about his drinking. Would there be enough gin? Enough ice?


Posted by: Donald Barthelme | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:44 PM
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But wtf kind of name is "Bing"?

It's secretly powered by cherries.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:45 PM
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so nothing in reality corresponds to the idea in Brentano's mind.

So it seems ordinarily, but if you but wear le monocle de Meinongle, you will see that there is another Bolzano who loved to tipple.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:49 PM
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Google also claimed that ubu.com contains no documents matching "Schwitters".

Google is a bitch.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:50 PM
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Mein ongle ist dein ongle.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:52 PM
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And yet it is through Google that I found the Schwitters recording of the Ursonate on ubu.com. Would Schwitters have found creative power within the apparent randomness? I'd like to think so.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:54 PM
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For you, Jesus. Listen to the Simultaneous Ursonate.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:57 PM
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Huh, Pandora's pretty cool.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:57 PM
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Apropos of nothing in particular, of course.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 9:57 PM
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59: Thanks, I know! I saw it on Metafilter!


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 10:02 PM
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Me too!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 10:05 PM
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One day Mr. Stevenson asked a friend whether he wanted a "Barth donut", the friend said, "Sure!", so Mr. Stevenson gave him ... a ... "Barth donut".

I've never understood this joke, but then I've never been in a saloon.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 10:18 PM
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Wait—I think I get it—each person's family name begins with bar! But they walk into a saloon!


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 10:28 PM
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[Neb's] been raiding the medicine cabinet again.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 10:39 PM
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28: huzzah!


Posted by: alameida | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 11:26 PM
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I keep reopening this thread to read 28 again. It still hasn't used up its funny.


Posted by: jms | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 11:26 PM
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indeed.


Posted by: soup biscuit | Link to this comment | 08-19-09 11:35 PM
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re: 34

He's interested in it as a card game, not as a tool for the divination of the future, no?

[His little peevish 'how undergraduates and Americans abuse the English language' book/pamphlet/polemic is highly amusing.]


Posted by: nattarGcM ttaM | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:38 AM
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TA-A-A-ROT, TA-A-A-ROT, let my people goooooo!


Posted by: | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:55 AM
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Seriously, a serious question: would someone please explain "The Bothersome Man"? It strikes me as heavyhanded allegory, but then so did "London Fields."


Posted by: Entity | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 2:15 AM
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Heisenberg, Goedel and Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg says "This is very odd and improbable, and I wonder if we might be in a joke, but I can't be certain." Goedel says "Well, if we were outside the joke we would know, but since we're inside the joke, there's no way of determining whether or not we're in a joke." And Chomsky says "Of course this is a joke, but you're telling it wrong!"
[credit to John M. Ford]


Posted by: Doug | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 4:03 AM
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73: Pauli was excluded from the joke?


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 5:34 AM
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74: Possibly Schrödinger too.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 5:39 AM
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I had no idea so many people would find jokes about Karl Barth comprehensible. Maybe I should reactivate my old LOLTheologianz idea. Some old sticks in the mud thought i can haz Reserekshun? was offensive.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 8:46 AM
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76: The Barthers are a confusing bunch, to be sure.


Posted by: Stanley | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 8:55 AM
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I had no idea so many people would could plausibly pretend to find jokes about Karl Barth comprehensible.


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 8:57 AM
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Christ has a flavor.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:07 AM
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And that flavor is rainbow".


Posted by: paranoid android | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:10 AM
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INVISIBLE TELEFONE


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:13 AM
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79 are serious revelashun, paranoid. This are serious thread.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:13 AM
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Christ has a flavor.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:15 AM
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om nom nom nom nom


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:22 AM
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There were Barth jokes?


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:23 AM
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I heard He tastes like chicken.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:25 AM
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Spring chicken, to be specific.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:25 AM
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Barf(thes).


Posted by: Sophomore | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:27 AM
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One would have thought He tasted of lamb, though.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:27 AM
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NO BUCKIT JUST DILDO


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:31 AM
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One would have thought He tasted of lamb, though.

Or bread.


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:31 AM
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Which makes me think that The Lamb, the Witch, and the Wardrobe would have been pretty awesome. I'm picturing this big fluffy lamb frolicking all around the battlefield wreaking havoc on the Witch's minions with His blessed little hooves.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:32 AM
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Although in reality, what Christ really tastes like is paste.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:34 AM
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It was oddly fun to paste in a url for an href named "paste".


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:35 AM
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IM IN UR CHURCH NAILIN UR THESES


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:41 AM
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How did the Holy Spirit come to be understood as one of the persons of God, distinct from the person of the Father -- instead of as something akin to the divine presence/Shekhinah, which would have avoided some (seemingly) needless complexity?


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:41 AM
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BUT DEY BOF LOOKS LIKE 'L', GUYZ!


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:42 AM
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97: I would have gone with something nipple-relate.


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:45 AM
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^related


Posted by: Standpipe Bridgeplate | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:45 AM
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96: The book-length answer.


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:47 AM
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UR LITTLE CHILDRENS: SUFFER THEM COME UN2 ME.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:48 AM
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BUBERZ! HOORAY!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:49 AM
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102 to 98, perhaps.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:50 AM
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First they came for the Lulz...


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:55 AM
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I HAZ A POCKIT


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 9:59 AM
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O HAI


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:07 AM
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I CAN HAZ REVOLUSHUN?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:08 AM
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I, KANT, HAZ CHEEZBURGER.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:08 AM
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HALP!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:10 AM
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Also, please.


Posted by: adamhenne | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:13 AM
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CHRISTLOAF


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:13 AM
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Has probably been linked here before, but this seems relevant.


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:14 AM
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" ... and then the bartender says "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I need to see your Barth certificate!"


Posted by: Populuxe | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:14 AM
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FEELUMS, LET ME SHOW U THEM


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:16 AM
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ULTAMIT WERD CHRIST PENULTAMIT WERD PAR-TAY!

i can haz marterdum?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:16 AM
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I IZ EKUMENIKLE. LAYDEEZ...


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:20 AM
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Would it help squeeze a few more jokes out of the thread to point out that the surnames of Karl Barth and Roland Barthes are actually pronounced "bart"?


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:20 AM
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117: Come for the ice cream, stay for the exegesis of your choice of cone.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:24 AM
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THIS SERMON SOUNDS A LOT BETTER IN THE BACK OF MY VAN.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:26 AM
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From the lolcats bible: "An den dis clowd shoded up n teh voyce of Ceiling Cat sez, 'Let me show u mai fav kitten. Mai fav kitten, let me show u him. U lissin to his meows, kthxbi'.


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:28 AM
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HEY! UNTO YOU A... ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:34 AM
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Oh, I had forgotten about the hoohole. Bing finds this one that I was looking for the other day and didn't find with Google.

Oh, nice. Bing finds one of my very favorite unfogged comments which google doesn't have.

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Posted by: NickS | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:35 AM
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He is... The Most Interesting Man in the World.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:39 AM
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96: I recently read a convincing explanation that the Trinity was all about catering to Neo-Platonists, who were committed to a three-part division of the divine, and were influential in the early Church. So they had the Father and Son, and cobbled up the Holy Ghost to fill the gap.


Posted by: LizardBreath | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:41 AM
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KITEKAT DIED 4 UR SINS


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:53 AM
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I CAN HAZ JEEZBURGER?


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 10:59 AM
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Also.


Posted by: Merganser | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:02 AM
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This page even leads with a Barth joke before proceeding to the LOLTheologians.


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This page, rather.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:02 AM
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I'm sure the page linked in 129 would be hilarious if I knew anything about theology.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:13 AM
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SINNRZ IN HANDZ OF A ANGRY CEILING HUMAN.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:14 AM
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So, out of curiosity, why do students of other -ology fields become [x]ologists, but students of theology become theologians?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:21 AM
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132: "-gist" is not a theological category.

/Stanley Hauerwas'd

(In reality, I have no idea. I don't believe German and French make similar distinctions.)


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:38 AM
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Wait, has teo transferred to the dayshift?


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:42 AM
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For now, I'm on all shifts.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:49 AM
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I'm a Cosmetologian.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:54 AM
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136: I thought you preferred aesthetologist?


Posted by: oudemia | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:56 AM
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I don't believe German and French make similar distinctions.

German doesn't (Biologe, Theologe), French does (e.g. biologiste, théologien).


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 11:57 AM
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So it seems the French are to blame.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:01 PM
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According to the OED, it comes from Greek/Latin theologia, so there's that. Also, the OED gives 'theologist' (from the verbal form theologizare) and 'theologer'.


Posted by: Jesus McQueen | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:01 PM
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When I tend bar, I'm a mixologian.


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:05 PM
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140: The Ologer: CBS Tuesdays, after CSI: Barmen.


Posted by: Flippanter | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:08 PM
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Me, I'm an Apostropharian. Mon.

Which reminds me, there's an honest to Jah Rastafarian couple that frequents the farmstand where I cashier. They're totally unselfconscious in their Rasta ways and always take their leave by saying "Much respect!".


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:10 PM
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I'm from the US, but my ancestors were Norwelogists.


Posted by: Sifu Tweety | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:13 PM
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144: You're nothing but a viking apologian.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:16 PM
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I am a biologian, as Kotsko has observed.


Posted by: nosflow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:24 PM
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my ancestors were Norwelogists.

Is that like Swedenborgians?


Posted by: pain perdu | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:25 PM
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as Kotsko has observed.

JRoth is the Salbologist with the most confirmed neb observations.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:34 PM
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I'm on all shifts

Then when do you sleep?

(Alternate: teo is aware of all shift traditions.)


Posted by: Robust McManlyPants | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:39 PM
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Sleep is for the weak.


Posted by: teofilo | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:39 PM
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always take their leave by saying "Much respect!".

I rather love this as a form of farewell.


Posted by: Di Kotimy | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:40 PM
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Liz Kelly: celebritologist or celebritologian?


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:40 PM
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I tranzlated u sum golden plaetz, but an anjel eated em. Srsly.

I CAN HAZ WIVEZ?


Posted by: Bave Dee | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:48 PM
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147: Swedenborgians

No one expects the Scandinavian assimilation!


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:48 PM
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151: The last time I was in Jamaica, my drug-procuring scary dude had a standard parting:

D-PSD: (holds out fist) Respect.
Me: (fist bump) Respect.
D-PSD: (soft punch to my chest, volume up sharply) MAAAAAAAximum respect!!!!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:53 PM
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149 to 150.

152: Neither. She's a starfuckeuse.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:54 PM
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155: And then after that, the daggering started?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:55 PM
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I rather love this as a form of farewell.

It is damn cute when they say it (although I feel a little patronizing feeling that).


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 12:59 PM
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MAAAAAAAximum penile fracture!!!!


Posted by: apostropher | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:00 PM
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M/tch: Apostropharian or Apostrophagian?


Posted by: k-sky | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:38 PM
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160: Hey, I'm a pastaphagian too!


Posted by: Cyrus | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:51 PM
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160: I'm a phag where it counts, baby!


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:52 PM
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In 162, I probably should have provided this link for those who need to RTFC(anon).


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 1:54 PM
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Saloonkeeper asks what do they call themselves, and they say, "The Baristocrats".


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 4:29 PM
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Too soon?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 4:29 PM
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156.2: I, by contrast, am a nofuckeuse.


Posted by: piminnowcheez | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 4:42 PM
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156: Neither. She's a starfuckeuse.

You just got mad with her
For givin' head to Steve McQueen


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 5:32 PM
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I have been waiting my entire life--okay, well, ever since I started graduate school, anyway--for someone to make this joke.


Posted by: bitchphd | Link to this comment | 08-20-09 7:30 PM
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168: And all along, B, maybe you were the someone you were waiting for.

Oh wait, I forgot. Women can't tell jokes.


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:29 AM
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Grad turned B into a Steve McQueen fangirl?


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:40 AM
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170: You are averring that 167 contains a joke?


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:53 AM
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A lame joke that no one gets is still joke (or was before about 1980 or so).


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 10:57 AM
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Still a joke.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 11:09 AM
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Sorry, 172 is incorrect. The proper answer is "No, I am averring that your pants contain a joke."


Posted by: M/tch M/lls | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 11:24 AM
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Damn, I always get that one wrong.


Posted by: JP Stormcrow | Link to this comment | 08-21-09 12:18 PM
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