Do you find tongue scrapers gross or boring, Stan?
Don't you appreciate all the planning and effort that goes into making that kissable mouth?
Tongue scrapers make me think of David Foster Wallace. (As does Venus Williams, really. I can't be the only person who first heard of her in IJ, right?)
2: I urge you to consider the possibility that I was the one engaged in the perceived over-sharing.
2: Ah, I assumed Stanley was the teller.
I was fucking right.
Unfogged Style Guide Rule 17: Respond to pwnage with misplaced aggression.
Tongue scrapers are like the preview button. Everyone should use it, but it's awkward to talk about.
6.2: Oops, I typed out loud the part you say quiet and said quiet the part you type out loud.
but it's awkward to talk about.
Is that a tongue scraper in your mouth or are you trying tell me something?
(As does Venus Williams, really. I can't be the only person who first heard of her in IJ, right?)
The only American person, possibly.
You should also close the door when going to the bathroom. Especially if you pee while sitting down, Stanley.
You should also close the door when going to the bathroom.
But then how would my cats come in and make a nest out of the pants around my ankles? I don't think you've thought this through at all, will.
12:
Two different female friends have told me that they had to break up with their boyfriends when they learned that the boyfriends sat down to pee. They lost all sexual attraction to them.
Two different female friends have told me that they had to break up with their boyfriends when they learned that the boyfriends sat down to pee. They lost all sexual attraction to them.
That's the strangest thing that I've heard in a while.
Gender roles are weird.
Really? In 1994 or whatever? She hadn't won anything yet.
OK, so I read the book in '96. From Wikipedia, "Williams played five events in 1996, falling in the first round four times but reaching the third round in Los Angeles, before losing to World No. 1 Steffi Graf."
Most of America had heard of her?
13: Upright peeing results in misses, due to the chaotic nature of the stream at the beginning and end of urination, so these boyfriends were inconveniencing themselves to leave a cleaner bathroom for others. Your female friends were not worthy of them.
Most of America had heard of her?
Probably more people than had heard of Infinite Jest.
My understanding is that certain piercings require that a person sit down to pee. Me: I'm just lazy sometimes, especially if it's the middle of the night.
18: Pfff. I can let my mind wander and miss at the middle or the end.
Two different female friends have told me that they had to break up with their boyfriends when they learned that the boyfriends sat down to pee.They lost all sexual attraction to them.
Are you sure your friends weren't using "the boyfriends sat down to pee" as a euphemism for "the boyfriends were really women"? Because otherwise this is incomprehensible.
I interpret it to mean "I was checked out of the relationship, but hadn't admitted it to myself because he was a genuinely good person with lots of good qualities. So I found some coincident detail and attributed my turn-off to that."
Maybe the sitting-boyfriends sat down to pee, but still somehow got a bunch of urine on the floor. That would be something of a deal breaker.
the middle of the night
That's when you use the sink. One of the times, anyway.
"Wait, I'm dating a guy who can't not pee on the floor."
Will lives in the south, right? Not to stereotype or anything, but southern women will buy this:
http://www.zappos.com/justin-tessa-black?channel=25
(fancy flip-flop with mirrored cross for decoration)
If you want to scrape your tongue while peeing, I think sitting down is probably the best option.
I sit down to scrape my tongue, because I'm a phlegminist.
13: UNG was a sitzpinkler. Just saying.
Talk to me about tongue-scrapers, Stanley. For all their unquestionable value in creating a kissable mouth, I have found I am incapable of using a tongue-scraper without inducing vomiting.
Scrape the tongue, not the bottom of the barrel.
UNG was a sitzpinkler. Just saying.
He pitzed in the sink?
Every single man on the planet does that.
Fungi? I don't even like the way you pee!
Talk to me about tongue-scrapers, Stanley.
I don't actually use one. But the dentist said, in lieu of a tongue scraper, you can retire your old toothbrush to be your dedicated tonguebrush. But—and this important—definitely don't use the same brush for your tongue and your teeth, as you'll transfer tongue plaque onto the teeth.
Brush your tongue with your toothbrush, and then use your tongue scraper to scrape off your toothbrush, and then clean your teeth with your tongue. Easy-peasy.
transfer tongue plaque
I'm not sure any part of this makes sense.
It assumes you're not letting your tongue touch your teeth throughout the day.
39: I've probably vastly misstated the reasoning, but the take away was definitely don't do that.
Obviously, don't let your tongue touch your teeth.
Can plaque form on the tongue?
Can you actually transfer a plaque?
Obviously don't let your pwn touch your pwn.
43 before I saw 41. Substitute bacteria for plaque and it makes sense to me.
43.2: If the plaque keeps its GPA up, it can transfer back to the teeth and save a bunch of money in tuition.
44: I wasn't pwned. I was instructing.
God help you if you try and give a libertarian a plaque.
Scrape the tongue, not the bottom of the barrel.
This would be a great marketing slogan, emphasizing how the improved fresh breath will help you snag a more desirable man or woman.
But then how would my cats come in and make a nest out of the pants around my ankles?
Oh, there is a great photo somewhere of my dad with a cat nestled in his underpants whilst he was on the toilet. I wonder if I could find it.
Anyway, enough of this gay banter. What about today's stage? Cav does look gorgeous in green.
They each said it wasnt manly. To be fair, their comments were half in jest when talking about breakups. For each, it was something along the lines of "he was annoying in all sorts of ways..........and then I found out that he sat down to pee!"
Asilon, can you shoot me an email as per below.
Does scraping your tongue actually work better than working though a mouthful of Listerine?
I thought alcohol-based mouthwash was now recognized as counterproductive because it dries your mouth out, which promotes bacterial growth. But I could be wrong.
But--and this important--definitely don't use the same brush for your tongue and your teeth, as you'll transfer tongue plaque onto the teeth.
Oh. Really? Oh. I hadn't read this thread until just now, and I'd been about to ask, of course: don't people just brush their tongues with their toothbrushes at the end of the tooth-brushing part of the thing?
Hrm. Well, okay. Two separate toothbrushes.
But you know, the tongue-brushing comes at the end; the toothbrush is not used again on the teeth until the next morning (or evening, as the case may be). Does plaque die?
Does plaque die?
Every plaque dies. Not every plaque truly lives.
For God's Sake, Stanley: what is plaque?
I think plaque is the cause of gingivitis and I'm very impressed with swype for getting gingivitis on the first attempt.
The wikipedia article on dental plaques is typically good. A plaque is a biofilm produced by bacteria to protect themselves. If left undisturbed after 3-4 days it turns into tarter which is much harder to remove (requiring dental tools). Gingivitis is the result of tarter forming underneath the gum line, where the bacterial activity causes abscesses.
I dream of having two Gingivitii: one named Tar, and the other named Tar.
Yeah, spelling. Now that I reread wiki, it's 10 days, not 3-4, and I was way off on gingivitis.
Tartar control toothpaste! What a country.
The Black Eyed Peas have a forthcoming song about the importance of using separate tongue- and toothbrushes.
It's called "Let's not get re-tartar'd".
Two different female friends have told me that they had to break up with their boyfriends when they learned that the boyfriends sat down to pee. They lost all sexual attraction to them.
Wow. I'm not as shocked as some commenters, but that is a bit depressing. Oh, well. I wasn't really feeling ready for a relationship, anyway.
hm i thought plaque was just any mineralised biofilm
don't people just brush their tongues with their toothbrushes at the end of the tooth-brushing part of the thing?
Doesn't that make you gag? Or am I doing it wrong? Or do I just have an abnormally low threshold on my gag reflex?
This has been a confusing thread. On the first mention of cats-in-the-underpants thing, I imagined a man who pulls his pants all the way down to the floor to pee, like little kids do. Then I thought, no, you sexist crumb, we're talking about ladies sitting down to pee. Then allofasudden we move to gents sitting down to pee. (For the record, I would probably dump a boyfriend who sat down to pee on a regular basis.) Anyway, I like cats and enjoy eliminating as much as the next person, but I don't think I could get behind my cat getting in my drawers while I'm peeing sitting down. Among other reasons, well, there's a witness.
I take a puerile pleasure from peeing in the kitchen sink when my roommate beats me into the bathroom on those I've-let-this-full-bladder-go-too-long sleep-in mornings.
definitely don't use the same brush for your tongue and your teeth, as you'll transfer tongue plaque onto the teeth.
Also, I do not believe this.
(For the record, I would probably dump a boyfriend who sat down to pee on a regular basis.)
Would you care to explain why? I'm very seriously genuinely curious.
I take a puerile pleasure from peeing in the kitchen sink
Acrobatic (you're a woman, not a gay man, right?). Also gross, but acrobatic.
69: Presumably s/he really enjoys little droplets of pee all over the floor.
70: ? I could pee sitting down on a kitchen sink without any feats of acrobatics. You sit and pee. It requires a bit of a hop to get your ass up to counter height, but nothing approaching athletic, much less acrobatic.
Admittedly, I've never done this. But I'm very confident I could.
I guess that could explain why they call the tile behind the sink a backsplash.
Okay, acrobatic's overstating it a bit. But still, it'd be a process.
Admittedly, I've never done this. But I'm very confident I could.
I believe you said almost exactly the same thing about having sex on a moving bicycle.
Is there an official list of reasons not to eat at urple's house that we shoudl update?
But still, it'd be a process
I'm really not understanding this. It's just like an unusally high toilet bowl. But unless you're so short (or your counters are so high) that it would be a "process" to sit on your counters generally, I don't understand the difficulty you're contemplating.
Gay man, so not so acrobatic (the clue was "puerile!")
Sex on a moving bicycle, now that's acrobatic.
71: Little droplets of pee all over the floor are a small price to pay for enjoying the very first instance of male privilege most boys discover in life.
78: You either have an unusually small sink or an unusually large ass.
Diapers are a privilege. Using the toilet is a responsibility.
Hey, when I sprinkle when I tinkle, I wipe the seatie like a sweetie. What kind of cad do you take me for?
But still, it'd be a process.
Are you kidding me? It would be trivial.
78: This is a surefire setup for wacky EMT stories or that emergency room follies thread. "... the plumber and EMTs apparently decided it was less risky to disconnect the pipes and remove the sink from the counter than to ...
...
It was only after the patient reported continuing pain that I thought to ask, 'Wouldn't there have been a spigot on this sink?"
79: Gay man, so not so acrobatic (the clue was "puerile!")
Hah, under the mistaken assumption you were a woman, I considered going all nosflow and correcting that to puellile.
But so now that I have your gender straight, why no love for the sitzpinklers among your brethren?
But why would you care if someone else chooses not to indulge?
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78,83: No need to spell out the obligation to science implicit in these two comments.
I can imagine some of the effort of a successful sink-peeing session to be getting as much of the pee as possible directly in the drain, as opposed to on the other parts of the sink. Because otherwise, ew, gross.
Huh. That's funny, I'd had the vague impression that on investigation, it looked like his research might be kosher (or at least not fraudulent) after all.
As soon as I'm moved into my own place, I'll piss in the sink, for science.
Oh, you people are really going to make me be serious about this, aren't you. FINE.
We're not talking about any someone else, we're talking about a someone else who I'm supposed to be sexually attracted to. I'm attracted to masculinity, and sitting to urinate is profoundly unmasculine. Does it say anything important about someone's character? Of course not. And really, if I had myself a great boyfriend who happened to sit to pee, I wouldn't *really* dump him over it. But it would definitely fall in the "tradeoffs" column.
How about a man from an Asian culture that uses squat toilets who squats to pee instead of just pissing into the bowl on the floor? Or is that what everybody does in a squat toilet culture?
Apparently, lying about research results was rewarded on the veldt.
Who among us doesn't usually have at least one dish or cup in the sink, waiting to be washed? Even if my bladder were full-to-bursting, that moment of washing and setting aside of the cup or dish would reawaken my sense of shame.
Also, with roommates, I've always tended to prefer knocking and pleading to pissing in my own sink.
Who among us doesn't usually have at least one dish or cup in the sink, waiting to be washed?
Or a chesse grater?
I'm not going to pee in my sink, but I might this evening go sit on my sink in manner as if I were about to pee, if only to prove to myself how very easy it would be.
Dammit, for some reason I cannot find the link to the campaign about the Harvard maintenance people who are being unjustly harassed after years of service. Somebody else should find that and link to it. Alumni should call in and stuff.
P.S. Looks like Dayton is caving on the budget stuff here, so the State is going to come back in all its majesty and we can buy lottery tickets and MGD Lite again.
P.P.S. I am really pissed at my right-wing lesbian separatist sister, who is all over FB about how she's not a "bigot", just because she wants to discriminate against transgendered people. I am this close to shunning her.
Sigh.
What if you're sitting down to crap? Is it effeminate to pee at the same time?
(Serious question. Well, I mean, mostly.)
100: It's just like riding a bicycle.
Sitting down to crap is profoundly unmasculine. Anyhow, who sits down in the shower?
What if you're sitting down to crap?
Profoundly unmasculine.
The only squat toilets I've ever encountered were in Japan, and I'm pretty sure most Japanese guys stand to pee in those. The general condition of those (relatively few) units stand as evidence in favor of that belief.
Then again, I can't imagine dating a Japanese guy for other reasons.
100: I think you are making many assumptions about counters and sinks and their arrangements and slipperiness, and double sinks and tall spigots, and windows and what Jackmormon says and overhanging cabinets or lights (or lack thereof) and on and on.
Then again, I can't imagine dating a Japanese guy for other reasons.
Irremedial sadness?
that moment of washing and setting aside of the cup or dish
... moment of washing? Where do you think the aforementioned "puerile pleasure" comes from?
103: I never said anything about effeminacy. But, no.
105: I know, right?
105: Thanks for bringing a clear new low.
Btw, what's the new news on Mark Hauser? I couldn't find anything about new developments on the Google.
Oh, shit, I was supposed to say M/ark H/auser. I hope a moderator will tend to that if it's important.
I suspect John Tyler is either on the inside or has source on the inside or has tapped a bunch of phone mail.
Good lord, people, urine is the least disgusting substance your body produces. It's sterile, barring illness, and water soluble. Kitchen sinks are germ factories and can only become cleaner with peeing.
I can't really see what bad could happen if someone googled the guy and found this thread. I wouldn't sweat the google-proofing.
118: In the future, when water becomes scarce, we will all be required to prerinse our dishes and clothes in urine before washing.
My department is working on mandating that by 2017.
I'm not going to pee in my sink, but I might this evening go sit on my sink in manner as if I were about to pee, if only to prove to myself how very easy it would be.
Flickr?
120: The rinse unit will be one of many ULB* 2.0 accessories that you can plug into your stillsuit.
*Universal Liquid Bus.
Major foul on my part for assuming effeminate describes the same thing as unmasculine.
These days, I would think, going out of your way to press the advantages granted by a male gender identity makes you an asshole.
I'm not a sitzpinkler*, I'm a feminist.
* Tempting pseud, kinda.
I don't think that finding the choice to sit while peeing unattractive in men amounts to pressing the advantages granted by a male gender identity, but I won't dismiss out of hand the possibility that I'm an asshole.
But in the case of this particular advantage, I feel like the low cost to those who don't have it make it that much worth pressing for.
I wonder if this is how men who work at standing desks look at men sitting at their desks--as lazy, complacent sitzarbeiters.
It makes Blume shake her head in exasperation when I say "Ich bin ein Sitzpinkler" in the manner of JFK (well, really in the manner of Mayor Quimby, but whatever)
101: If anyone knows anything about this and can provide a link, I'll write.
I'm trying very somewhat hard to find pimminowcheez's distaste for men who sit to pee understandable. I guess I'd find it mildly surprising, but not much more than that.
I considered conceivably similar postural (if that is the right word) differences between the sexes: most of us recognize that women tend to cross their legs when sitting, while men might hoist one ankle up to rest across the opposite knee. I find the latter pretty uncomfortable myself, but acknowledge that it's a fairly masculine thing, in an, um, attractive way (to me).
Also, urple is so wrong about how easy it would be to pee in the sink. Someone else is probably wrong on the internet today as well, but I'm trying to take it easy.
urple should listen to what is obviously the voice of experience.
128 -- yes, yes it is.
Actually, I don't have a standing desk. But I did just check with my HR person about the possibility of installing one, and am going to do it. Blog commenting from the standing position here I come.
132: Sister, please. I would never try a sink. That's just silly.
I have peed in a sink, just not sitting on a sink.
Has dona quixote disappeared? I miss her and want to know what's become of her.
I guess I should have put an OT before that comment, but ffs, pissing in the sink? Really?
131: I don't know if this analogy is going to work, but I'll throw it up there and see what happens.
I think it's kind of like how a straight guy would regard chin whiskers on his sweetie. Lady beards: in the real world, they're not so uncommon, they're perfectly natural, most are pretty easily overlooked, and they nothing at all about the general quality of the bewhiskered. But the real world is not where sexual attraction lives; in that world, men have facial hair and women don't, and boys stand to pee and girls sit (is this not the first thing we ever learn about the difference between girls and boys?). You can consider the straight man who does not like facial hair on his lady an oppressive asshole if you like, and maybe you're right, but you shouldn't be surprised. She *could* just shave them off, and he *could* just wipe the seat after he pees.
I can't wait to see where this goes.
What about posture when standing to pee? Do you prefer a gentleman who holds his back straight and stares, unblinking, at the wall, or are you more interested in a man hunched over in sensitive attention to his urine stream?
138: I'm not calling you an oppressive asshole. I'm just surprised that this would be a particularly notable marker of, or for, sexual attractiveness, masculinity-wise. If you say it is, for you, okay, it is.
She *could* just shave them off, and he *could* just wipe the seat after he pees.
This confuses me. Were people saying that men who sit to pee do so because otherwise they'd sprinkle the seat, which is undesirable? (Men are supposed to raise the seat before they pee-while-standing, for one thing; also there was some talk upthread of sprinkling the floor, which, eww. Really, you guys?)
138: Shaving would create stubble. My college roommate did not have whiskers, but she did have some dark hair on her face had to bleach it.
Peeing on the seat requires forgetfulness plus it doesn't work very well what with the seat being sloped. It just runs into the bowl or the floor.
It's much easier to shave smoothly if you pee on your beard.
139: Variety is the spice of life. Those are both great, but then there's the bow-backed, drunken arc-stream position, and the world weary forward-slouch with one hand against the wall. Not big on the hands-on-hips no-aiming position, though, even if an old-school wall-to-floor urinal justifies it. Too businesslike. I mean, lighten up and enjoy this little break from the day, right?
140: That's the impression I got, that it was about avoiding a mess. Aside from piercings or states of drunkenness that require it, I can't think of why else any(male)one would sit down.
Peeing on the lid is the real mess maker. Peeing on the lid if the lid has a fuzzy cover is something that leaves you no choice but to climb out the bathroom window and never be seen by who ever it was that covered their commode's lid in muppet fur.
My straightlady roommate always gets annoyed with me for putting the lid (not the seat) *down*. I never understood that, but maybe she's had some unpleasant lid-soaking experiences of the type you describe.
144.1: both hands held high above the head and tears of joy streaming down the face? One hand held to forehead in strained psychic effort position? Clever use of an elastic band and binder clip-based aiming system? Behind the back trick shot?
That polyester fluff gets wet without absorbing much water. Plus, it muffles the sound of urine on porcelain so it takes longer to notice.
145: it's even worse if you take a dump on it.
144: Aside from piercings or states of drunkenness that require it, I can't think of why else any(male)one would sit down.
I probably wouldn't if I were male, but then again, I'm not male, so I can't know. I mean, I sit down to pee, and it's not really a burden the vast majority of the time. I would think it's easier to pee if you don't have to aim beyond just sitting down for a moment. Moby seems to have a lot of trouble with the aiming.
I should probably find a medicine for my short attention span and easily distracted nature.
Growing up with a dog who would always drink from the toilet bowl if given a chance led me to develop the habit of always putting the lid down on the toilet when it's not in use.
149: Not if you get a firm one. That type of fabric doesn't absorb well and if you wipe quickly you might get clean away.
154: but at that point why not just shit on the floor and pick it up in a bag? Save yourself all that trouble of finding the bathroom.
I never remember a bag so I have to find somebody's washcloths.
Huh, only six months ago. Somebody should chart the relative prevalence of pee threads vs. food threads.
153: Yeah, that's a house rules kind of thing. A friend had a cat who for some reason liked to drop his toys in the toilet -- superballs and fluffy balls that he would otherwise bat around in play. He thought they should be in the toilet when not in use, it seemed. The house rule was just that the lid must always be put down.
pimminow's roommate probably found herself sitting to pee and realizing in the nick of time that she was sitting on the lid. D'oh!
157: In fairness, that thread evolved from a pee post; this thread evolved from a wholesome post about dentistry.
boys stand to pee and girls sit (is this not the first thing we ever learn about the difference between girls and boys?)
Uh oh. I first taught both my boys to pee in the toilet sitting down, because two year olds who can't reach the toilet without standing on stools and who don't know what they're doing anyway have absolutely terrible aim. Have I ruined them? The older one now stands to pee, but his brother isn't there yet.
Not big on the hands-on-hips no-aiming position, though, even if an old-school wall-to-floor urinal justifies it. Too businesslike. I mean, lighten up and enjoy this little break from the day, right?
Huh, I would have thought such a posture would be highly enjoyable. Hands on your hips, leaning back, hips jutted forward, junk out, piss flowing, come on, that's the posture of a man who loves life.
When I was in Madrid, the locals would always laugh at me. "You Americans, you stand to pee. Here in Spain, we pee to stand."
Aside from piercings or states of drunkenness that require it, I can't think of why else any(male)one would sit down.
I don't think I've ever pulled down my pants to sit on the toilet and pee, because that would be a lot of work. But if I'm pantsless anyway, and the seat's down rather than up, sitting is less effort overall.
Nobody teaches a boy to pee standing up unless they live outdoors. It isn't even funny how bad the aim is.
I'm imagining this taking place not before a urinal of any sort, though, but rather in an open field or some such. Along a mountain trail.
also there was some talk upthread of sprinkling the floor, which, eww. Really, you guys?
I take it you don't make it into a lot of public men's restrooms, but if you did you would find that this is not atypical.
Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You'll be surprised, you're pissing all over the place/Voila!
also there was some talk upthread of sprinkling the floor, which, eww. Really, you guys?
I take it you don't make it into a lot of public men's restrooms, but if you did you would find that this is not atypical.
Although actually I suspect that that majority of what happens in public restrooms is deliberate vandalism, because no one could just be that bad at peeing.
urple, have you experimented with your kitchen sink yet? It's for science.
172: I just did, actually. Zero problems. I'm still not even understanding what exactly anyone is thinking might be even a potential difficulty here.
Is your sink on an island or otherwise free of cabinets?
Hands on your hips, leaning back, hips jutted forward, junk out, piss flowing, come on, that's the posture of a man who loves life.
All true, it's just the hand-on-hips part that I object to. Hands in pockets, or arms crossed sure, or better yet, hands on head, fingers locked -- you know, like felatio receiving position.
And urple, as far as I'm concerned, you didn't ruin your boys. But then, I want more gay guys in the world, so maybe I'm biased.
My kitchen sink is a double sink with a tall arching/overhanging spigot, a dish drainer rack at one side, and a fridge on the other, with a window above it, and it often has a dish or two (or 10, if my housemate's home) in it. We're talking an area of opportunity that's not much more than a foot wide. I could do it in an emergency, I suppose.
How does one make it to adulthood without having the sitzpinkel mocked out of them. I have a vivid and shamefulhazy memory of some child telling me in ~preschool that grown ups don't pee sitting down.
Our sink is on a corner of the counter, so that might make it harder. It is back from the edge a bit more so there is less room in front of the cabinets.
Mockery is overrated. Also, there are many different kinds of mancards.
In the interests of science and acrobatics I tried to pee while L-sitting on the kitchen sink. My first attempt failed as I had insufficient pressure to overcome my necessarily tense core muscles, but drinking and the passage of time allowed me to build up enough of a head of steam and I succeeded, though I'd be lying if I said it was without spillage or that I had good form.
If you're an obsessive reader, sitting down allows you to keep reading with both hands - standing up means that you have to read one-handed, which makes it difficult to turn the pages or make notes.
Eggplant gets five science gold stars and urple three, but one of urple's is taken away as a penalty for willfully obtuse overgeneralization about sink configurations.
Go Eggplant. I would have tried, but my wife stayed where she could view of the kitchen until after I went to bed. Maybe she does read this.
And doing the view of kitchen is hard work for hours at a time.
We're talking an area of opportunity that's not much more than a foot wide.
How wide is your toilet??
That's not quite up there with "What Color Is Your Parachute?" but can I borrow that for an advice book I've been meaning to write?
How wide is your toilet stance?
I feel a bit of pride at the thought that I had a little something to do with Eggplant peeing in her kitchen sink, and for science no less. These are the moments when you rememer how interconnected we all are and every little thing we do counts.
I believe Eggplant has a penis.
I always forget that part of the Nicene Creed.
Apparently it only takes one sitting pee to unman you.
I've never peed in a sink while conscious, but I have been part of a party of about two dozen who fetched up at a place with a catering kitchen after having no washing facilities for a few days, and we all took baths in the sinks.
Just today I used a public restroom with a sign saying, "No Shaving, No Bathing, No Laundry."
I believe it's more polite to pee into the dishwasher than into the sink.
I believe it's more polite to pee into the dishwasher than into the sink.
But that brings us back to the standing/sitting question. Unless you have a top loading dishwasher.
All this time, I've been peeing in the sink.
I think we should identify the kitchen appliance into which it is most polite to pee.
Not the toaster.
I will now be unable to unthink the thought, "What would happen if you peed into the iron?"
How can you pee in the percolator without going back to 1975 to find somebody with a percolator?
All I know is that only girlymen sit to pee in the stand mixer.
I keep the stand mixer where it belongs. In its box in the basement.
I believe it's more polite to pee into the dishwasher
Getting peed *on* is bad enough, asshole.
I heard if you piss in the microwave you get super-powered pee, is what I heard.
If your pee had a superpower, what superpower would you want it to have? Invisibility or flight?
I think we should identify the kitchen appliance into which it is most polite to pee.
The egg coddler.
Or maybe the ice cream maker? Urine sorbet at least has the advantage of not being particularly odiferous, I would wager.
Oh, gross. That made me think about the ice cream maker and the maggots.
I used to have an ice cream maker. Then there were maggots.
216: Sounds more like an "I Scream" maker.
I USED TO HAVE A LIFE. THEN THERE WERE MAGGOTS.
I've peed in a sink. It's pretty easy.
I didn't teach my son to sit or stand - one day he decided he wasn't going to wear a nappy any more, and he just jumped up onto the toilet seat (facing the back) and squatted on the seat to pee. He did that for a while because he seemed happy, and then I gave him one of those little steps that people with small children have in their bathrooms, and he was away.
I assume my dad sits down because he's very lazy.
Wait, which part is the assumption, the sitting or the lazy?
203: I think we should identify the kitchen appliance into which it is most polite to pee.
Momma used to love me, but she died. Then there were maggots.
