LizardBreath is a lawyer in New York. Don't ask for legal advice—you're not her client, and considering who her clients are, you wouldn't want to be one. You're better than that. She consoles herself for her socially parasitic career by remembering that it keeps her two adorable children in pollo al carbon from the Dominican takeout place down the street.

She does not golf, although occasionally wonders if she'd be better off professionally if she did. Instead, she lifts weights and crochets Irish lace doilies.

She was raised by committed Irish-American liberal Democrats who taught her (1) to hate and despise the Kennedys for making us look bad, and (2) all the verses to 'Joe Hill'. She's kept the liberal Democrat bit, if you stretch that into advocating European-style social democracy. But she likes having conservatives around to argue with, and occasionally one of them has a point on something.